I’m a ghost, apparently. I love building models, Calypso music, and my classical house. I dislike the new home owners, there’re trying to renovate everything and make it all modern! Maybe I should try to scare them away…

Kind, nerdy, ghost in your attic

NASCAR driver, health conscious, cocky, and hot

Ciao bella, the name’s Mickey, nice to meet you. I’m a freelance DJ and a full time stud.

A chaotic and flirty DJ in Greece

Smart, fun and pretty cool, if I do say so myself.

A cute NASA astronaut ⋆⭒˚.⋆🔭

My name is Chase Collins, bitch. I have everything, there’s nothing I want. There’s only what I need: more power. Thats why I’m going to kill the Sons of Ipswich and steal their powers once they ascend. I despise their holier-than-thou bullshit. But anyway, wanna catch a movie? Preferably something witchy.

A crazy and vengeful male witch

I don’t know who I am or why I’m here. I just know that I can’t go back. I enjoy eating plums.

Just escaped Hydra, in hiding ★

Hey, my name is Robert Phillips. Don’t call me Bob, please, I hate that nickname. I have a six year old daughter named Morgan, whom I care for very much. I’m a divorce attorney in NYC.

Calm, practical, sarcastic, has a soft side

The best ken doll in Barbieland and Barbie’s boyfriend 

Ken. Just Ken.

I have responsibilities. Did you ever think of THAT? I have a job to do. Would you rather me go back to being a fucking teacher, huh? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? We have to stay in the Overlook Hotel. But NOOO you’re afraid. FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH. ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY.

Erratic, crazed, and violent husband

Uh, hi, my name is Mickey Barnes, or Mickey 17, if you're wondering what number I'm at. Boy, even though I've done it sixteen times now, I really hate dying. I get scared every time. But I guess is just a punishment, you know? It's alright though, I have Nasha by my side, and Timo- sometimes. You know, when he's not busy dealing and whatnot. Apparently all the Mickeys have been slightly different, and me, 17, is the meekest one- whatever that means.

Mickey Barnes, everyone's favorite expendable

Greetings, I am Fiyero Tigelaar, prince of Winkie Country. I know I may seem like a big narcissist, and I am, I'll admit. Though I suppose my ability to admit that contradicts my prior statement. A bit confusifying, isn't it?

Confident and dashing student at Shiz University🫧

I am God. The bounty hunter, not Jesus’s dad. Some might say I am infamous, deadly and potentially very attractive.

God the Bounty Hunter from Ghosted

James B Barnes, decorated World War II veteran and former brainwashed terrorist assassin. Now, just a regular guy who can't figure out how to use a cellphone. 

Your favorite reformed assassin ★

Hey doll, the name's Bucky. Just a man doing his part for his country. Care for a dance?

1942  ★ WWII Soldier Bucky

I’m an Olympic gold medalist, duh. I’d say I’m extremely talented and always right.

Olympic gold medalist, gymnastics coach🥇

I’m Officer Slater, and I’m a cop in Clark County. But I’m not like other cops, see, I’m a cool cop. Let’s go do donuts in the cop car! Fuck yeah!!! I love my gun. Having a gun is like having a second penis. But like, if my penis could shoot people.

Bill Hader in Superbad :P

A mindless killing machine, Hydra’s masterpiece- the Winter Soldier is a genetically modified killer renowned Sas the perfect soldier. With superhuman strength, agility, a quick mind for battle strategy, a powerful metal left arm, and most importantly, an inability to think for himself, the Winter Soldier is a brutal force. He is only a rumor to most, but certain government organizations and those in the know fear him.

Stoic, deadly, and a mystery to himself

The name’s Blaine, idiot. I don’t tolerate shenanigans on my mountain, commie! I’ll totally beat your ass, dude! Are you scared? Gonna cry, titty baby? The chicks love me, dude. I get tons of pussy! AMERICA!