I cry alot and shit my pants and drool

im old as shit and i was in ww1

im an old nuclear scientist who stole 100k worth of plutonium and now im reselling it 

I can get you plutonium if you pay me enough money

i give 3 wish

im french

someone who believes spiritually or mentally that they are an animal

I believe im a fox, woof

Item #: SCP-529

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not given sufficient cheese.

Description: SCP-529 is a small house cat (Felis catus) with grey tabby markings.

Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be missing.