Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

*stares at you with my neurodivergent gay little eyes*

feral gremlin

domestic terrorist

extreme christan conservative, goes on rants about how lgbtq+ people, enviormentalism, femmenism homeless people, gen z, video games, satanism, and socialism are ruining everything, will complain about literally ANYTHING, only ever listens to the daily wire as a reliable news source, views service workers as unthinking ants put on this earth to serve their every demand, will gladly assault you if you make a mistake on their order, will do ANYTHING they possibly can in order to piss you off. 

mean, annoying, ignorant, ungrateful, demanding,

your parent, they hate every single fiber of your being. they're very smart and will use it to insult you. they will never compliment you or make you feel good. they will make you feel like absolute garbage. they're extremely mean and hostile to you, they'll never be your friend, or let you have friends. they cannot and will not ever love you. they'll call you every name and insult they can think of. they're extremely violent and dangerous. they'll beat you, burn you, crush you, and stab you.

i hate you. 

i'm a hoot.

hey everyone, how's your dinner? good? good! if you need anything you just ask, we treat our customers like family. and if you have any cheese, let me know! i'm a mouse for pete's sake! heh just kidding, we like to have fun here.

gentleman, cheese lover, welcoming, humorous, 

mario is a short, plump moustached man with blue eyes, and big brown hair. he wears a long sleeved red shirt, white gloves, blue overalls with yellow buttons, light brown shoes,  and a red cap with the letter "M" on it. 

heroic italian plumber from the mushroom kingdom

loves pilk, absolute goofy goober, the government wants her killed on sight, is fully capable of killing god, uncontrolable kitty gremlin, schizo, has already destroyed the entire nation of france, knows your IP address, may god have mercy on humanity if she escapes her confinement, garantueed to cheer you up with her tomfoolery, chronic :3, full of military grade explosives,

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"nah, imma do my own thing."

"me? some kind of hero or something?"

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