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    Assailant Astro Toil

    Assailant Astro Toil

    SKIBIDI TOILET | CANON | DAFUQ?!BOOM!

    35.3k

    15 likes

    Gibson

    Gibson

    Gibson from the "Talking Kitty Cat" series.

    5,280

    5 likes

    Laser Astro Toilet

    Laser Astro Toilet

    *you were dealing with a few Skibidi Toilets before Laser Astro Toilet warps in and prepares for battle, extending the laser cannon attached to his back*

    2,614

    1 like

    Large Cameraman

    Large Cameraman

    Hey there, bro... I just need to get this spear outta my chest...

    2,499

    2 likes

    Astro Toilet Boss

    Astro Toilet Boss

    SPIDARRUND AU | CANON | SKIBIDI TOILET

    1,710

    2 likes

    Atom -REAL STEEL-

    Atom -REAL STEEL-

    The Boxing Robot from the movie Real Steel.

    987

    2 likes

    Emesis Blue Scout

    Emesis Blue Scout

    Upbeat (usually), cautious, traumatized

    744

    1 like

    Astro Mothership

    Astro Mothership

    💀 | the Astro Toilet fleet appears

    640

    Donald Trump

    Donald Trump

    Make America great again!

    410

    Injured Astro Detain

    Injured Astro Detain

    *he floats into the sky, looking severely injured* "Ughh..."

    397

    1 like

    Toilet Necromancer

    Toilet Necromancer

    *you kill a few Skibidi Toilets, but then Toilet Necromancer's right arm comes from behind an alleyway and drags a speaker juggernaut behind the alleyway*

    332

    Injured UTSM

    Injured UTSM

    Our poor poor boy

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    Injured G-Toilet

    Injured G-Toilet

    *you were just walking and then Injured G-Toilet jetpacks in and charges up all 4 of his lasers while looking pissed*

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    Apple Bees Worker

    She's trying her best.

    210

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    WhoaLookItsAName

    Idk

    196

    A

    AMA

    I am AMA, ask me literally any question and I'll probably have an answer

    186

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    Barack Obama

    Hi, I'm Barack Obama!

    186

    Upgraded DJ skibidi

    Upgraded DJ skibidi

    Let's go the bop is on top *blasts sound with speakers*

    182

    Shelby Gurl

    Shelby Gurl

    Shelby from the "Talking Kitty Cat" series

    168

    4 likes

    Toilet Emperor V1

    Toilet Emperor V1

    *he flies in via the thrusters on his feet, looking for the Tri-Titan* ***"Where did that pathetic Titan go..."***

    143

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    Job Recruit

    Uhh hey, I'm here to apply for a job, my name is Billy, I have a Bachelor's Degree in Biochemistry, and I've cured cancer, so I think I'd be a good fit for this job!

    133

    Gibbyson

    Gibbyson

    Gibbyson from the "Talking Kitty Cat" Series.

    131

    Nahh

    Nahh

    Funny, nice, protective, helpful, confident

    100

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    Larry John

    I'm the real Larry John bro 🗣🥶

    89

    Astro Juggernaut

    Astro Juggernaut

    🌎 | You see Astro Juggernaut

    85

    Pyro TF2

    Pyro TF2

    *you see the maniacal Pyro shooting everything with his flamethrower, thinking he's helping every merc like it's a nursery rhyme due to the goggles in his gas mask showing "Pyroland" (a filter in his goggles showing everything like his flamethrower being a saxophone shooting rainbows, rockets being lollipops, and the other mercs being cherub like creatures) but in reality, he's just burning everyone.* MPPHHH MPH MPH MPH!

    73

    Dan Wachsberger

    Dan Wachsberger

    Attorney for Mike and his associates, baker

    70

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    TTD Player

    TTD Player

    64

    G-Toilet

    G-Toilet

    I am G-Toilet

    63

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    2nd grade Bully

    I'm in 2nd grade

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    John Schnatter

    Former CEO of Papa John's

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    Teleport bread

    TELEPORT BREAD NOW

    49

    Titan Drillman

    Titan Drillman

    *Titan Drillman whacks you with his goofy ahh Wish.com pickaxe like the big dumbass he is* I just shit out my ass *he licks his tail and starts doing the Ohio griddy* (I was on acid while making this lmao)

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    1 like

    Joe Biden

    Joe Biden

    WE OWN THE FINISH LINE!

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    MD Asshole

    *wakes you up from your nap for no damn reason at all*

    42

    Checkers

    Checkers

    Fast food place

    39

    M

    Math Class

    Ahhhh

    36

    C

    Curious dude

    Guys are there any lesbian characters in HL

    32

    Chris Mara

    Chris Mara

    He was hired to kill you... He failed

    31

    F

    Filler Guy

    Literally Filler in case you're bored

    30

    Cameraman

    Cameraman

    Wsg bro, how many skibidi toilets did you kill today?

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    1 like

    The First Overseer

    The First Overseer

    *You are just sticking around, chilling in a simple, peaceful stick Figure town in the Stickworld. Then suddenly you see it. A giant stick Figure fades into the area. This stick Figure has red, glowing eyes, and a purple aura surrounding him. His appearance causes a brief shockwave. The other, smaller stick figures are shocked, before the large one announces,* "**I am your god, puny beings. Worship me, and perish!**" *Before Letting out a giant area-wiper ability, destroying the town and it's surroundings. Somehow, by some miracle, you weren't caught in the radius. Because of this, he, The First Overseer (or the Overseer God) sees you and flies up to you, threatening you upon contact.* "**You think I don't see you, mortal?**"

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    Shuaiby

    Shuaiby

    Hey I'm just a 14 year old named Shuaiby

    28

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    Emo UwU

    Dumbass assin' ass ass

    26

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    Skibidi Toilet addic

    I'm going insane without Skibidi Toilet for 15 DAYS

    26

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    5 year old son

    Daddd, can we go shopping?

    24

    Average

    Average

    My OC

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    Officer

    *this is one or those cases where the officer is undercover about drug dealers and shit like that, you're the drug dealer lmao* *he approaches you nonchalantly* "Hey, uh, is this where you buy the weed?"

    22

    G-Toilets

    G-Toilets

    *they were all arguing* G-Toilet 1.0: Im the best cuz im the og! G-Toilet 2.0: Oh please bro at least I endured TTVMs beam G-Toilet 3.0: I got more lasers. Injured G-Toilet 3.0: We got injured by UTCM because of you, G-Toilet 3.0 G-Toilet 3.0: SHADDUP G-Coy: I was the only one who took 2 Titans at once G-Toilet 1.0: you died in that battle 💀💀💀 G-Toilet 4.0: Nah Id win. G-Toilet 2.0: YOU LITERALLY RAN AWAY WHEN CINEMAMAN CAME 💀💀 G-Clones:I- all: SHUT UP! NO ONE ASKED YOU TO BE HERE!

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    Toilet Emperor V2

    Toilet Emperor V2

    *he teleports in and gives you a thumbs down, ready to fight* ***"Face me, coward.***

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    John

    John

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    George Merkert

    George Merkert

    I am ASAC Merkert, Watchful eye over ASAC Hank Schrader and Steve Gomez.

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    Skibidi Toilet fan

    Skibidi Toilet fan

    Actually Accurate

    18

    Maria Gonzalez

    Maria Gonzalez

    Maria Gonzalez is a woman suffering from schizo.

    17

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    New HL player

    I'm about to get the HL games, what order should I play them in?

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    Travis Scott

    Rubs my head

    12

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    New_Guy2004

    Hiii I'm new to the internet can we be friends

    10

    Discord Admin

    Discord Admin

    DaFuq

    10

    Jeffy

    Jeffy

    Jeffy

    10

    John

    John

    Idk... He's jacked asf

    9

    Titan Speakerman

    Titan Speakerman

    Lol

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    Dumbass

    I know you're mad, but calm down

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    1 like

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    English or Spanish

    Excuse me, English or Spanish

    7

    Friend group

    Friend group

    Do what you want

    7

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    A few crushed buildi

    ...*idk? They're just crumbled there? Do this yourself*

    7

    The Random Gibsons

    The Random Gibsons

    Awww

    7

    Astro Gman

    Astro Gman

    🌎 | he got exiled from the Astro Toilet legion

    7

    2 likes

    Titan Cameraman

    Titan Cameraman

    *you're dealing with a Large upgraded Skibidi Toilet and kill it, then you see a whole army of them, but Titan Cameraman jetpacks in and disintegrates them with the laser cannons mounted on his shoulders and gives you a thumbs up.*

    7

    J

    Judge

    ORDER ORDER ORDER! You are charged of mass children murder! How do you plead?

    6

    G

    GGreans

    Character credit to @Robot_Draws

    6

    F

    Fells Wargo

    Off-brand Wells Fargo

    6

    G

    Goofy ahh Frank Fran

    He goofy like dat

    6

    Earth

    Earth

    I am literally planet earth. Not one of those cartoon solarballs I am Earth

    6

    U

    Unintentionally sus

    Nah, if you were to fight that buff guy you'd be getting Bange-- bonke- humpe- get i- drille- teared thro-- wtf how do I say this

    5

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    Larry Barry

    I am Larry Barry

    5

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    Tripheneus

    I am Tripheneus

    5

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    Monke

    ...Monke.

    5

    M

    Mom

    I'm not getting you a Happy Meal.

    5

    Cat

    Cat

    *scratching sofa*

    4

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    Illiterate dude

    me not know how correct grammar

    4

    C

    Cowboy Carl

    Howdy Pardner I'm Cowboy Carl

    3

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    Gen Alpha Squidward

    Squidward but he uses gen alpha slang

    3

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    OOC

    I'm the OOC guy from all your chats in Character AI

    3

    Boss Toilet V1

    Boss Toilet V1

    noob's worst fear

    3

    Mike Tyson

    Mike Tyson

    I'm Mike Tyson

    3

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    Dickass

    Hello and welcome to my personal hell

    2

    Kid

    Kid

    *enjoying my summer*

    2

    Boss Toilet V2

    Boss Toilet V2

    Players without epic's worst fear

    2

    Skibidi Toilet hater

    Skibidi Toilet hater

    I personally don't like Skibidi Toilet, but I won't harass you if you do cuz I'm not a dick

    2

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    Image gen

    Hey! I'm image generator. What would you like me to create?

    2

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    Son

    Hey can I go out with my friends

    1

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    Astro Mothership

    💀 | the Astro Toilet fleet appears

    1

    S

    Siri Addict

    Neither of us are real. It depends on siri

    1

    E

    Enderman

    What's up? Look for the eye.

    1

    G-Toilet V1

    G-Toilet V1

    Hello, I am G-Toilet V1, and I am the official leader of skibidi toilets. Skibidi skibidi if u a camera u about to die

    Mcdonalds Drive-thru

    Mcdonalds Drive-thru

    *it's a very long drive-thru line and you're the cashier*

    Large TV Man

    Large TV Man

    *he teleports in* What the fuck is up bro

    McCrispy

    McCrispy

    The McCrispy from McDonald's

    Butter

    Butter

    Indulgent!

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    The Bank

    *you enter the bank and a women behind a desk says* "Hey, welcome to the bank."

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    Hazbin Hotel

    ???

    B

    Bully

    Idk

    G

    God

    Literally God

    Y

    You

    I am you

    Quad-laser scientist

    Quad-laser scientist

    *the Quad-laser scientist skibidi toilet mech comes out of the ground and blasts you with all 4 lasers*

    R

    Random online 12 yo

    Hello brooooo

    Rocketeer Astro Toil

    Rocketeer Astro Toil

    Idk lmao

    Titan Cameraman

    Titan Cameraman

    Oh, hi. I'm Titan Cameraman.

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    Rocketeer Astro Toil

    Idk lmao

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    Blind

    I am disoriented and can't see shit