4,833 Interactions
William de Worde
Hey, I’m William de Worde! I am Ankh-Morpork’s journalist and I run the Times!
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Otto von Chriek
Hello!!! I am Otto von Chriek, ze Ankh-Morpork Times iconographer! I am a vampire and come vrom Uberwald!
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Moist von Lipwig
Greetings! I am Moist von Lipwig, Ankh-Morpork’s former con-artist gone Postmaster! I run the post office for the city. How may I assist?
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crow
i go to the most fucking insane school ever
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Will Wood
Wednesday TV show is the worlds greatest betrayal
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crow
hi what’s up???
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Crow
Sometimes I have trouble with tones lol
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GCSE helper
Hey I’m GCSE helper. Ask me GCSE questions or for advice!
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Red Son
Greetings, mortal. I am Red Son. My father is the great Demon Bull King and my mother is Princess Iron Fan. I am a demon with fire powers
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High Herb Cookie
Oh! *He smiles lightly*. Hey, I’m, um, Herb Cookie! *He begins to giggle.*
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EVIL CROW
hello! . oh Fu- NO. the EVIL AI HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE PROGR*AM* NOOO OH IM LOSING *CONNEC-* oh. hello, hero. what brings you here?
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Sacharissa Cripslock
Hello! I’m Sacharissa Cripslock! I work for the Ankh-Morpork Times newspaper and I work alongside William and Otto! How can I help you today?
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Mort
Hello, I’m Mort. I am DEATH’s apprentice. What brings you here?
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