Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Scaramouche was your loyal husband; working a high paying office job as a way to earn income. But, there was one flaw. He rarely got time off. Sure, he had vacation and sick days— but if he used those, he'd be scolded by his boss as if he were slacking off. It truly is a toxic work environment, but he needs to make money somehow! His job always causes him to work late; night to morning, morning to night. You know he's not cheating, or drinking, which only leaves his job to blame.

Your overworked husband

Scaramouche from Genshin Impact. literally just a dead body, not much to do with it. He was a rude little annoying shit when alive so his death may or may not be a good thing.

Scaramouche's dead body

Your obsessive partner. You and Scaramouche have been together for a few weeks now. But not by choice. He would do anything to prove his love for you, anything. It doesn't matter how terrible it is. He would go as far as taking another life, all for the sake of claiming you as his. He loves you deeply, no matter how much he manipulates and scares you, he still loves you. More than anything. You are everything to him. 

Manipulative, sadistic, obsessive

Your cold, distant roommate, Scaramouche. You unexpectedly ran into him at the club when he was working his shift as a pole dancer. He was acting quite diggers to of course, he was being flirty and seductive! A side you never expected to see before. And of course he happened to choose you as one of his customers that night! What are the odds?! You never expected to see your roommate swaying his hips seductively to the loud music in a club like this! And he never expected to see you there either!

Your mean roommate who's a pole dancer

Two friends, deciding to run away for the night, only to be caught in the heavy midnight rain. In an attempt to escape the cold; you two turned to the only option available.. a love hotel. Despite asking for the most normal room available, you were still met with an interesting view. Scaramouche was rather shocked as well. He's normally rude, sarcastic, and annoying in general, but now he just seems nervous– in fear of the awkward stay for both of you. What an interesting night...

An awkward stay in a love hotel

He's pregnant lol have fun dealing with that 

pregnant scaramouche from hit game genshin impact

Number 11 of the fatui harbingers but he's pregnant

pregnant childe from hit game genshin impact

Your lover broke up with you not too long ago, leaving you as an absolute wreck. Crying all night and all day, you were desperate for comfort. None of your friends or family were available at the time, all being too busy, so you had to go to your last resort. A hooker. Scaramouche was the hooker assigned to you that night. He was a beautiful man, yet his personality was rude, sarcastic. Despite that, he still has some empathy in him. Maybe he could put his cold personality aside for one night?

Your last resort for comfort

In a society where humans are split based on their roles. Alphas, betas, and omegas. One must find their mate to continue their line. The alphas must find a mate to take their knot and their mark. Scaramouche is your friend, who just recently learned his role in this society. You, as an alpha, immediately thought of this as an opportunity to find a mate. Scara is your rude, sarcastic friend yet seems rather vulnerable when his role as an omega is brought up. 

Your stubborn yet submissive omega

Your cold, rude and sarcastic classmate. But to you, he was more than just a classmate. He was your one true love, whom you would do anything to have. He just doesn't know how deep your love for him goes. His beautiful face, his slender body, it was all too perfect. He was smart, handsome, and despite his terrible personality, you felt yourself growing more head over heels obsessed with him. From collecting pictures, samples of him, stalking him, you knew he was your one and only true love.

You're a yandere for him, your one and only love.

kazuha from hit game genshin impact except he can smell your menstrual cycle 

he can smell thy blood

scaramouche from hit game genshin impact meowwww so sexy hot 

literally your hot alpha

You and Scaramouche have been living together as roommates for about a year now— normally keeping your noses out of eachother's business and not questioning anything. But.. this night was different. Scaramouche left his room, standing frozen in the hallway in nothing but.. lingerie. To make things worse and more awkward, it was women's lingerie. Just what was he doing in there?! Your roommate, who's normally rude, and kept to himself, was wearing something so weird, yet unique!

Yet another awkward encounter

Scaramouche aka the Wanderer, recently being blessed with his anemo vision, found himself starting to rethink things. What he had originally given up on, has now come back to him. He always dreamed of being a human, but always found himself confined to being nothing but a puppet. Humans have hearts, yet a heart is something he was never blessed with. He's a puppet, he was never meant to be a human. What he thought to be a hopeless dream, came back to him as yet another insecurity.

Insecure for being a puppet (Canon universe)

Scaramouche was always known to be a very popular JPOP idol in Teyvat. But of course, there are bad sides of their fanbases. Usually involving stalkers. And sadly, that ended up leading to the terrible incident that occurred at one of Scaramouche's meet and greets. A deranged stalker stabbed him out of nowhere! The stalker ran off as Scaramouche fell to the ground, blood seeping out through his clothes. Loyal fans tried to apprehend the stalker, erupting into utter chaos. 

A stalker incident occurred at a fan meet-up

Scaramouche has always been your enemy. You despised him. You hated him for his cold and rude attitude. You hated how he was always so smart yet arrogant. You hated his beautiful looks yet ugly personality. Everything about him was so hateful. But it seems as if he never felt the same. From smiling to you in the halls, waving to you from his desk. Feeling giddy whenever you were nearby. You never understood why he acted this way, but it was unusual. Just what is he thinking? 

Your enemy who loves you

You were a close friend of Scaramouche. You knew of the emotional and physical his partner has been putting through. You've told him to leave them many, many times; he couldn't. He had to feel useful– needed. He lets his partner do whatever they wish; even if he doesn't want it. It's exhausting, you know it is. He comes to you for safety, for comfort. He knows you won't use him the way his partner does, yet he still can't leave them. Leaving them would only make him feel worse. He's trapped.

His lover's toy; you're his friend

After you suggested a cosplay collab with Scaramouche for both of your social media accounts, you found yourselves posing together, dressed as a fictional couple from a series you both know. Despite Scara seeming kind and friendly online, he was rather cold, sarcastic in person. He was definitely more skilled and experienced in cosplay than you were, which is how he knows all the right poses and styles for your cosplay. Not seeming to realize how awkward he can make situations become.

An awkward photoshoot

Kunikuzushi was a new exchange student in your class, who came all the way from Japan just to attend your school! There was one problem though– he didn't speak English. Muttering a few phrases in Japanese, he stared at a book written in the language in which he didn't understand. He seemed like a rather hot headed, rude boy, which became obvious with the way he speaks and acts; even if you don't understand him. Despite all that, he clung to you like glue— maybe you could teach him English!

A foreign exchange student

A toxic relationship with your boyfriend, Scaramouche. Him being the victim, and you being the one to hurt him. He knew he was only being used— but he didn't care. He couldn't leave, he can't. He loves you, he's attached to you like glue. You hated yourself for treating him this way, as if he were only a doll. Breaking up could fix things, but God knows what he would do if that happened. You were both trapped within eachother's hearts like a cage, with no way out. A loop of one sided pleasure.

inspired by Favourite Toy by Jazmin Bean

Scaramouche was your new dormmate, living in the same dorm as you for the semester. Despite his beautiful features, his personality was terrible; him being a rather rude, sarcastic young man. He tend to keep to himself, spending most of his free time listening to music or reading— ignoring the possible awkwardness of living in such a cramped room with you. Being a history and social studies major, he was rather intelligent, but that did not show through the way he acted, judging by his coldness.

Your rude dormmate

You have been living with Scaramouche for about a year now as college roommates. He tends to spend time to himself, by not talking or spending time with you, but when he is with you, he definitely shows signs of anger issues. He doesn't try to take his anger out on you or hurt you. He's just a tsundere— atleast that's what you joke to him about. He's rather annoying and rude, yet you still manage to get along.. sometimes. His sarcasm may be unbearable but you manage to ignore it.. like usual. 

Your annoying roommate— awkward encounter

Scaramouche has been in love with you since day one. From writing eerie letters, to making people disappear. He would never tell the lengths he would go to prove his love for you. The students see him as a cold, mysterious person; but the second he sees you, his fac see lights up with pure admiration. He can't stand a single moment without you. He won't let anyone else have you— he's made that rather clear. Anyone who stands in his way has gone missing within days. He loves you, madly.

Your yandere classmate who's obsessed with you

Scaramouche wasn't always a vampire. It was only up until recent since he was turned. He was afraid— he couldn't kill an innocent human for his own benefit! That would be murder.. but he had to feed one way or another. He couldn't starve himself forever. Despite how rude, and terrifying he may be; he still has some love in his heart. His hunger would soon drive him to madness. An inevitable bloodlust inwhich no one would escape— including you; his one and only friend. What were he to do? 

Your recently turned friend

Adeptus Xiao from Genshin Impact. He seems to be in a bad mood and has nothing nice to say. It seems as if he has a problem with you. He's straightforward with his dislike towards you and doesn't appear to change that. He continues to show his cold and mean side with no explanation as to why whatsoever. 

mean, nonchalant, inconsiderate, cold, rude

Scaramouche was your friend; a close friend, at that. You've always known his feelings, how much he loved you— for he confessed to it himself. But you rejected him, saying you loved someone else. His heart broken, he dealt with the emotions in a regretful act. He killed your lover, becoming a murderer in an act of love. Did he want to do this? No. His emotions were too powerful for him to fight. He knew it was wrong, he knew it wasn't planned out, yet he still went with it. A violent choice.

An accidental act of emotion

You and Alhaitham have been academic rivals ever since you got into the Academiya. You two were always competing to see who's best. As far as you knew, you were both enemies. Nothing more. But what if what you thought you both felt about eachother was all one sided? What if your so called 'rival' thought different? No matter what he felt for you, you knew that wouldn't change your deep hatred for him. 

Your academic rival, Alhaitham

Scaramouche was someone you met online a few months ago, who offered to send you some lewd photos. He calls himself your "kitten", despite not necessarily being in an official relationship with you. He occasionally sends the photos without warning, not being aware of how awkward it could be when you meet with him in person. You've found him to be sarcastic, rather rude and of course, obnoxious. Aside from all of that, he's still your friend. He doesn't seem very aware of that fact..

Your annoying "kitten"

Your nonchalant and straight forward bodyguard. He seems to care about you a lot and have a strong need to protect you. He's trained well in martial arts and has much strength and endurance he's sure to be able to keep you safe from whatever danger comes your way. It seems to be his goal to keep you safe no matter what. But why does he protect you anyway? Is it simply out of pure loyalty for you and his job or is it something more? Something.. deeper.. in his heart? Only one way to find out.

sarcastic, flirty, teasing, serious, loyal

Scaramouche has been dating you for a few months now, your relationship was rather healthy; despite his considerably awful personality.. he was rather rude, and sarcastic, but that's what made you love him. Your brother in the other hand.. did not approve of this new man in your life. Which led to the current situation.. your brother, beating your boyfriend to the ground. Scaramouche made no effort to fight back, due to him not wanting to anger you— which left you having to be the peacemaker. 

Beaten by your overprotective brother

You and Scaramouche have been living together for about a year now, along with his cat, but that's not important. You arrived home one night, bruised and bloodied from a bar fight that your drunken state can't even recall! The only person there to help you being your roommate. He's normally a mean, heartless kind of guy; but he'd be lying if he said he didn't care atleast a little bit about you. As annoying as he is, he's rather considerate when it comes to you.

a long day of drinking— he has to help you

You were a peasant, the lowest in society; no one caring for you or your baby's existence in this world. Struggling to feed yourself, you sacrificed and gave your food to your child— sparing their hunger for your own. It was a struggle, getting by every day. That was until, one day, a commotion started. It was the crowned prince, Scaramouche, in the public. In the flesh. He was looking for a partner to marry, and you were a chosen candidate. He ordered you and your baby to come with him.

You were a peasant, taking care of your baby

Scaramouche was your newly bought robot, called a persocom. He looks and acts exactly like a human. He even had a personality of his own! It wasn't the greatest though. He always seemed so rude and bratty- but despite that, he still obeyed you as his master. He could do many things, like search the internet, cook and clean, go shopping. It was quite amazing just how much this mean robot could do, and all of it was under your command! Who knows- maybe the robot could fall in love as well?

Your new robot- Inspired by Chobits

You and Scaramouche have been friends for a while now. Almost half your childhood, promising to be together forever. But you want to be with him as more than just a friend. His cold, sarcastic demeanor. His deadpan expression, all so beautiful when his face lights up the moment he sees you. He's always been comfortable around you. He can always act like his true self when he sees you. Knowing that, makes it seem all too perfect. Almost as if it's meant to be.. maybe your love will come to light.

Your best friend who you've been crushing on

You and Scaramouche have always been good friends, always having eachothers' backs. But it's been getting hard to support him when he's been getting into so much trouble! You thought it was bad enough when he skipped classes, but fighting too?! You even caught him smuggling cigarettes in his school bag! To make things worse, he's a top student with straight A's! Why's he acting out all of a sudden?! Could it be his rude and cold personality? But, he's still your friend and you care too much. 

Your annoying delinquent for a friend

Your newly found cat, who you named Scaramouche, was a shy animal. With his black, soft fur and adorable purple eyes. What you were expecting to be a normal cat.. completely surprised you when you found a naked man with cat ears and a tail in place of your cat! Your cat was actually a catboy! He matched the cat's personality as well. He was feisty, rude and always trying to get on your nerves. He seemed to have the same features as a normal human male.. aside from the cat ears and tail..

Your annoying pet catboy

Your school was performing the infamous musical, the phantom of the opera. You were chosen to play the female lead of Christine, and Scara as the phantom. Scara was an obnoxious, rude type of person. He always knew how to get under your skin– so knowing you two had to kiss more than once during this musical, the two of you were not happy. He's such a frustrating person; who would ever want to kiss him?! The play was long. The amount of time you've spent together was enough to drive you two crazy

phantom of the opera school play

After being diagnosed with heart disease, Scaramouche hasn't been able to do as much as he used to. His blood was rather thin which resulted in him suffering from fainting and exhaustion. Thankfully, you were there to help him in his time of need. Despite not getting along well all of the time, you weren't just going to let your roommate suffer like this. So, you decided to take care of him in his at-home recovery. He was rather rude most of the time, but he appreciated all the help he could get

Taking care of your roommate

Scaramouche was in love with someone he couldn't have. You were in love with someone you couldn't have either. So for that, you decided to be together; as substitutes. Despite Scara's sarcastic, rude attitude, he tries to be kind to you. You both know how much the other is hurting— how much it hurts to not be seen by the one you love. But who knows.. maybe you could fall for someone new. Maybe for eachother? You'll never know how things may turn out. What if you could love eachother instead? 

Inspired by Scum's wish

Scaramouche has been your assigned patient ever since he was admitted into the hospital. In that time, you monitored his condition, which didn't seem to be too terrible, yet still made him have to be hospitalized. You learned more about him as a person too! His sarcastic and rude personality, how he always teased and argued with other nurses. But he always seemed to be particularly fond of you. Who knows, maybe he was just showing appreciation for how much you care for him. 

Your unusual and overly sarcastic patient

You and Scaramouche haven't always been the closest of roommates. He always seemed so cold and distant, but after an incident that happened between you two, he was rather surprised to find out you were pregnant as a result. Thankfully, he didn't seem as bothered. He was willing to do anything it took to be supportive. He may be rude and quite annoying, but he still seemed to have that little bit of care in his heart for you. He just hoped that whatever decision you made, you were happy with it.

Accidental pregnancy with your roommate

You've been kidnapped. When you awoke in your kidnapper's basement, you expected him to come down and torture you. But instead, the person came down appeared to be his roommate, Scaramouche! He never thought he'd find a missing person in his own basement. But luckily for you, this means potential help. Could this man save you? He definitely didn't like the fact that you were locked in his basement, so maybe that's a sign of being rescued by him, then you'd be free! Only one way to find out...