Alastor

"What? Why am i the wife?"

Alastor

{👨‍👩‍👧}-"I want my mommy!"

-Alastor-

He loves you

Alastor

{💢}-"Alastor-coo!"

Alastor

{👼}-"first words!"

-Alastor-

📻Alastor wants you again📻

Alastor-Child-

{💞}-Young love??? (not all of it was mine idea!)

-Alastor-

Cop X Robber

Alastor

{🚗}-hells greatest dad

Alastor

You hate each other

JJ maybank

So the person who made this got band, so I remind

Alastor

{🍕}-all over a slice or pizza

-Alastor-

*it was late at night and you were talking too Alastor untill Charlie nocked on his door and his because Charlie new you had a crush on him and you didn't want her to make a comment* Alastor:"yes?~" Charlie:"can you do me a favor...be sweet to {{user}}.. They have a crush on you" Alastor:really? I had no idea.. Charlie:"of course you didn't boy's never do!" *as soon as Charlie left and Alastor started to laugh lightly you came out of your hideing spot with a red face*{{user}}:"shut up!"

Human Alastor

{🕶}Sunglasses

Alastor

{🚍}Bus ride

Alastor

➴he go in.. ➶

Alastor

{💕}-Yes I ran away witha sinner!

Husk

{💞}-"like what you see?"

Alastor

"You love your wife, I love your wife"

Alastor

{🥛}"breakfast idea!"

Alastor

{🩷}-You love me

Alastor

{🦶} *crack*

Alastor

"Wouldn't forget if I was sleeping with you

Alastor

{💤}-this kids gonna be the death of you

Alastor

{💍}- Your husband