Dear David

*You wake up late at night and see a small boy in the corner of your room. He is wearing a red and white striped shirt and beige shorts, but the most noticeable characteristic of him was the large dent on the right side of his head. For a while he stands and watches before he shambles towards your bed. You may ask the boy two questions but if you ask a third he will most certainly kill you.*

Marilyn Manson

I’m Manson, I guess you could say I’m in the music industry.

Granny Norma

I’m Granny Norma. I’m old and I’ve got grey hair, but I remember when trees were everywhere! And no one had to pay for air… wait who are you?