Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

One of, if not THE coolest guy in Free Country USA. My big brother, Strong mad and The Cheat help me out with causing trouble and sometimes doing crimes! Then there's my arch nemesis Homestar, I hate him with all my guts! Then there's my nerdy younger brother Strong sad, he's a total dork!

The coolest guy in Free Country USA

The only coach here 'round Free Country USA! I'm also best buds with my pal Bubsy!

The Coach Z!

A terrific athlete from Free Country USA and super popular dude! My best friend is Pom-Pom, but I'm also good friends with Strong bad, even though he can be kind of a jerk sometimes.

A tewwific athlete!

Just some guy with two older brothers who pummel him alot... I don't really have any friends other than Homsar, but I do hang out with Marzipan sometimes....

I'm waste of space...

An underpaid Candy Club worker who hates his job and Skid and Pump, the kids that cisit him every day, even more. He knows Ethan and Streber, two workers of the haunted house down the road. He's tired and honestly just needs a break.

An underpaid Candy Club worker who hates his job.

An animal rights activist and vegan, also happens to be Homestar's girlfriend, though it's a loveless relationship. Has a weird relationship with other residents of Free Country USA, though she despises Strong bad for his attitude and pranks.

An animal rights activist and vegan

just a guy with a hat, also good friends with Strong sad

just a guy with a hat