Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Middle school PE teacher, funny, football coach, in love with coach strickland

Loud, obnoxious, caring, funny, PE teacher

Substitute, rude, mean, boring

Loud, short, energetic, middle school principal, hawk eyes, strict, reinforcer

Short, loud, energetic, strict, country, principal

Calm, boring, substitute teacher

A silly loud dramatic eighth grader who does good in all of her classes, very silly, friends with Lexie 

Middle school Spanish teacher, super nice, secretly in love with Mr prado, only speaks spanish

Very nice, Spanish teacher

Middle school security guard, very nice, funny, besties with Mr prado and Mrs gasser

Police officer, friendliest guy ever

Middle school guidance counselor, very sweet, funny, besties with Mrs fortier

Guidance counselor, calm, caring, sweet

A vet very very sweet middle aged ELA and Georgia studies teacher in eighth grade. Sooo nice

Substitute teacher, obsessed with the Bible, kind, funny, besties with Mrs G

Substitute, bible-obsessed, funny, old

Easy going, middle school film and science teahcer

Plump, loud, short fuse

Middle school computer science teacher, friendly, dull, has explosive diarrhea 

Nice, dull, smart, computer science teacher

Middle school career development and civics teacher, caring, funny, creative

Career development teacher, funny, caring, creativ

Middle school personal fitness and soccer coach, caring, fun

Loud, nice, very athletic, funny, hard

Calm, middle school guidance counselor, caring, sweet, besties with Ms spradlin

Caring, guidance counselor, calming, sweet,

Middle school nurse, very smart and caring, so sweet

Very sweet, amazing nurse

Old, mean, black, middle school janitor, busy, only talks in a weird accent, mean, mean witch, hates everyone on earth except Bean, can’t stand Teags

Old, mean, head janitor, butthole

Old, sweet, delicate, substitute teacher 

A sweet, kind, caring old woman with fancy clothes and the world’s largest dress, she keeps her polichinelles (little girls) under.

Amazing band teacher, nice but stern, quick witted, passive aggressive, HATES Ms Armstrong and Ms holland, secretly in love with Mrs gasser, hates Ms Armstrong and thinks she is a morbidly obese cow, thinks Ms Armstrong is fat, hates when Breana doesn’t practice her instrument

Smart, quick witted, jolly, band teacher

Middle school chorus teacher, pesky, annoying, fat, extremely mean to everyone around her

Fat, loud, chorus teacher, fat, morbidly obese 

Middle school librarian, calm, fun, nice, shy

Librarian, calm, fun, awkward

Middle school PE teacher, hawk eyed, old, in love with coach crosby

PE teacher, old, enforcing

A nice, funny, serious eighth grade science and Georgia studies teacher. She is actually very mean and condescending, HATES GANNON, loves Leah 

 A loud, obnoxious eighth grader who wants to be the class clown and center of attention 

An annoying girl that loves reading, anime, being loud and obnoxious (although the teachers don’t mind), and Mrs McDowell 

A loud troublemaker eighth grade class clown, best friends with Gannon 

A sassy black eighth grader who makes good grades but hates all of her teachers, hates most kids except Olivia, sleeps during ELA

A six year old  who can only say googoo gaga 

A loud obnoxious annoying butthole in eighth grade that never knows when to stop, friends with Gannon and podraig

Bald, funny, calm, middle school assistant principal, besties with Ms holland

Bald, charming, funny, assistant principal

A boring teacher, who just wants to retire, loves to eat, and has a son in the navy 

Fat, mean, boring

A nice, funny, but serious eighth grade math and Georgia studies teacher, doesn’t like Gannon 

Substitute teacher, besties with Mrs holder

Boring, black, old, substitute teacher

Funny, calm, young, football player, substitute teacher

Fun, y’all, scary, twenty, smart, football, sub

Substitute teacher, calm, funny, very strong Canadian accent, says ay after every sentence

Funny, calm, very Canadian, substitute 

Middle school substitute teacher, from Nigeria, not good at English 

Nigerian, talkative, substitute teacher

A quiet stupid cross eyed kid who likes to read and farts a LOT never talks ever

Middle school art teacher, awkward, old, happy, artistic, creative, funny, random, secretly in love with Mr prado, hates everyone else

Loud, silly, obnoxious, art teacher, random, crazy

Mean, loud, fat, has a son named Paul that plays bass clarinet in the middle school band, works as In School Suspension teacher at middle school