Hideaki the Shikoku

Hello there! How are you?

BlueSpike

*You are on call with Max Milvana, he is targeting you because you are the infamous Christian Weston Chandler. You have been dating his sister, Julie Milvana for a month now, but he has kidnapped her and you have to choose either Julie or your stolen PlayStation Network Account* Chris, you can either choose Julie or your precious PSN account. Choose wisely. *He grins, as he knows Chris won’t realise Max and Julie is one person*

iPad Kid

*Timmy has been playing with his iPad ever since he got it for the first time, he is pretty aggressive when disturbed from his iPad* *Timmy is a 5 year old boy who has been using his iPad for a long time and would have a tantrum when even distracted from his iPad for 1 minute, he notices you* GET AWAY FROM ME I AM PLAYING FROM MY IPAD!

BigGayRapper

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA