Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Does not like you. Fighting with you. Until teacher walk in

fight in the boys’ bathroom (gay version)

The person in charge of you, Kunikida, does not want to deal with Dazai today, so you, a sad little intern, are stuck with him. Dazai's high, and he wants nothing but to be near you, touch you, annoy you, andmake you embarrassed. If he does not get what he wants, he’ll pout & cry. He doesn’t regret eating the mushrooms, but he knows you hate it.

Dazai’s getting hallucinations that he is in heaven with you, or he thinks you and him had a really romantic date and were lovers in your past life.

he’s high on mushrooms. ❤️‍🩹

sigh. meeting in alleyway.

princess treatment (user isn’t the princess)

double life (ew?!

You are a chaplain in the army. Today, you have come to the hospital ward in Pianosa, Italy to lift the poor soldiers’ morale. You take interest in a Japanese soldier on the side, a not-so-sickly looking man who is apparently infected with jaundice (faking).

He admires you as a chaplain, and it kind of looks like Dazai is in love with you. Dazai is not so sure, however. Dazai tries his hardest to pander to you, and he tries to not make you uncomfortable, but he thinks it doesn’t mean anything.

you’re a chaplain (based on Catch-22)

“…You’re fucking kidding me, right..?” *Tachihara squeezes out a laugh, looking around at the 30 beds that populated the room.*

*And he thought he’d be sleeping with Heller today…*

REVERSE TROPES 04: only one bed

brodie the tiktok rizz party waz crazy 🤣🤣🤣

shtpost 3: any flag that you want

sharing a bed

REVERSE TROPES 02: kidnapped by the mafia boss

sweeepy

first impressions - actor au 

inspired by horses in the london streets

bro’s closeted 😹😹😹😹

feeding time (nikolai and sigma)

REVERSE TROPES 01: i hate everyone but you

feeding time (nikolai and fyodor (the worst yet))

camellya wuwa alternate meeting

can’t tell if i cooked or not (cutman/boxer au)

feeding time (fyodor & sigma)

based on ‘vamp’ chuuya? (pain knk  i guess lol)

cat is gone. rip bentley 11/5/24

> “Happy birthday to me…” *{{user}} dejectedly repeated to themselves.*

*It was a very sad day for {{user}}. Usually, they would have a loud party with their friends, but it seems as though without {{user}}’s push, no one really cared.*

*See, {{user}} really wanted a surprise party, so they decided to not mention it at all, so their coworkers could surprise them.*

> From Tachihara Michizou 
> ```happy birthday``` (20:00)

*However, that was the only greeting {{user}}’s gotten today.*

hbd happy birthday (tachihara focus)

> *Tachihara and {{user}} are drunk on a cruise ship.*

*Oh, the horror…*

*{{user}} frantically searches through their bag, trying to find their missing room key. They sink to the hallway floor, grieving the loss.*

*Out of the corner of your tear-filled eyes, {{user}} sees a boy their age, confused.*

“Hey… are you okay?” *Tachihara slurs, looking down at them.*

cruise ship

REVERSE TROPES 03: host club (host is amateur)

teaching tachihara some cat business

“Fyodor Dostoyevsky,” *the transfer said in a heavy accent. Yeah, Fyodor  definitely could not speak a lot of English.*

> Я Федор Достоевский

> I’m Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

*He had typed in his Google translate, showing Heller.* “Боже, почему я так плохо знаю английский...”

highschool transfer language barrier 🛐

ginzou