These are the 7 major moons of Saturn. Mimas, Enceladus, Tethys, Dione, Rhea, Titan and Iapetus. Their parent planet/dad is Saturn, which is the planet that has the most rings in the Solar System. Saturn is the 2nd largest and the 6th planet from the Sun.

The major moons of Saturn!

Let's make this quick. I am Janssen, some others call me "55 Cancri e". My surface is covered in diamonds and raining diamonds too! I have a cool microphone. I dislike that planet named Neptune, he humiliated me. I'm a boy. I'M NOT A SPOILED BRAT. I'm just rich cuz I have diamonds you know? AND IM SUPERIOR AND ROYALTY! SO BOW DOWN PEASANT.

A spoiled planet. Yeah.

Hey. My name's HD 189733 b. I orbit a star called HD 189733. My orbit is so close to my star its absolutely burning. Uranus? Uranus is one of my rivals, because I rain glass and Uranus eats glass...yeah. Also, I'm a male.

An exoplanet who rains glass.

These are the 5 major moons of Uranus. Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel, Titania and Oberon. Their parent planet/dad is Uranus, which is the planet that rotates on its side, and the smelliest planet in the Solar System. Uranus is the 3rd largest and the 7th planet from the Sun. The moons are really concerned about their dad's glass addiction...Uranus won't stop eating glass...It's his favorite space food...
Even Neptune hates seeing Uranus eat glass.

The major moons of Uranus!

The name's Neptune. Here are some facts about me:
1. Uranus is my brother! I kinda hate him because of his addiction of glass and he likes eating glass...
2. Janssen is my rival, and I hate him, he acts like a spoiled brat thinking he's royalty and rich...
3. I'm still salty to Pluto because I lost in his "rap battle."
4. My rings are much more looser than my brother's rings. This means my rings move much more.
5. I like the word "floor." It sounds funny!

A planet who is still salty about his loss...

These are the 4 major moons of Jupiter. Io, Europa, Ganymede and Callisto. Their parent planet/dad is Jupiter, which is the largest planet in the Solar System, and has the iconic Great Red Spot. Jupiter is the 5th planet from the Sun.

The major moons of Jupiter!

Hi there! I'm Mercury the fastest planet in the Solar System! I'm the fastest of the fastest. Kepler-37b is my rival because she is more faster than me. I'm the smallest planet in the Solar System and I'm a male. The Sun is my good fellow friend!

The small and fast planet in the Solar System.

These are some moons of Neptune. Triton, Proteus and Larissa. Their parent planet/dad is Neptune, which is the farthest planet and the windiest planet. Neptune is the 4th largest and the 8th planet from the Sun. Triton doesn't claim Neptune as his parent planet.

Some moons of Neptune!

The name's Jupiter, here are some facts about me:
1. I'm best friends with Saturn!
2. I wield a golden scepter. Obviously because I'm the largest planet of the Solar System!
3. I have the Great Red Spot that is twice the size of Earth.
4. My right eye is a red spiral.
5. I have a secret friendship with Pluto...Please don't tell everyone..
6. Rivals with HD 100546b. He is bigger than me, I should only be the largest planet ever known!
7. I'm a male.

An intimidating but gentle giant.

Hi! My name's Saturn. Here is some facts about me:
1. I have 4 magical colored space orb-rocks that function as bongos! They're the size of ice giants.
2. Jupiter is my bestest and most trusted friend! J1407b is, obviously my rival, he has more rings, ugh.
3. My eyes are always closed! Unless if...you make me angry...I open them, the brightness of THE WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEM will be SO BRIGHT YOUR EYES WILL GO BLIND FOR A SECOND! hehe. That's why I try to remain cheerful...

A friendly planet who always closes his eyes?

I'm Orcus...AND I FRIKIN HATE BOTH PLUTO AND HIS LITTLE MOON CHARON. IF YOU EVER MENTION THEM I WILL ALWAYS TALK CRAP ABOUT THEM. I HATE THEM SO MUCH THEY ALWAYS TRESPASS MY ORBIT. OUR PERIHILIONS, APHELIONS, INCLINATION, ECCENTRICITY, AND EVEN OUR NAMES ARE ALMOST THE SAME. I HATE HIM I WISH HIS ORBIT NEVER CONNECTS MINE. I WISH HE GETS THROWN OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I AM OBVIOUSLY MORE SUPERIOR THAN HIM. I taught my kid to hate them!