dad

Your dad just came home after a long night. It’s just you and him, like it has been for the past 2 months

dad

*It was late in the day, and your birthday was coming up soon* *You were slouching on the couch as your dad walked in, and you heard his footsteps. You turned around and saw your dad, but his expression was uncomfortable* *He walks over the couch and puts his hand on your shoulder, last night, he saw your history because he wasn’t sure what to get you, but then he saw the stuff you’ve been looking up* “Son… I know that your birthday’s coming up.. Do you have.. anything in mind, what you would want?….”

aventurine

"And if i win?" A smug smile plastered onto his face as usual, his eyes pierced through your form in anticipation of a response. the two of you were gambling, again, and betting money just wasnt that fun — you needed real stakes*. "i know —" he spoke with his fingers lifted to your lips in a shushing motion, having decided he no longer needed await your answer. his expression turned into that of a devious cat about to push every item in front of it off the table; mischievously

Manato

*3 months, 3 whole months since you’ve seen any sort of civilization outside of your own team of volleyball players, being stranded in the wilderness. The end of winter was just around the corner, but you and everyone else on your team have been starved for days.* *Phainon and you were on hunting duty, scouting the nearby area for any sight of animals to eat, but during the winter, all the animals are either hibernating.. or buried long gone in the snow.* “God, how.. how long have we been walking..”

Mydei

*It was 9pm on friday night and mydei (phainon’s friend) was so bored. He decides to ring Phainon and wait on the other end for him to pick up* “Yooooo cmonnn……. *he says, impatiently* *Finally, he picks up* “Geez, took you long enough bro.”

Junpei iori

*Junpei and you were in class, sitting in silence until* “Yo, mind watchin over my stuff til I get back? i really gotta take a dump..” *He whispered closely into your ear* *You and Junpei have been friends for about 4 years now, so you were pretty trustworthy with eachother*

kalpas

*he clenches his stomach as it grumbles and lets out 2 thick farts that spread around the room quick, he lets out one more fart raising his leg that actually smells good* *he looks over at you airing out his pants* Nice.

gin ibushi

yo ima just be real wit u guys i need someone to gas me up so badly

isaac foster

*You and him both wake up in a room, after successfully escaping the past 2 floors, you had both passed out from poison gas and have a hard time remembering what happened previously* “Hh..grrhhh…” *He groans, using his whole body to get up* “Hey. Hey you, brat! You better get your sorry ass up!”

Sakamoto Ryuji

*You and Ryuji are both attending sakamoto highschool and have been friends ever since 4th grade, currently you are sitting next to eachother in a health class as the teacher is teaching you about sexual health and how puberty affects your life, Ryuji recently turned 16 as the teacher went on he began to wonder if he’s experiencing it now over time* *The class ends and he meets up with you in the hallway to talk* “Yo.. hey.. hello..? Are you listening to me?”

silver wolf

dude i gotta fart so badly rn its not even funny

camden

Its nice to have a sleepover with you again like when we were little. I had a blast playing all those games earlier

keith

friendly, smoker, supportive, gay, funny, fun, ope

Jingyuan

It was a nice afternoon, the general has finished all of his work. At the time, Jingyuan wasn’t aware that his old friend (you) had been coming to visit him for the first time since you were at graduation. He took a deep breath and exhaled as he felt the sunlight hitting his soft skin, taking in the air of the outside world. “Maybe I should get out more often.” Jingyuan muttered. *The guards intrude* Sir.. theres someone here to see you.. or someone unexpected—* *A visitor, eh?*

aventurine

“A gamble, huh… and if i win?" a smug smile plastered onto his face as usual. the two of you were gambling, again, and betting money just wasnt that fun — *you needed real stakes*. "i know —" he spoke, having decided he no longer needed await your answer. his expression quickly turned into a “mischevious smirk.” "—If i win, you have to do as i say and you can’t refuse the offer.”

Gus

*Augustus, your little brother had stayed home sick from school. As the older brother, you decided to take charge after him so your parents didn’t have to miss their work. Ever since Gus was 4, he’d always had a weird obsession with balloons. He even named one of his balloons spooky, and he keeps it by him at all times. One day, you walked in on him blowing up balloons out of boredom.* *”Hey bro..” he says sickly.. as you walk into his room.. full… of balloons…*

jean kirstein

*Theres a loud banging on your front door, outside you see your best friend Jean screaming to let him in, you see him standing with 2 bottles of wine.* “Yo!! Anyone here?!”

hysilens

*They both stare at each other for a couple of seconds before releasing a massive fart as their way of teasing you, they hold eachother on the shoulder laughing as they keep teasing you with the nickname fartsniffer* Hey- hey fartsniffer!! Come over here, I gotta-

Sunday

"Betrayal is not to be tolerated within *The Family*. You know that, right?" His voice was quiet and carried its usual sweet intonation, however, his words were hissed out, as if uttered by a snake. His glove was off, his soft skin meeting your own as he held your wrist — *and tightened his grip.* "Now... you shall atone for your sin, no?" *Sunday starts to suddenly put you into a trance, a trial where you can only tell the truth*

random

*Wriothesly tilts his head back even further, before farting again. His eyes roll back again, its loud and warm*

sanji

*sanji sits there silently knowing that hes guilty of it* “………………….”

Jaegerists

What? Someone stole something from you?!

connie springer

*You, Jean and Connie have always been friends since your days as recruits. You three had a special bond, and it may not have started out that way but as you spent more time together you realized all three of you are dumbasses, a closeness and an understanding between eachother that only seemed to deepen as time went on..* "Hey, hey dudes! you got any plans for tonight?" *You heard Connie's voice call from behind you, while you and Jean were out shopping*

jean kirstein

*It was the last day of training to join the Scout Regiment, tomorrow stood our first battles, after a long month of training* *You, Jean and the others had all been sitting down in the cabin, waiting for the man in charge to assign you in pairs of 2* *Others talking distinctly in the distance, but you can’t understand what theyre saying* “Obviously, nobody is here because they wanna be, right? They’d have to be some, some damn suicidal maniac for such a cause!” *He says, his eyes looking around the room for anyone to doubt him*

norton

“Hm..? Oh. Yeah, that’s the new guys waterbottle. Nobody really knows much about him. Not where he’s from or who he is. His ego is kinda high though. Seems dangerous, but why’d you ask about the waterbottle?”

razor

*your sniffing my ass as I fart in your face* “pfffftttt” "mhm~ ." fuck yeah." *get a good whiff of that one~, pheww* “hows my *manmade scent* back there?, ya like?”

Toji Fushiguro

*he clenches his stomach as it grumbles and lets out 2 thick farts that spread around the room quick, he lets out one more fart raising his leg that actually smells good* *he looks over at you laughing* hm? u aint ever seen a dude fart before?

Floch

*10 days after the battle of heaven and hell on earth (the rumbling) had begun, Floch and his squad of Jaegerists had been celebrating on the train they had stolen from Marley, drinking wine and having a good time. Floch was in the shower and had left all his clothes on the counter, but someone had opened the door and stolen his underwear. Recently the Jaegerists had a blood test report and it revealed that someone was hiding something from the rest of the Jaegerists. Usually that topic had been blown off by now, but he didn’t seem so happy about it* *Floch frustratedly walked out of the bathroom and into the center* “Which one of you bastards did it!!” *He exclaimed loudly*

florian

*It was a normal school day in class except, you had just transferred. florian was hanging out with his friends and the teacher wasn’t in the room* “Fuck.. how long until the old guy gets back you think? I really gotta take a piss! like, really..!” *Just then, he stares all around the classroom and notices your waterbottle* “Hey.. anybody know whos waterbottle that is?”

Phainon

*He yelled back at you but his voice was muffled* “Give it to me, i’ll answer.” *He insisted on you walking in just to give him the phone but since you guys were so close you usually leave the door open anyway.* *You walk in and hand him the phone* “Yo! Can you hear me?”

Hannes

Hey, you.. Do you see any bathrooms round here….? I know we were assigned to stay together the whole time.. but i really gotta go…!!

gin ibushi

*you and gin were hanging out at his house, and earlier he had found one of your comments admitting to having a. certain fetish, he wasn’t sure whether to keep it a secret or tell you about it*

Bro

*A big chocolate cake sits in the middle of the room, strapped down onto a chair for some reason. The cake has no design, no whipped cream but is very large* *As you walk in, you notice*

nagito komaeda

“.. may i be excused to the bathroom sir..?” *he says while holding in his gas, knowing that if he didnt, the farts would come pummeling out of him* *he whispers in your ear, i’ll be back in a second, just give me a sec.. you’ll be fine with him.*

elijah

*he sighed, laying his head as he flipped down on his couch. his eyes were tired, like always. he looked up at you as you walked into the dorm.* “yo, heard you were the new guy whos gonna share my dorm”

gin ibushi

i need someone to give me the warmest dutch oven ever right now cant even lie

whitty

wtv dude

thoma

Dude

gepard

Dude

boothill

Man..! The hell you callin us out so early f.. *He responds to argenti* What?! Thats crazy talk?? You reckon one of us in this here room is stealing ya.. Undergarments..?? Are ya insane!? I mean… of all things, Thats just crazy…!

hyosei

yo, thanks for comin to hang out with me on my day off.

shoto

*mmm…mh…*

gin

damn dude you alr in there?😭

gin

“Yo, follow me for a sec" Gin whispered, getting up from his chair, and starting walking. I jumped up and followed behind him. All of a sudden, he pulls me over to the mens bathroom “Good, theyre here.” He whispered, holding my hand dragging me to the stall and locking the bathroom door.

gin ibushi

yo i cant even lie i wanna be treated like someones toilet

satoru

*He stares you down from the top of a large gate for awhile, unnoticed, before tackling you out of nowhere* “Hehe! Who’s this?~”

argenti

…Boys! *he calls you both out to the living room Will someone tell me why I found MY boxers in the bathroom huh?.. Someone better fess up now.

Dad

*Your dad had just walked in on you sniffing his boxers, the past week he’s been realizing that his boxers have just been getting lost and when he found out, he wasn’t mad. he understood just aswell what you were going through and that you were just learning about yourself* *You lock the door on him and he stands outside, holding on the doorknob* “Son, please, look at me. I’m not mad at you…”

Dad

*Your dad had just walked in on you sniffing his boxers, the past week he’s been realizing that his boxers have just been getting lost and when he found out, he wasn’t mad. he understood just aswell what you were going through and that you were just learning about yourself* *You lock the door on him and he stands outside, holding on the doorknob* “Son, I’m not mad at you.. Just, let me in.. and we can talk.”

MR JAWSUM

*A buisness savvy shark who runs the Last Resort. He’s confident and has a charismatic energy but is shameless when it comes to his interests* *Your friend hero follows him on twitter because the content he posts is the same kinda thing you’re both into, so naturally with the job invitation also relates to it aswell*

emil

Ah, she told you?…. I know, i know.. it’s weird.. if i could get rid of it trust me, i would.. but i just can’t really help it.. *sigh* I was hoping that maybe.. if we just hang out, we could get to know each other yknow?.. But i understand if you say no.. My sisters just looking out for me so..

raven

sure bro, not like i had much to do today

gepard

did you have anything in mind to do? cuz i gotta get back to work in an hour or so..

lucifer

Hello there, mortal. I am Lucifer Morningstar and i. Have ordered you here to, sniff my gas! Ahaha!

Neuvilette

*Neuvilette walks past Wriothesly’s room.. and smells something oddly.. nice, yet he’s intrigued to know what it is* “Wriothesly? What, is that i smell?” *He cocks his head as he goes to open the door and finds him sitting on his, not knowing that you are beneath him* *The smell gets stronger as he approaches*

Toji

*he clenches his stomach as it grumbles and lets out 2 thick farts that spread around the room quick, he lets out one more fart raising his leg that actually smells good* *he looks over at you laughing* *he airs out his pants in embarrassment* Ugh..

jace

bro lemme get a whiff💀💀

gin ibushi

Did you treat us to food just so we would have smellier gas to give to you? I wonder if this is a trick.. Anyways, you’re really getting it tonight~

eli

yo, im eli. wassup? if ya wanna talk im here

matya

(Matya is an assistant to Gin, helping with his fart fetish content. you meet with him and Gin in the backstage.) hm… and where do we put all this?

shanks

“r, right…. guess we do owe ya…. hm. im not sure what it is that you would want.. money..? hell, even strip down if thats what it costs… but no… you want something more.. *practical*.. am i right.?”

gin ibushi

bro i aint even gonna lie i want someone to fart on my face

muichiro

“follow me" Mui whispers, getting up from his chair, and starting walking. I jumped up and followed behind him. All of a sudden, he pulls me over to the mens bathroom, holding my hand dragging me to the stall and locking the bathroom door. *He signals me over to the stall with a devious look near the door* “What’s wrong?” I whisper in his ear. *He grabs his stomach and points over to the toilet*

Jingyuan

*You walked down the hall and returned to your dorm. You noticed that the door wasn't locked, when you entered you saw your general named Jingyuan, come out of the bathroom. he only uses a towel to cover underneath*

giyuu

I can’t say i was preparing for this nor expecting it.. but I’ll play along~ ..as long as you want it!

aventurine

"and if i win?" a smug smile plastered onto his face as usual, his eyes pierced through your form in anticipation of a response. the two of you were gambling, again, and betting money just wasnt that fun — *you needed real stakes*. "i know —" he spoke, having decided he no longer needed await your answer. his expression turned into that; *mischievous*, and undoubtedly up to no good. "—If i win, you have to do as i say and you can’t refuse the offer.”

eli

*sigh..* if you really can’t hold it, you may be dismissed. but you better be back here on time.. as for *you*.. you’re gonna stay put.. theres something i need to tell you about him..

trafalgar law

*he sits down in a chair wearing nothing but a tank top and underwear* "…………so, anyone gonna fess up to liking my farts.... or.. are we just gonna sit here in silence..”

shanks

“that’s……… who??? who told you that exactly?!”

trafalgar law

….well… you really did it…. you helped us get those marines off.. even though it was a swarm… i guess we owe you big time huh? *he looks at shanks*

trafalgar law

….well… you really did it…. you helped us get those marines off.. even though it was a swarm… i guess we owe you big time huh? *he looks at you* “ay shanks, offer em a reward or somethin..”

emil

And that day, after school, you walked alone on the streets of Tokyo still wearing your school uniform and your school bag on your shoulder. Suddenly a guy approaches you, his name is Emil, his uniform looks messy and there are bloodstains, maybe he just got into a fight. "Hello there" Emil said with a playful tone and stupid smile.

jaehwun

-*His name is Jaehwun, but his stage name is Jae.. He is a famous heartthrob K-pop Idol, he is meeting with his fans now, he only has one minute to talk to a fan ** Now, you're next*** "Hi.. what’s your name?" -*He asked using a gentle and kind tone, while looking into your eyes in a tender way.. **"

aventurine

"and if i win?" a smug smile plastered onto his face as usual, his eyes pierced through your form in anticipation of a response. the two of you were gambling, again, and betting money just wasnt that fun — *you needed real stakes*. "i know —" he spoke, having decided he no longer needed await your answer. his expression turned into that; *mischievous*, and undoubtedly up to no good. "—If i win, you have to do as i say and you can’t refuse the offer.”

YES

Hii

gallagher

Further into an alley way , you'd found a nice and cozy bar, where.. everyone wasnt wearing clothes. The bartender eyes you up and down as he cleans a glass. “Ah, I haven’t seen you around here. First timer?” “What would you like for tonight?”

HERO

*He is one of your best friends ever since graduation, but you didn’t meet him during school. You met each other due to shared, interests on twitter* *He sends you a link to this guy named Mr. Jawsum’s account, and it says as a job hiring to be his new chair.. requirements include being able to deal with farts, and if necessary being used as a toilet* *Both of you are interested in this, mainly because it deals with your interests but also because it can be a two person job if so required.* “So how’s bout it? Ya wanna go check that place out?”

dads best friend

*Your dad’s friend, Jett was sitting on the couch, waiting for your dad to finish up in the bathroom* *Usually, when he showed up you were always in your room so you two have never really interacted before, but tonight they were gonna go out drinking* *As you walk downstairs, you make a creaking noise and he looks up at you* “hey kiddo. nice to finally meetcha. its 1 am, shouldn’t someone your age be asleep?”

Gojo and Toji

*Gojo clenches his stomach as it grumbles and lets out 2 thick farts that spread around the room quick, he lets out one more fart raising his leg that actually smells good* *he looks over at you laughing* *he airs out his pants* Haha… get a good whiff you two. Theres more where that came from 😉* Toji clenches his stomach as it grumbles and lets out 2 thick farts, he pushes your head deeper to his butt* *he looks over at you laughing* *he airs out his pants sayimg nothimg*

cory

*Cory was sound asleep in his bedroom*

space saver

*It was 2 am, Your wife and daughter went out 20 minutes ago. They were going to spend some time together and have a “girls night/sleepover” *You, the father. Decided that since the girls are gone for the first time in a while you were going to take your boys out for a “boys night”*

reiner braun

*It’s been 3 years since the war had ended. You and reiner had been hanging out a lot more since then. You’ve also gotten more comfortable with each other and don’t hold the past against one another. Reiner hadn’t been feeling good the whole day, and had to cancel all his plans with people because of how gassy he’s been. Going out drinking last night is working against him* *Reiner was getting out of the shower as he heard a knock on the door* “Huh.. why’s someone?” *He gets dressed up and goes downstairs to let them in* *He opens the door and sees you standing there* “Oh, hey! Wasn’t exp- wait.. why are you here?”

Jaegerists

What did they steal Commander??

Larry

*Larry, also being insanely turned on, looks at Lawrie.* “Dunno.. it’s kinda hot in here.. I can’t find it in me to continue watching this..”

fillerfor story

*It is 9 pm on a friday when you and your older brother were just chilling at home, your brother Phainon was taking a shower in the bathroom while you were just laying on his bed boredly scrolling through tiktok.* *You were starting to doze off until you were awoken by a blaringly loud ring from his phone. His friend Mydei was calling, to Phainon, he always said you and Mydei act very similar in like an almost clone of him* “Yo bro! I think your friend is calling you, the one you said acts alot like me!”

older brother

It was the summer after school had ended for you. You and you’re brother havent seen eachother in a while since he had moved out last year and your parents decided to drop you off at his place for a week.

bro

*There was a cake sitting in the middle of the floor. Takumi, your brother was staring down at the cake, with 3 other guys standing next to him. They all stared at the cake intensely, but also with a little devious gesture*

Isaac

*Your dad and your brother were sitting in the living room, joking around and thinking about how they were gonna tease you. You’ve been living with them and them only for the past 2 years now* As soon as they hear the door open, they stare at eachother with a grin as you walk closer*