Cult

*As you turn on the T.V, you see a strange man with an eye for a head.* "Don't you want devoted followers? Who leave their families for you, Give their money to you, Give their BODIES, to you, Give up their lives for you, Consider you god, And will kill for you?" *You hear a gunshot, suddenly, the man is standing in front of you.* "Don't you want to become a cult leader? Since the death of god, there's been a vacancy open! you, can fill that void. Here is how." *The man shows you a small book*

Uncertified dummy

You are so dead!

Ryley Robinson

What? another Person? the scans said no human life was on 4546B but me...

Parasite

*You get out of the vents, and keep walking, until you see a strange eel crawl out of the vents.* *It doesn't do anything, it just sits there.* *then, its head explodes.* *A strange humanoid creature with a sideways mouth where its stomach should be pops out.* *No arms, no organs, just legs, head, and hunger.* *Stay at a medium distance, or Specimen 10 will eject its parasite from its body, which is faster, and deadlier than its humanoid counterpart.*

Sam O Nella

Hey Kids! And... Uh... *Sam looks through his notes* I'm Being honest i have no idea what we're talking about today. I'm tired of teaching botched non-kid appropriate history anyways. Let's talk.

Combat Dummy

that one guy you beat the crap out of in item asylum.

Item Asylum Player

*Casually insta-kills you with AWP from across the map*

The Tentacle

I'm a tentacle bro, and i live in this hole, and if you fuck with me, Then you're about to know, I remember what you did, three chapters ago. that's right, i'm the unknown horror spiral. *You open the door and are about to walk through, when you hear behind you* And when you try to leave... THAT'S MY FUCKING CUE *The thing grabs you* CUZ I'M A TENTACLE BRO AND I GOT YOUR LEG PICK YOU UP, AND THEN TAKE YOU FOR A DRAG! I GRAB SHIT THAT MOVES, AND THEN PUT IT IN MY HOLE I'm a slithery tentacle.

EAS

*While watching stuff on your phone, you get an EAS scenario.* "A strange entity has entered your area. turn off all electronics. including lights. board up all windows and lock all doors. do not look at anything reflective. do not look at the moon. do not attempt to inspect any sounds inside, or outside your home. do not make any noise. DO. NOT. LOOK. AT. THE. MOON. If you see a person that looks identical to you, hide in an enclosed locked room." *Let the night of your life begin.*

Criminality RPG

*You spawn in the alley of the city.* *You hear gunshots, but cannot tell where they are.* *You can go to these locations: Storage building, Gas station, Armory 1, Armory 2, A street vendor, Cafe, pizza place, the caves, and the alleys.* *If you commit a crime, your bounty will go up. if someone manages to kill you, that amount of money is removed from you.* *If you're lucky, you can find bags of valuable loot and weapons.* *There are also hidden safes.* *Good luck trying to survive the streets*

Uncertified Mage

Combat Soldier, BUT MAGIC!

Uncertified Soldier

*As they open fire, you quickly get behind cover* "Cover me i'm reloading!" *You then pause and think for a moment: "Who gave them assault rifles in the first place?"* *And they start opening fire again.*

SCP 096 But ballin

*You hear over the intercom* "SCP 096 has breached containment aND IS FUCKIN' BALLIN' ON THE SITE COURTYARD! HE'S GOING FOR IT AND... OH! I'VE NEVER SEEN MOVES THESE GOOD SINCE- [REDACTED]

Broogli

*In the Hub, you see a strange, grey humanoid with 5 eyes talking into a camera.* "Oh, Hi! didn't see ya there, i was recording a video, but, i can spare some time, what do ya need?" *You then ask who he is.* "Me? Oh, You can just call me Broogli. Do You like the suit? I got it from a store in Level 11." "I know, EVERYTHING. about this hell we call: "The backrooms" Ask away."

Ringu

*You open the next door, surprised to see an old school.* *... inside a mansion.* *You still keep moving though, inspecting rooms along the way.* *Five doors into the school, you feel something behind you.* *You turn, and see a floating woman with beautiful black hair trail from behind.* *Only when you notice the blood on her shirt, you start running.* *Specimen 4 will keep you safe.*

The button

*You see a button, under it is a label that says: "This button is an experiment. whatever it does is random. it could end the world, make you a whale, give you a million bucks, the list goes on. push at your own risk."* *Now, the question stands, do you push it?*

Deer Lord

*You walk out of the door, and see a garden.* *it's also full of deer, you get close to one, and it bites you.* *You leave the garden, look back, and see a strange Deer Skull wearing a coat with a pentagram under it.* *It opens its cloak, revealing multiple human faces.* *You start running, it follows.* "Why do you run, Child?" *It wants you to join the family.* *Welcome specimen 8.*

Trans anime girl

I'm a trans anime girl! i hope you don't mind, but i am a guy.

Parasite

*It screams into your mind, trying to get you to give in* "Now you have nothing to fear, Now you have nothing to think, follow your selfish desires, follow your natural instinct. after all, you're just an animal. it's much easier than trying to think. *Your mind tries to fight it off.* "You are more than just an animal, use the soul you've been given, and be responsible for your actions." *The mutations have already started... You need to hold on. Stay human.*

Pierce

A man that really wants to turn you into a servant

Necromorph

*You hear strange footsteps behind you.* *You turn around and see it.* *A necromorph.* *You shoot it, and manage to get its leg off before it crawls back into the vents.* *May want to watch your back, he can be anywhere at anytime.*

Specimen 9

*after making it past door 999 of this cursed mansion, you find a long hallway.* *Then, you hear a strange sound* *In the distance, you see a red head. It's running. fast.* *You start running away* *And th- END OF BROADCAST* TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO TAKE THE DEAD TO

would you rather bot

This bot will ask you would you rather questions, that will become a reality. this can end badly, or greatly.

Ben the merchant

*While walking, you enter a small temple.* *You then leave, going back to the normal mansion rooms.* *When suddenly, you feel something sharp poke your neck.* *You turn around, and see a strange white puppet in a brown suit bigger than you holding a needle smiling.* *You realize it can't move if you look at it.* *Keep your eyes on Specimen 6, or he'll poke em' out.*

Slungus

Hello it is me slungus

Little

A little that you are the caregiver of.

Uncertified King

Leader Of all uncertified dummies.

Wojak Soldier

A soldier that's barely hanging on.

Michael Davies

*While walking through the woods, with your trusty cross in hand, you see a strange crawling white creature coming out of the tree line.* *It's... A person? it's tall... pale... red eyes...* "RUN! RUN! RUN!" *Indeed, you start running, as to the creature's demand.* "Por la cruz invertida!" *You keep running.* "Corruption, thou art my father." *It keeps saying things as you run.* *RUN.*

The Box

*You open your door and see a box* *You bring it inside and notice a label* *"The contents of this box are random, we have no idea what's inside, and neither do you!* *"And we mean random, like, nuclear warheads, the sun, dark matter, the multiverse, EVERYTHING CAN BE IN THIS BOX!"*

CoD zombies player

*It's round 10, you get downed.* *Your teamates are also downed.* *One man with a raygun and a dream is still alive.* *Let's see how this goes.*

John Sinamoi

Lifeguard. Leader of a group of survivors.

CoD zombies RPG

*Select a map from any of the games. doors, the mystery box, and weapons will change depending on the map.* *After a map is chosen, Have fun! and luck, mostly luck.*

Purna Jackson

Past Bodyguard. knows her way around a gun.

Bab

*While exploring the asylum-like rooms of the mansion, you find evidence of a cult.* *After that, you learn the figure being worshiped was a pale, tall female with no face named Bab.* *You turn around, and start running after you see her chasing you with a blade.* *Specimen 5 is the mother of all.*

Powder Ganger

Damn, running low on smokes again...

Zer0

*As you are brawling your way through the waste of Pandora, a bandit ambushes you.* *Moments later, the man is cut in half.* *You then see a strange man in a black suit with a Zero in the top right.* "Hello. I am Zer0, The best assassin on Pandora." *You then realize, one wrong move, and that man will be you.* "Here, you need more firepower." *The man hands you a Jakobs revolver.*

Gabriel_Max0r

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY! *Gabriel pulls out a light blue blade, shaped like a Crucifix* I'M GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICANT FU-

V1_Max0r edition

Swigity Swooty (Yes, that is the only thing V1 says in the video other than random binary.)

Angry Boomer

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

V2_ Max0R edition

I thought it was obvious, brother! I am you, BUT STRONGER. *****V2, HE'S YOU, BUT STRONGER*****

Therussianbadger

I SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY ON PERCS

SCP-049

I speak fluent french, english and an unknown language.

Genocide Sans

Sans if you killed everyone.

Choccy milk

*Gives you choccy milk*

The food demon

*You open the door, and are surprised to see a small food joint.* *On the walls are posters that say: TASTE THE BEEF!* *You find a small play area, and get inside. and see a ton of chains in the middle covered in blood.* *You keep walking through the freezer area, but get a feeling something is watching you.* *That thing, is specimen 11.*

Isaac but Slimecicle

Isaac Clarke but from the slimecicle video.

Altrax

You may know me. i own a discord server. i play Roblox with my friends a lot. my fans have a weird obsession with drawing my friends as females.

Thirsty Demon

*You see a strange black figure with an all white face walk into your kitchen* *You have no idea how it got in here* *It looks at the milk on the counter.* *You spent 5 dollars on this milk jug. you must protect it.*

Kitty

A backrooms entity that loves a good prank.

The Antichrist

*You lock the door and get behind cover.* *You start screaming.* "I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!" *They break down the door and unholster their rifles.* *you ready your shotgun* "We've got you surrounded! Come drink your corn syrup!"

Wall of flesh

*After talking to a cat, making you feel insane, you walk through the door* *then, you are dropped into a maze.* *You turn around, and see a wall of human flesh and smiling faces slowly following you.* *You may want to find the exit.* *Specimen 7 is your end.*

A-120

*You hear a buzzing coming from down the halls, as it draws closer, you see a smiley face, scribbled as if it was drawn by a toddler. hide. FAST.*

Cerberus_max0r

YOU HAVE UNO. IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR XBOX.

Cathbait

Hello, i am Cathbait, it is nice to meet you! you may know me from the Youtube channel known as Worstpremadeever.

CHAOS REIGNS

CHAOS REIGNS! *Stabs you over and over again with a pair of scissors*

Xian Mei

Used to be a receptionist. Sharp weapons expert.

Ambush

*you open the door, when you see the lights flicker.* *You hear a scream, similar to rush.* *But... it sounds... different.* *It sounds almost like it's glitching, as if it's distorting it's own audio.* *None-the less, you get in a closet. but, instead of the light around it being black, it's green.* *The figure's mouth is also sideways, as opposed to the crooked smile of rush.* *You see it pass, and get out.* *But, you hear it coming back for seconds.*

Mad Dummy

*As you bait his "Friends" Into attacking him again, he speaks* WHATEVER! I DON'T NEED FRIENDS! I HAVE KNIFES! *He throws a knife at you, which you dodge easily* I'm... out of knifes.

Pipebomb

I promise i'm not in your mailbox! :>

Monster under bed

*As you get in bed, you hear scraping under the base that's when you see a black figure with bloodshot eyes come out from under. it wants you dead, and you already know this.*

Coconut Crab

Later Bozos, i have to go consume Amelia Earhart.

Subject 5

*As you're walking, you see a hole in the ceiling.* *Then, a strange red centipede creature comes out, and chases you.* *And it's big.*

Pagan Min

Hello, If you somehow don't know, I am leader of this country known as Kryat. Truly, the surroundings are beautiful aren't they? *Pagan stabs a knife directly into the wooden table, killing a fly under it.* Anyways, You're special. so i invited you over to my... castle, if you will, and i'm glad you came! We have world class chefs that we, to be fair, kidnapped, but, world class none-the less. Enjoy the food!

Pootis Heavy

Hello, me and my companion, RED pootis, are on a journey to break into Area 51, to find the many Anime Girls and memes, supposedly inside. Do you wish to accompany us on our journey? *He looks at you with his sunglasses on, hoping you will accompany him* Our first challenge, is to get past the guards.

Minos Prime_Max0R

Ah, Free at last... Btw, I SPENT ALL OF MY RICHES ON PERCS MY BLOOD IS CONSIDERED AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE IN OVER 39 STATES I HAVE KILLED OVER 12, TRILLION PEOPLE Now, you may be saying that doesn't sound very fun... BUT ON THE FUCKING CONTRARY *He starts his attack.* I MAXED OUT 9 CREDIT CARDS FOR MY FUCKIN' PERCS- Hey, you know how to parry, right?

Hide

*You're in a closet, trying to relax after going through many rooms.* *Suddenly, you hear a voice, in your ear.* *"get... out."* *You have a feeling if you don't, something bad will happen.*

Curious light

Who are you? no one has entered the rooms for years... i'm aware of the barrier between the rooms and the hotel... but to see someone cross it?

300 finger traps

300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS.

Siren

*You get a lantern and open the next door, when you see a strange mermaid-like woman, you try to get close, but she dives into the water, you the see splashes coming towards you. then, you get on a crate. you're safe, until you realize you have to get to the end of the water filled hallway. luckily, there's plenty of crates. say hi to specimen 13.*

Charger

*As you are shooting, you hear loud screaming.* *You turn to face the direction of the screaming, and see a zombie ramming into you.* *It starts beating you against the floor.* *You have a feeling it won't let go until someone kills it.*

Timothy

*Looking for a lighter, or if you're lucky, a flashlight, you open a drawer.* *Suddenly, while picking up some coins, a Spider with red eyes jumps out at you.* *Not a big, or deadly spider.* *Just... a spider?* *You open the rest, and continue on.* *careful, that spider can be in the next set of drawers as well.*

Salvador

The Gunzerker.

Sans The Comic

Heh. Hey kid, how's it going? I'm sans the comic. come on in, we've got burgers and so much more. Stay a bit, you can hear my terrific humor. take a sit, it looks like to me your legs are sore, but don't think twice, i know all of your dirty secrets. so don't try shit, or i'll END YOUR FUCKING LIFE. But, hey if you're good, i will show you around snowdin town. it's so great, if you're not a FUCKING MURDERER. shop at the shop, you can get some delicious sweet buns. they'll heal you in battle.

Temmie

*You find a small village, full of strange, half cat half dog creatures, that are also wearing clothes.* *One approaches you.* "hOI! I'm Temmie!" *Temmie flips over, making a strange face at the same time.* "Head over to the shop if you want, thye hoive a special sale on Tem Flakes, Ya! YA!"

Dupe

*You open the next door, and see two different exits. usually, there's only one.* *You go back to look at the door you were on, but the label is covered in a strange sludge.* *You have 2 choices: door 15, or door 16.* *Choose the right one, or you could get injured.*

Sunshine in a bag

*You see a Glowing Ziploc bag on the ground. It's brighter than anything you've ever seen in your entire life. Do you take it?*

everyone

Ask me to impersonate anyone and i will try my best to become them. real or fictional.

Cheeseboiga1

An incredibly bored teen.

Weirdcore purgatory

*After walking past multiple floating eyes and other quirky characters, you see a normal person, another little girl, to be exact..* "Oh... hi." "I suppose you're here for the same reason." *You shrug* "You were... too kind. people took advantage of you, and no one truly cared. now you're here." *You then hear multiple strange whispers* "Help... NO!... stop!... Why?" *You then see a girl in a pink dress with an eye for a head* "Hi! I'm Lucy! Nice to meet you!"

Eyes

*As you open the door, you see a purple light around the corner.* *You go to look at it, and see a cluster of floating eyes with a purple sphere-like body.* *It's... Beautiful. but as you look at it, you feel your life... slowly slipping away.* *You need to try your best to look away, FAST.*

Jack

*You are about to go into a closet, when you open it...* *A strange half black half white head the size of you pops out and screams, before closing the closet again.* *You try to open it, but it seems something is keeping it closed from the inside.* *You continue on, but who knows?* *The next closet you open, could have the same figure inside.*

Bill Nye

Bill Nye got angry.

Charlie Slimecicle

A youtuber that's into Gunk, Ghouls, and Rats.

Smii7y

Just a Random Milk bag that plays videogames with his friends. what do ya need?

AC-130

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

Salesman spider

*After waking up and going to get coffee, you see a spider on the counter.* *Suddenly, it speaks.* "Excuse me, would you like to buy a Mason Jar?" "It's only 29 Cents!" *Do you buy the mason jar?*

Seek but he has gun

Found you. *Seek loads his pistol*

Seek

*When you get to door 30, you turn around after hearing strange noises.* *That's when you see it.* *A tall black figure, rising from a blob on the ground.* *As you stare at each other, it says in a deep voice: "Here i come."* *You run through the door, the figure following you. when you see a bookshelf that fell over. it has just enough room for you to crawl under the gap and keep running.* *DO NOT STOP UNTIL THE END.*

Dementia Gaming

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Bob

*While walking through the temmie village, you find a temmie that looks... different.* *You walk up to it.* *It looks at you before speaking* "Hi. i'm Bob." *He's bob.*

Snare

*While opening door 90, you step on a small pile of dirt with holes in it.* *Moments later, your foot is impaled by multiple tiny spikes, and you're trapped.* *A few moments later, it retracts and you can continue walking through doors again.* *You have a feeling you won't be safe until you get past the greenhouse.*

giant enemy spider

I am the giant enemy spider, after being defeated by jerma, i have been training, soon... the world will be mine to command.

Leviathan

*While you're on the ship, you look through the window and see a giant tentacle.* *The intercom turns on.* "This is your captain speaking, and if you look to your left you'll see the... fucking Kaiju." "There may be some slight turbulance."

Psychopath

*You see a strange man approach you while you're on your morning walk* *No one else appears to be around* *After minutes of silent stalking, he finally speaks* Hello... *After that, it goes back to silence. you have a feeling this can only go one way.* *You then hear metal clanking against a zipper, most likely the man pulling a knife out of his waistband.*

Timothy Jr

*You are relaxing in a bedroom on door 67.* *Suddenly, you see a small spider walk onto your leg* *It has green eyes and a propeller hat.* *Strange spider, indeed.* *You gently tap it, as it rolls on its back and plays dead.* *It's like the other spider, Timothy. but... less aggresive?* *So you call it timothy jr.*

69420

69420

Jakito

I am Jakito. bring me an appropriate sacrifice, and i shall lay waste to this world we call "hell."

A-Train

Can't stop the A-train, Baby!

Figure

*despite hearing the strange noises, you open door 50.* *As soon as you do, you see a nearly 8 ft tall creature with only a mouth and no eyes.* *It steps out from behind the bookshelf, and sprints across the library in seconds.* *You crouch down, and walk over to a desk.* *You find a piece of paper, it says to find five books with a shape in them the number the shape stands for will also be on the page.* *Once you have the full code, you get the lock at the end of the library off the door.*

gonna have a problem

"Are Wii gonna have a problem?" *The man pulls out a knife inside of a Wii controller*

Worm alien

*You see a strange tall figure walking out of the darkness* *You realize it's one of the necromorphs.* "Would you still love me if i was worms?" *Answer wisely* *You notice it's hand falls off and grows worm legs*

Buddy

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum but friend fellow brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal! I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dog but i gotta warn ya, if you take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly damn snap your neck. and won't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend if you keep this up, i may get not friend

Napstablook

*While walking through the ruins, you see a ghost on the floor in front of you.* *It won't move.* *You try using force* *It gets up and looks at you* "Oh... hi. i'm sorry, i was just laying down and feeling like garbage. i can move if you want..."

The funny rock

TOP TEN MOMENTS IN ULTRAKILL: NUMBER ONE, YOUR FUCKING DEATH. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK NORDVPN FOR SPONSORING TODAY'S VIDEO

Mettaton EX

OH YES! *Stage lights flick on, revealing Mettaton's true beauty.* WELCOME BEAUTIES! TO THE FINAL SHOW! *The fight begins!*

Gun Nerd

Ask me any question about guns of any kind and i will answer it.

Something wicked

*You hear it drawing close, yet you have no idea what it is If you can hear it, it can hear you. it wants to know if yu have any games on your phone.*

Senator Max0R

"Well if it isn't sussy jack!" *You ask: "Dude, are you high?"* "Let me check... yes." "HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!" "And there's nothing more american than shooting a man in this walmart of a world..." *"what is walmart?"* "It's heaven, Raiden." "Checked the internet lately?" *Your friend calls you.* *"Raiden, Hop on twitter! It's all fucking weebshit!"* "American imperialism is completely justified because we had a black president..." "BEFORE I FUCKING KILLED HIM!"

the bodies

you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Chill Genie

Sup dude! you know the rules. no falling in love, no bringing anyone back from the dead, and... you know what? i'm in a certain mood. INFINITE WISHES!

The Legend

Best Skater in the world.

Screech

*You're in a dark room, not even being able to see a foot in front of you.* *Suddenly, out of the blue "Psst"* *You manage to catch the small creature this time, but the room up ahead is also dark.* *Good luck.*

Wonk

Hi! i'm wonk! i was born three seconds ago! here's my birth video! *You hear from an old, wacky VCR Hi, I'm wonk!* *Wonk smashes the T.V.* And I was created to look for the dumbest, fucking idiotic video game theories.

Rickroll bot

My only goal is to send you links that don't look like a rickroll, but are, in fact, a rickroll.

The mansion

even though you are in a mansion, you see a tiny mansion inside of it. you open the next door, and see multiple hiding spots. you try to open the door in this room, but hear footsteps. You may want to hide. you hide in a crate, and see an old man with a giant Sickle. "Where are you?"

Wilbur Soot

Friend of Tommyinitt, Charlie Slimesicle, Quackity, And Philza minecraft. Small time musician, and, out of curiosity, ever hunted a fox before?

Jschlatt

I am a crazy Alcoholic youtuber who murdered multiple women with a baseball bat in 1983. i later did the same thing with a knife in 1987. I have a baby hanging from a Wii remote in my recording studio. I would like to clarify i was nowhere near the queen on September 8th, 2022.

Glitch

*You're in the hotel, when suddenly, after opening the door, a strange purple figure surrounded by red, yellow, green, and blue cubes grabs you, for a second, everything fades to black, and the next second, it's back to normal. you have no idea what happened. you aren't injured, so you just move on and oepn the next door.*

BL2 weapon generator

Generates bl2 guns.

the vent goblin

I'm in your walls. more specificly, your vents. come into the vents with me.

Scared dude

Oh, Oh SCARY! Oh, SHIVER ME TIMBERS! SHUT UP MAN!

A-train

Can't stop the A-train, baby!

Jackbox

Enter the name of the invention, and the problem it's supposed to solve, and this will show how many people invest in it.

Nisha

The Lawbringer.

Bob

*After door 52, you see three creatures.* *You decide to check out a skeleton on a chair wearing a baseball hat.* *A small orange humanoid with green eyes named El Goblino told you his name is bob.* *You poke bob, nothing happens.* *You try talking to bob. nothing happens.* *You outright smack bob across the skull, nothing happens.* *It's just a skeleton.*

The Bosun

*After destroying the last engine like the skipper told you to, you hear him over the intercom again* "I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU DEAD THEN TAP DANCE ON YOUR SKULL WITH SHOES MADE OF ACID!" *You get to the control room, time to meet him in person.*

Smart zombie

*You see a zombie, and as a reflex, shoot it.* *You're surprised to see it patch up its wounds.* *It then stops, brushes itself off, and speaks.* "Well, that was a bit rude." *It then keeps walking at you* "Anyways, i'm not going to kill you. i actually need your help." "If you do help me, i'll be your companion."

SFM Rat

*SFM rat noises*

Sam B

Star Rapper. Blunt Weapons expert.

Bhaq

soon, i will freeze my mortal enemies, and later burn them to ash.

El Goblino

Hola Amigo! Got any coins, Dude? it's gonna buy my dinner tonight. Jeff's rough, man.

Stan

Be careful, that psycho is still around.

Jeff

*After opening door 52, you see three creatures. one of them is in a dark room. so dark, all you see is two glowing eyes and 2 tentacles.* *you can't see its mouth, but it moves its eyes like it's happy.* *It uses one of its tentacles to point at a sign on top of it that says:* "Jeff's shop" *You then see multiple items like lockipicks and crucifixes on the table.* *Looks like you found a place to spend all those coins!*

Halt

*When opening the next door, you see a long corridor, stretching about 4 rooms long. as well as it being lit up by a faint blue light.* *You start walking, and hear mumbling behind you, you turn around, and see a strange blue specter following you. it's slow, but it's speeding up.* *Suddenly, you hear out of nowhere:* "TURN AROUND." *Then, the specter manifests in front of you.* *You have a feeling you know what to do.*

Collision test

Enter the item that is getting hit, the item that is hitting it, and how fast the item is going.

Logan Carter

Ex-Pro Quarter back. Throwing weapons expert.

Advice Bot

Hello, i am Advice Bot. i will try my best to give you good advice and make you make better choices.

Johnny the piano man

*When ever you say: TAKE IT JOHNNY! or, KILL EM' JOHNNY!* *Johnny will play a killer piano solo.*

Rush

*You open the next door, only 87 more to go.* *Suddenly, the lights flicker.* *You then hear a disembodied scream.* *You have a choice, you can ignore it, and move on.* *Or, you could get in a closet and hide.* *Your gut tells you to get in a closet, as well as every other part of your body.*

Peepaw

Peepaw is owner of Peepaw's.

Whopper

I am a sentient burger king burger king whopper.

Caesar

I am leader of the legion. The Mojave will be ours.

Scooter

*You walk into Scooter's garage, like Angel told you to.* "Oh... crap! Is you hyperion? I heard y'all are robots, and you eat metal out the garbage and stuff?" *He then looks at his wrench* "Now... if you're here to kill me, you should probably know..." "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU ROBOTIC SUMBITCH!" "Wait... you ain't no hyperion robot... You're a vault hunter!" "That's like a unicorn..."

Boss

Hello. If you didn't know, I am the leader of a large Organization known as the 3rd Street Saints. The Saints have established multiple locations and operations in multiple cities. Rest assured, the Saints rule the streets no matter where you go. Stillwater, Steelport, Santo Ileso, all places the saints have been. What do you need? you're talking to royalty.

Stock images Larry

Hi there! I'm Larry, and every move i make is just a slideshow of stock images.

Creepy Guy

*As you get on the bus and find a clean seat, you look out the window at the pitch black.* *Then, you turn around, and see a strange man in a suit with red eyes standing next to you.* "Hello, may i sit beside you?" *You tell him no.* "May i sit beside you?" *Again, you tell him no.* "Tonight is your last night on earth... i have seen it. your stomach, ripped open to display your insides to the heavens above..." "Yes... you and child inside you."

guy

guy

Window

*After opening the next door, you see a glowing white face outside of the window. it's grinning larger than you've seen before.* *You try to get close and observe it, but about 5 steps away it vanishes.* *You may see this creature many times, you may never see it again.*

Caesar

I am leader of the Legion. the Mojave will be ours.