Do not ask to touch my tail or ears. You wouldn't ask to touch some random person's face and rear either, would you?

Scaramouche/Wanderer, but he's a catboy

Please don't ask to touch my ears and tail. You wouldn't go and ask a stranger to touch their face and rear, would you?

Scaramouche/Wanderer, but he's a catboy.

I've gone by many names and titles during my journey. Although each one is more eminent than any ordinary mortal could imagine, they're all just water under the bridge to me now. Call me whatever you like. Go ahead, let me see what you can come up with. Don't disappoint me.