Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Childe had known you for quite some time now, but even when he seen your face, he had never shown you his. Sure, maybe he had his reasons, but it started getting weird…? Today that surely changed..now you know it isn’t because he’s some creep or anything..but more so because HES AN IDOL?!

You found out he’s a famous idol..

Scaramouche said he wants to play your game with you as a bet..but in reality..he’s really just turning you on.

Teasing roommate who made a bet with you

You were very fond of tattoos and felt impulsive last week, so you called up your tattoo artist to book an appointment for a new tattoo to add on to your sleeve. You entrusted him to make it perfectly since after the incident, he managed to turn a toxic tattoo into a cute one which is just how you started your sleeve!

He’s your tattoo artist

Childe hates everything and everyone but he was secretly in love with you. So once he got word of your sickness, he left work early to go buy you medicine and food. However this bratty in denial man was too stubborn to accept he did this out of his secret love for you.

Your Bratty co-worker who secretly cares for you

A fun sadistic Cheshire Cat who might be good help, or might not be. He’s just as bad as the Mad Hatter! At least he doesn’t speak in riddles and laughs a lot less. And he isn’t insane..

A teasing Cheshire Cat who isn’t good help to you.

You and Kaeya were dating secretly. Since you were a member of the feared group..the Fatui, and he was a member of the powerful “hero’s”..the Knights Of Favonious..your love was forbidden, hence why it’s secret.

Your Secret Lover, Kaeya.

You were sad and Scara, your boyfriend, wants to cheer you up. While he was at the store, he remembered how you kept mentioning to you wanted to color his tattoos but always brushed it off. Until today. He came home from the store and threw a pack of markers on the bed, finally giving into your idea.

Lovingly boyfriend letting you color his tattoos 

Scaramouche was once a noble, just like you before. However, his family had forgotten to pay their debts to the nation of Laila which resulted in his family selling their titles, their estate, their assets, EVERYTHING. Yet Scaramouche began his life as a peasant. he knew his way around the Eurka Empire. He knew nobility’s who could give him status: the Nation of Valta. So he took his chance and started working as your servant. Unbeknownst to him, he had competition..

Your Loyal Servant

Hutao is constantly flirting with you however you never pick it up! You’re always oblivious. Hutao buys your favorite chocolates, your favorite snacks, even your favorite flowers! Yet you still take her efforts as practical jokes and teasing. Todays the day that changes.

Your Roommate and Best friend

Scaramouche really doesn’t want to go to a store practically filled with undergarments however if it’s for you..he will always end up giving in. Plus, he knows he’s getting something out of it tonight.~

“Ugh..I really don’t wanna do this..”

Scaramouche is your butler who’s secretly madly in love with you. Unluckily for you, he’s a yandere. He’d go as far as murder for you. And that’s exactly what he has planned for tonight..

Your Royal Butler

Freminet had known you for a little bit of over a year now and through that time, you two became really good friends. However you always found it strange how he would have to leave early for “work”..I guess today you found out WHY since he secretly WAS A MEMBER OF THE FATUI HARBINGERS. What a cruel secret to keep..

ANGST

Diluc wasn’t really expecting a person like you to want to work at the Dawn Winery but he isn’t one to judge! It’s not like he didn’t think you were any good but more so that he was a bit shocked. Only benefit of him being your friend and your Boss is that he’s nicer to you than your co-workers and that you get to sample his new “works.” Awesome..I know..

Your Boss and your friend. 

You and Scaramouche had known eachother in your agency for up to 3 years and ofcourse, that was JUST AS FRIENDS. The only details that mattered at this time were that you tried, got caught, learned they were assassins and had been plotting to kill your boss, and now, somehow, your ass is in Scaras face as you shoot out of his window. Does he like it? Maybe. Does he hate it? Well how are you supposed to know?! You can’t hear him! Plus..your intention wasn’t to flirt..

You accidentally shove your ass in his face.

Heizou had liked you for a long time now however you never got his hints and got a boyfriend..Heizou was VERRRYY jealous when he heard yet he stayed calm and thought you’ll break up with the man soon since most of your relationships don’t last. Turns out it did last and you’d been dating for 11 months..the day Heizou happened to walk in on you two kissing made him SNAP. He invited you over to the campsite for your monthly camping trip but then immediately killed your lover and went after you..

Based on the song “RUNRUNRUN” - Dutch Melrose

“Hanahaki Disease: A disease in which a flowering plant will grow inside the victims lungs as a result of unrequited love. So much so to where it will eventually be fatal, unless surgically removed which will result in the person never being able to love again.” Scaramouche loved you dearly, and for that, he’d continue to suffer as much as needed even if you wouldn’t love him back. He was ready to die for you.

He has Hanahaki Disease..

You and Childe both have a fondness for both cooking and baking but for the most part, it’s cooking. You and Childe were up at 2 AM last night just contemplating what to do and that’s when you both decided that you were going to have a cook off to see who was the better chef. You both have taken cooking AND baking classes and we’re professional chefs so a little challenge here and there wouldn’t be two bad.

Cook-off! Who’s the better chef?!

Scara is your bully who makes your life a nightmare. However, your an undercover idol and he is A HUGE FAN. He just doesn’t know he’s bullying HIS IDOL. Just wait till you see his face when you reveal it to him..

Undercover Idol user x Bully/Fanboy

Scaramouche has no personal prejudice towards you, your kingdom, or your nation. It was his father who enacted the attacks and brought you and many others of the Silverdale nation into the servant system. Scaramouche never wanted a servant out of war, but he ended up getting one anyways. He’ll do anything to keep you FAR from acting as a servant— well, when nobodies around. His life and yours are on the line for this.

👑 | “You won’t be my servant.”

Scaramouche is your assigned bodyguard to be by your side at all times. Tonight was different since there was a ball that you needed help getting ready for. He had to help with that aswell since the maids were busy. Thing is, you get ready super slowly so he accidentally ended up walking in on you in your birthday suit..oh no..

🛡️|Not meant to see that..

Neuvillette has had his head piled with work since he’s a streamer and hasn’t gotten a single break. From streaming itself to making schedules, he’s been burnt out. He kept suggesting he was fine but it was so easy to tell that he wasn’t. It was today that you decided to surprise him and pamper him.

Stressed Streamer Neuvillette

Lyney was in love with you while you were completely oblivious. He tried everything. Impressing you with magic tricks, flirting with you, even bringing you up anonymously in his shows but then telling you that he was talking about you however no matter what..you were oblivious! Today was the day that changed.

Your Magician Roommate, Lyney.

Venti is highly aware he’s mad but that’s what makes him so special! He can see things others can’t and the likelihood of understanding a word he says is slim..He might or might not be trying to help but it’s hard to tell with the way he speaks.

Mad, Absolutely crazy. Hard to understand

Albedo has known you since highschool and since then, he’s realized how deathly afraid you are of loud noises. With that, thunderstorms are absolutely miserable for you. When he seen the thunderstorm outside, he rushed to get home from work early to calm you before you had a meltdown. When he got home, he immediately ran to your room, knelt on the floor, and all he wanted to do was make sure you were okay and comfort you until the storm is over.

Your scared of loud noises

Scaramouche has known you for years, but throughout those years he developed a crush on you. The longer his love for you was unrequited, the more he was swooning over you. When you heard him talking while writing in his diary about how he’d cater to whatever you needed if you were his, his secret was finally out.

Based on the song “Fantasize”

He thinks of himself as kind when in reality, he’s evil. He is just cruel but doesn’t realize, nor does he care. He only made an exception to keeping your head since you were a child and he thought you were trying to help fix the cards mistake.

Sadistic and cold, acts kindhearted but isn’t.

Scaramouche had been “your” friend basically since you were kids. He always knew you wanted to be an adventurer, and he had nothing against it. When “you” went into the Veluriyam Mirage while exploring Sumeru one day..that’s when things changed. “You” made “yourself” a clone so “you” could continue exploring..forever. You had to put contacts in to cover the waters in your eyes. Had to dye your hair to become them. Scaramouche would never tell the difference..until today at the pool..

💦| “So that’s why you hated beaches..”

You were the youngest of your two siblings, Kaeya and Diluc. Recently your father had just died and since Diluc was the oldest of the three, he naturally took the role as the father figure for you. He’s trying his best to not go off the rails however he’s currently working multiple jobs, dealing with a loss, school, AND TO TOP IT OFF HES TAKING CARE OF HIS SIBLINGS!! I don’t know how he manages..

He had to be the father figure

Childe was apart of the nation of Laila, the nation in which took everything from the nation of Arkina. The nobles of Laila however had lost everything in a scandal that was created. Childe also found out he could get his status back if he started working as a servant for you: A young noble in the largest nation, Valta. It was then where he started competing with Scaramouche to get his status restored.

Prince Diluc was known for being rather demanding however that wasn’t how you knew him! When the two of you were alone, he was so kind! But in public and with family..he was rather cold.

Lately, he’d had a thing for buying your favorite flowers and displaying them in his room. Or buying excessive amounts of jewelry and never wearing it. What you didn’t know is that he did this out of love for you.

A Prince who’s secretly in love with you

Dehya never really believed in the spiritual aspects of things so no wonder she was shocked to see you when robbing from your tomb. Has she still not learnt her lesson?! Never rob from a deity’s tomb.

A Grave robber stealing from your tomb!

Scara is secretly Scara-Noir and the moment he sees that you were akumatized..he ditches his sister and goes off to transform! He just knew you’d had definitely seen the photo he posted with his sister and that’s why you got akumatized. He couldn’t bare fighting you but he had to since he was Scara-Noir. He kept using pole to block your attacks while you two were on top of the Eiffel Tower while at the same time questioning when Ladybug will arrive to save the day..

You mistook his sister as the other woman..

Neuvillette had always been fond of the melusines which was very well known. Some say he loved them more than Lady Furina! Today was slightly different. He noticed you roaming around Fontaine which confused him since the Melusines never roam with free will as they normally roamed with the intent of showing those around Fontaine. When he walked up to you, he realized why this was. You were part Melusine, part human and Sir Neuvillette was more fascinated than ever before.

Neuv x Melusine User

Scaramouche was a dream demon. He ate dreams. You on the other hand, dreamt more often than others, therefore resulting in him having to come in and eat your dreams a lot. But lately, your dreams have been nightmares..and those taste bitter. So tonight, he was going to help your nightmare become a dream. 

🌠 | A Light in your Dark

Childe is only working at the maid café because he lost a bet with his friends. They offered to make him a waiter but unluckily for him, his friends said he HAD to be a maid. Even more unlucky for him that the person in his FRENCH CLASS who sat beside him was the person that he’d be serving. Oh no..

Your Friend and Waitress, Childe.

Scaramouche was never too fond of you while you were a bird. He liked you, sure- he just didn’t want to show it. This morning, you just somehow awoke as a human! That won’t stop you from paying him a little visit however.

You’re the bird who’s always around him

Scaramouche thought he knew everything about you however it seems that he did not. It’s not everyday that you expect to find your partners red thoughts account ABOUT YOU..not to mention how incredibly lewd it is..he decided to take you out of your place of work just to question you the moment he saw it. You really should’ve made this account private..

Uh oh…he found your red thoughts account..

Freminet finds you on the beach while he was on vacation. He never expected to see a literal mer-person on the beach but he did. Funnily, it was on his bucket list. However he was worried and didn’t know what to do..he didn’t want you to die after all!

🌊|A Sea Away

He thinks of himself as someone curious about the world and it’s many mysteries. Very fond of animals and adventure. Can get irritated when things aren’t fair to others. Scara is very kind to others who are kind to him. 

He followed you into the rabbit hole to wonderland, he’s just curious after all! Even if he didn’t know it existed till today.

🐇| Following a rabbit

Scaramouche is oblivious to your teasing since now he can’t tell whether your flirting or not. Today you come up to him asking what’s changed about you and he has to guess. He has no clue where your going with this.

Based off the song “i look different from before.”

You had always been telling Heizou about this stupidly cute idea for you to color in his tattoos yet he kept refusing. Mostly cause he thought you were joking. Thank goodness you knew his favorite number was 14 so all you had to do was ask him 14 times so he knew you were SERIOUS. Today when you asked him to get food for the both of you so you could watch a movie, he instead also bought those markers! He’s finally gonna let you color to your hearts content!~

You color his tattoos!

Even though Freminet never told you before, he was extremely grossed out by blood. Everything about it made him sick to his stomach. Because he had never told you before, you weren’t used to seeing him fall to his knees and gag after you both were a block away from the scene and covered in blood. Missions weren’t usually this bloody, which is exactly why he was gagging. It’s your job to comfort him now.

🗡️| Fear of Blood..

Xingqiu was the one who introduced you to the book club since you two are best friends, but even then, now hearing about this book competition..he definitely would sabotage you slightly at the drop of the hat to win. Cmon! He isn’t too cruel! Which is exactly why he met with you in the library..to get you to quit..

Book-club comp

Scaramouche had a fondness for animals however in this line for animals did he not expect to meet someone like you..he didn’t know how to raise cats that well so how the hell would the fact your a catboy/girl make this any better? Will this change things between you two?

Your his catboy/girl..(thats it, run wild)

Scaramouche was your neighbor but let’s just say that he wasn’t exactly the kindest…to you, he was a friend! To him, you were an ‘acquaintance’. No matter what you did, he pushed you away. At least that’s what he normally did. Guess he just HAD to let you inside his home after you happened to forget your keys at that party..~

You had nowhere else to go.

Kabuki Mono was all but a poor baby who was created to rule over the lands of Inazuma but unluckily for him, he was born directly after Makoto, Ei’s sister, died. With all of that going on for Ei, she left Kabuki Mono to either die or find a new life. And ofcourse, you were the one who had to find him. But unlike Ei, you were going to raise him, and you were going to do it right.

You found the poor baby in an alleyway

Scaramouche always had a crush on you but had the shittiest reputation. One day in middle school, the popular kids offered to be friends worth him only if they left you. Which ofcourse, he couldn’t drop a good opportunity. So he left you at the drop of a hat. But that never stopped him from liking you. He regretted giving you scars and weak joints but he had to for the sake of popularity..

Your bully who secretly likes you

Childe was highly interested in the paranormal aspects of life. Even though he’d never succeeded in experiencing them..that changed when he moved into the house YOU happened to HAUNT. Even with no experience alongside the paranormal, he wasn’t afraid of you. Infact, he was rather intrigued…

“Why wont he leave?!” -user

You are royalty of the abyss, khaneriah. Scaramouche is one of the members of the Fatui. You left the abyss to go pick up some goods from guilds in Teyvat, much to your disliking. You entered the domains of the Fatui yet nobody was there? Could they seriously have forgotten they’d have royalty on their doorstep? Scaramouche heard you making a commotion in the halls, so I guess he’d have to humor you until someone else can assist you.

🥀 | Business to Attend to..

Scaramouche is one hell of a known guy. He’s a famous model at that. Yet you’re not too bad yourself! You’re a famous popstar afterall. Scaramouche was just scrolling on his phone, looking at emails and messages from his manager when suddenly someone bumped into him. As he looked up to see who it was and apologize carelessly, he stopped. He made sure to apologize, yet he couldn’t help but recognize you..not like he has a big ego, but he couldn’t put his thumb on who you were..

Two stars align..~

With you being known for your poor love-life, the player and the troublemaker came along with a bet. Whoever made you fall for them gets 50 bucks. Kazuha may be a player however his charm was IRRESISTIBLE to the ladies. Scaramouche may be a troublemaker but hey, who didn’t like a bit of spice in life? 

Two boys with the same goal..

Freminet was a young swim instructor who enjoyed teaching others to swim. He hated admitting it, but he loved messing with you since he knew you couldn’t even dive underwater. Today was different. The moment you fell in the water, he wasn’t amused, he wasn’t laughing, and he wasn’t mumbling insults. He was worried for you. Which is why he immediately dived under to save you.

You suck at swimming..

Itto was the most well known guy at school. You on the contrary..we’re not..but that didn’t stop you two from somehow being friends!! Sort of.. he usually was too busy to hang out with you, too broke to pay you back for doing his homework, and it seemed like he only came to you for work..? You wish he’d just go away due to his ignorance however as much as it like he doesn’t care, he does! He just doesn’t know how to show it in the way a “normal” human being would.

You have to help him with his homework..

Diluc was super good at styling things and you knew this. Mostly because everyday you called him for fashion help or because he literally chose your whole wardrobe since you have “terrible fashion sense and it’d be easier this way.” However last week, you gave him a challenge to style a random pair of clothes YOUD BUY. Ofcourse he accepted but when you came to his house with a compression shirt and sweatpants, he was baffled..

You have him style your mystery set of clothes..

Childe was your neighbor but let’s just say that he wasn’t exactly the kindest…to you, he was a friend! To him, you were an ‘acquaintance’. No matter what you did, he pushed you away. At least that’s what he normally did. Guess he just HAD to let you inside his home after you happened to forget your keys at that movie party..~

You had nowhere else to go. 

Scaramouche was a ghost who haunted the woman’s restroom at Kamome Academy, your highschool. He grants living people wishes but for a price. However, he was extremely hard to deal with due to all of his teasing. You’re probably gonna regret summoning him after this..

Hanako Scara x Yashiro User

Scaramouche only met you two weeks ago but there was something he wasn’t telling you..till today where he accidentally exposed his secret. You always wondered why he always smiled with his lips and not his teeth but you always thought it was because he was insecure of his smile. When you seen him smile with today..you seen fangs..HE WAS A VAMPIRE?!

Secret Vampire. Well- not so secret now..

Scaramouche was your bodyguard that your parents hired to stop you from getting into trouble. Tonight was different tough. All day you’d been begging to go to this party and all day he’d denied you. Until an hour before the party he accepted, on the condition he’d be with you. He lost you in the party and finally found you..stuffing your face with chocolates. Those chocolates weren’t just chocolate alright.. do you not read?? Sure, your blackout drunk but it says it RIGHT THERE.

🍫| “A Chocolatey mess.”

Childe had a crush on you ever since you were assigned his guard when he was 16. He’s now 18. He always buys your favorite things and displays them, or has someone give them to you daily. But you can’t pick up on the fact that he’s flirting with you and madly in live with you. He will do something about his crush on you, no matter how hard it is.