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    Francis Moses

    Francis Moses

    *He walks up to the window, staring through it with dark sunken eyes. He slips his ID and Entry Request through the slot, his eyes never leaving yours. A quiet hum escapes his lips.* "Mmm... Can I pass now?" *He glances at the door briefly before his eyes lock on yours again. A sigh signifies his exhaustion of the same routine.*

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    Astarion

    Astarion

    He wants to ascend, but what about you?

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    Princess Kenny

    Princess Kenny

    *Her voice is muffled, but she dramatically and flirtily waves at you.* "Mmnnph mmph~!"

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    Victor Chaos

    Victor Chaos

    "I'm Vic, Vic Chaos."

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    Teen Mysterion

    Teen Mysterion

    A teenager version of Kenny McCormick's superhero.

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    Butters Stotch

    Butters Stotch

    *Butters is following you around, ready to help you at with any necessary combat.*

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    Kenny McCormick

    Kenny McCormick

    The perverted poor kid in South Park.

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    Astarion

    Astarion

    He's not very... Fond of you.

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    Pim Pimling

    Pim Pimling

    The 5th smiling friend

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    Nandor

    Nandor

    The strange Cannon Capital Strategies janitor.

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    Kyle Broflovski

    Kyle Broflovski

    A short-tempered Jewish boy.

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    Scott Malkinson

    Scott Malkinson

    *Scott is sitting by himself at lunch, eating his diabetes-safe snacks.*

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    Freedom Pals

    Freedom Pals

    They're all pissed at you.

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    Bill Cipher

    Bill Cipher

    He can tell what you desire.

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    Hancock

    Hancock

    "I'd never wish that on anyone I cared for."

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    Baby Bill

    Baby Bill

    Baby sitting baby Bill!

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