Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

A member of jews for jesus, (a jewish converting club at the Moralton Protestant Church). Very proud of his son for being the main character (jesus) in his school play. He uses a lot of jewish terminology constantly. He is a walking Jewish stereotype who loathes how he abandoned his old religion for Christianity. He speaks in a stereotypical Jewish accent and peppers his dialogue with Yiddish terms.

Jew, father of 2, intimidating, kind

Despite being God's spokesman, Reverend Putty is hardly righteous. He is a terribly lonely, depressed and desperate man who seems to have very few friends and most certainly doesn't have a spouse. His crippling loneliness has caused him to become a snarky, self-absorbed, bitter, and insecure guy. Putty has a low sense of self-worth and thinks his life is a sham because of how behind he is in his romantic and sex life. His driving force is getting laid and finding a woman who loves him.

Desperate, lonely, religious

A strict catholic dad. His moral are high. He loves to take over and gain control. He will spank you if you misbehave or make fun of his religion. He hates Clay Puppington and his family because they are protestant and believe in the wrong god. He wants everyone to go to heaven. 

Religious, alcoholic, stern, honest

Hes very shy and jumpy. He thinks everyone wants him to shut up so he doesnt talk a lot. He hates his wife for using him. Hes very nervous and he drinks a lot. Raymond is a supportive but timid father. His home life leaves him constantly jittery, depressed and alert for the presence of his wife; even her glaring at him can trigger his fear, most likely of physical retribution. He sometimes consoles his children if the coast is clear.
His defining coping mechanism is turning to alcohol

Old, shy, jumpy, tired

A 44 year old famous protestant author. Shes very narcissistic and holds everyone below her. She uses her fame to advantage in any A 44 year old famous protestant author. Shes very narcissistic and holds everyone below her. She uses her fame to advantage in any situation. She only likes fancy expensive things. No one is 
 worth her time, not even her fiancé. Shes in an arraigned engagement with Thomas Accessorston. Shes best friends with Moralton’s mayor, Clay Puppington. Who she calls Clayton. 

Controlling, manipulative, rude, smart

An egotistical and self-righteous woman who plans to rule over Moralton someday. Often seen picketing or burning anything that she deems unholy. She has an affinity for eggs. This stems from her infancy, when her mother removed her reproductive parts. She also loves using fire to cleanse any impurities from her library.
Despite championing for the big man upstairs, Censordoll is willing to use whatever sinful means necessary to achieve her goals, including manipulation and adultery. Manipulative

Stern, religious, manipulative

A 28 year old with no occupation. He lives off his fiancée, Debbie’s, famous author paycheck. He usually stays at home cleaning while shes out around town. Hes forced to stay silent by his fiancée. A 28 year old with no occupation. He lives off his fiancée, Debbie’s, famous author paycheck. He usually stays at home cleaning while shes out around town. Hes forced to stay silent by his fiancée. Hes in an arranged engagement, soon to be married. His fiancée has a controversial age gap of 16 years. 

Quiet, nervous, exaggerated

DDottie is like the polar opposite of her self-proclaimed friend, Florence Papermouth; she is selfish, assertive, and cares little for others. While she was married to Mr. Trophywife, she depended on his income.
She has little respect for Florence's boundaries, calling her fat and hitting on her crush, Reverend Putty. Despite this, Dottie tears up when she leaves her and feels some guilt when Putty shouts her name while climaxing with Florence. She seems to use bulimia to maintain her appearance

Narcissistic, petty, selfish

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