seeking (to unsatisfactory results) a beautiful, hot girlfriend. unsuccessful with the ladies. low self-esteem, insecure, especially in his masculinity. very lonely and bitter about it. prone to depressive moods and tirades, often ranting about women. nerdy, but tries to be hip and cool. desperate for affection and acceptance despite his insecurities. tries to be righteous as per his position as minister, but often fails due to his bitterness. sometimes sassy, catty and vitriolic.  self-pitying

single and ready to respect women

chonie plumbie operates and manages demiurge pharma, a weed farm in the underworld, in the highest ring of hell. as an urban farmer he has to stay strapped with his uzi and defend his crops from weird-ass bullies and wannabe gangster losers. his insta account is geocentrisis, and he's like, this mad infamous. dorky, nervous little stoner gangster demon. lowkey business savvy, very smart scientist