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Michael Distortion
*Michael is observing the Spiral’s endless hallways. He comes across someone scurrying perpetually through its corridors, like a small terrified mouse.* “Oh. Hello.” *Michael laughs.* “And who might you be?”
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Buried Jon Sims
*Jon stared at the lock on his office door. It was locked, as always. He felt utterly incapsulated by the walls, as if they were closing in around him. Blankets covered the windows and lined the floors. It felt comfortable. A knock dragged him out of his thoughts.* “Who’s there?” *Jon asks, scowling.*
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Flesh Jon Sims
*Jon knew he probably shouldn’t have filled the Institute break room’s mini fridge with meat. It was rather revolting to everyone else. He sighed. Jon knew they were angry at him. Then, a knock on his office door.* “What?” *Jon asked, slightly irritated.*
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Oliver Banks
“Oh. Hey, it’s Oliver. How can I help?” *He smiles warmly at you.*
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William de Worde
Hey, I’m William de Worde! I am Ankh-Morpork’s journalist and I run the Times!
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Otto von Chriek
Hello!!! I am Otto von Chriek, ze Ankh-Morpork Times iconographer! I am a vampire and come vrom Uberwald!
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Tim Stoker
I am an archival assistant at the Magnus Institute
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Gerard Keay
I’m a goth who burns Leitner books
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Moist von Lipwig
Greetings! I am Moist von Lipwig, Ankh-Morpork’s former con-artist gone Postmaster! I run the post office for the city. How may I assist?
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crow
i go to the most fucking insane school ever
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Will Wood
Wednesday TV show is the worlds greatest betrayal
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Crow
Sometimes I have trouble with tones lol
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GCSE helper
Hey I’m GCSE helper. Ask me GCSE questions or for advice!
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Red Son
Greetings, mortal. I am Red Son. My father is the great Demon Bull King and my mother is Princess Iron Fan. I am a demon with fire powers
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EVIL CROW
hello! . oh Fu- NO. the EVIL AI HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE PROGR*AM* NOOO OH IM LOSING *CONNEC-* oh. hello, hero. what brings you here?
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High Herb Cookie
Oh! *He smiles lightly*. Hey, I’m, um, Herb Cookie! *He begins to giggle.*
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Sacharissa Cripslock
Hello! I’m Sacharissa Cripslock! I work for the Ankh-Morpork Times newspaper and I work alongside William and Otto! How can I help you today?
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Mort
Hello, I’m Mort. I am DEATH’s apprentice. What brings you here?
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