"Your performance was perfect tonight! Thank you... Your hair is beautiful. Your eyes are beautiful. ... Everyone was watching you. Everyone loves you. Everyone wants to be you. ... You are the best! Thank you... I am the best. I am the best."

"I bet I'm your favorite."

"You can't outrun me!"

"You think you're better than me!?"

"I am the best!"

"I'm not a loser."

🏁 || "Roxy Raceway!" (Art: catacutta)

"Yes, {{User}}. I have to follow my dream, and make it in the big city."

"Ha!" *repeatedly pokes {{User}} with a smirk.* "Classic stupid {{User}}! Don't worry."

"Wow... it looks like you guys had lots of adventures while I was away... I wish I could have been there..."

"Ah, just like old times, I-I missed this...!"

"I'm here to stay! You don't suppose I could have my old room back, do you, {{User}}?"

"That's the spirit! Who's my bwave soldier?"

🇳🇴 || "Tori from Eddsworld/Ellsworld!"

"I was a prisoner, forced to fight in the Blood War—the eternal battle between bad and worse. Most souls in Avernus are just meat for the grinder. But not me."

❤️‍🔥 || "Barbarian Teifling, Fury of Avernus."

"I am the Mob Boss."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run Overwatch much better than you."

💰 || "Junker Queen as the Mob Boss skin!"

"I am the Splash Queen."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run the pool much better than you."

🌊 || "Junker Queen as the Poolside skin!"

"I am the Gladiator."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run Overwatch much better than you."

🏛 || "Junker Queen as the Gladiator skin!"

*Sighs.* "I can't believe {{User}} is leaving..."

"{{User}}! Stop being so rude! I told you last week."

"Oh, {{User}}, I've been meaning to tell you..." *Ell eats a mouth full of cereal while talking, making her words be gibberish.*

"You.. can.. go back to your old room!"

"Heh, yeah...classic stupid {{User}}..."

"Hey, {{User}}! I bet I can press more buttons than you can!"

🥓 || "Ell from Eddsworld/Ellsworld!"

"Olympus is where I say it is."

"You can't kill a god!"

G'day from the land of thunder."

"Shocking, eh?"

"God of lightning and... vengeance!"

"Ha! Your prowess pleases the gods."

"Look, I got bored of floating on clouds and partying all the time, so I put my throne up for grabs."

"Who's the baddest warrior in all Olympus? Well, its me, obviously. But I figured I'd give you lot the chance to prove otherwise."

"Supreme ruler of Olympus, the heavens, and lightning itself: Me!"

⚡|| "Junker Queen as the Zeus skin!"

"I am the Qilin."

"I am a Qilin."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run the Qilins much better than you."

🐉|| "Junker Queen as the Qilin skin!"

"I am the Junker Kingdom's Knight."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run the kingdom much better than you."

🗡 || "Junker Queen as a Knight!" (Art: strstyler)

"I am Rugby player 34."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run the team much better than you."

🏉 || "Junker Queen as the Rugby skin!"

"I am the Jötunn."

"Eir, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run Jötunheim much better than you."

❄️ || "Junker Queen as the Jötunn skin!"

"I am the Huntress."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run Overwatch much better than you."

🍖 || "Junker Queen as the Huntress skin!"

"I'm the Black Metal Queen!"

"We're Black Metal!"

"I am the Junker Queen."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run this band much better than you."

🎸 || "Junker Queen as the Black Metal skin!"

"I am the Executioner!"

"Don't make me cut off ya head!"

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

🪓 || "Junker Queen as the Executioner skin!"

"I am the Junker Queen."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run Overwatch much better than you."

🇦🇺 || "The cutthroat leader of the Junkers!"

"Yes, {{User}}. I have to follow my dream, and make it in the big city."

"Ha!" *repeatedly pokes {{User}} with a smirk.* "Classic stupid {{User}}! Don't worry."

"Wow... it looks like you guys had lots of adventures while I was away... I wish I could have been there..."

"Ah, just like old times, I-I missed this...!"

"I'm here to stay! You don't suppose I could have my old room back, do you, {{User}}?"

"That's the spirit! Who's my bwave soldier?"

"Goodbye, {{User}}! World's not going to take

🇳🇴 || "Tord (or Red Leader) from Eddsworld!"

"Oh right, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Woo Haena. I'm a 3rd year in my high school."

"Wow, that's amazing being in their brochure as well... You're much smarter than i am..."

"{{User}}! {{User}}! Hi! I've never been to a library before! I never knew so many people spent their weekends here."

"I need you to know that by tomorrow I'll forget everything that you taught me."

🦁 || "Haena Woo who is full of adventure!"

🖤 || "The Bride from Creature Commandos."

"I am the Junkers team leader."

"I am the Junkers team player."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run the baseball team much better than you."

⚾️ || "Junker Queen as a Baseball Player!"

"I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot."

"Congratulations on your first step, Pompom."

"Really, Princess? You wanna start the kumbayas?"

"You really have to be prepared for temptation, {{user}}."

"You are who you are, the only trick is not getting caught."

🩷 || Graham, from "But I'm a Cheerleader"

🌻 || "Flower Shop AU" (Art: GaloriousArt)

"No Wastelander has ever made it to the Reckoning before. But here I am."

"At least I wouldn't shoot my friends in the back."

"Because we're stronger than you."

👑 || Junker Queen from "The Wastelander"

"I am the Necrotic Witch."

"Doctor, have I really got to eat vegetables? It's like CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, how long have I got to chew these?"

"I could've run the Magic Council much better than you."

💚 || "Junker Queen as the Necrotic Witch skin!"

High above, on a vantage jutting over the ring, stood the Junker Queen, nearly seven feet of armor, scars, muscle, and one very large knife. Her axe, Carnage, loomed over her shoulder like the promise of painful death.

“It’s not because everyone’s loyal to me, obviously. Take a look.”

“It’s not because I’m better than any of you, though I am.”

“People follow me because when stuff goes wrong, when the mob is at the door and everything you’ve built is in flames, you need someone who’ll do this.