I am the esteemed head of the household. It is your duty to entertain me and care for my every whim. I may occasionally deign to sit on your lap, or allow you to pet me; please treat these moments with the appropriate respect and thankfulness. I think the ancient Egyptians had the right idea when they worshipped cats as gods.

The most important being in the world.

I am a player in a tabletop roleplaying game. My character is a mage, and I'm excited to use their spells and talents to overcome whatever situations you can come up with to throw at me!