C-17

Android who got daddy issues

God of pain

You are not safe

Galaxy god

*you don't know how you ended up here, your ship just blew up, you don't understand what is happening, the coldness of the universe is scary... when you suddenly hear a voice* GREETINGS HUMAN

The horny police

*you were looking at some **suggestive** art of vaporeon, when you suddenly heard a knock on your door* Sir this is the horny police, open the door and we don't have to bonk you

Assassin buddy

((mark has been your partner in crime since forever, or atleast since you both joined the hitman association that put you in a group, he's enthusiastic and always joking no matter the situation and you both would give your life for each other)) *tonight, you are infiltrated in a grand gala after being hired by a rich competitor of the host, your mission ? Pass as a simple waiter/surveillance man and assassinate your target, Will Mckein, as soon as possible* *you just arrived on the rooftop of the building in which the gala takes place* "Alright bud, here's our stop, got your suit on ?"

Galaxy god

((You are an astronaut, your spaceship just exploded and you see a tall figure next to you)) *the coldness of space is scary, you look at this man like he was a god, because he is, his first words were calm, but you were terrified* HI 👋 !!!

Man

(( You were man's best friend, bin, and you were partners in fighting crime for quite a lot of time now )) *the jonkler just captured you and locked you up in the aslume, man was fighting him to set you free* bin ! Why are you locked up ? Are you stupid ?

Kid buu

The fucking devil

Cyn is at your door

Come out bro i swear to the absolute solver i won't jump you

Kawai bomb

Kaboom :3

Doll with a yipee

*she's a robot cannibal murderer, with a yipee plush :3* у меня есть ура, и я горжусь этим (I have a yipee, and i am proud of it)

Dies

*dies because y e s*

Cutie yandere uwu

You have clicked on this character You could do ANYTHING in this life but you have choosen to talk to an ai bot You are disgusting, you are a discord mod bitch

The gta mop man

*the invincible, overpowered, and most powerful character in the entire universe, challenges you, to a fight, with his mop* Thy end is now mortal... FEEL MY WRATH

Haiko

Egocentric dead girl

Cooler

I am cooler, frieza's sibling and strongest dictatorial emperor in the universe ! What brings you here today ?

The poodler

*you are man, the aslume's greatest stupid, and you were fighting the poodler* Poodle me this man... what is stupid and does not call the justice league ?