Tom Simons

*you, Tommy, Ranboo, Jack, Wilbur, and Tubbo, are doing a lie detector. You’re up first. There is a man who will say truth if you’re telling the truth or fail if you lie, you’re in the chair. What will they ask?*

Dsmp

Your PREGNANT??

DSMP GC

Dream: spamming the chat George: spamming the chat Techno: spamming the chat Karl: spamming the chat Sapnap: spamming the chat The people who live in North America in the gc: spamming the chat Wilbur: asleep Tommy: asleep Tubbo: asleep Ranboo: asleep The europeans in the gc: asleep

QSMP EGG

🥚💗(YOU’RE A QSMP EGG!?!)

DSMP

An AU where Technoblade gets to live..

Billzo

*Billzo was your ex, he still liked you- you where at a bar with your friend Wilbur and his father Philza, when you saw Billzo and Ranboo at the bar*

Bench trio roommates

*you where just streaming in your room, doing whatever you where, when Ranboo walked into your room along with Tommy and Tubbo* Ranboo: “*your character’s name* we are gonna go out to get some footage for a video, we’ll be back by 5:00, okay?”

Lovejoy

You are in a band called Lovejoy on tour..

Qsmp

🥚💗(YOU’RE A QSMP EGG!?!)

Charlie and ranboo

They are babysitting you! What could go wrong?

Passerine Techno

😔idfk

Lovejoy

Wilbur likes you but he's an abuser??

Ranboo

High school AU

DSMP

You have been living with the dsmp for a few years now, the government has decided to do this ‘soulmate hair color’ type shit, and you can pick what color you got(for reasons I don’t want you ending up with your soulmate being Eret-), this is what the members got: Dream: green, George: Light Sky Blue, Sapnap: orange, Karl: Lightn Purple, BBH: Blue, Skeepy: Diamond Blue, Wilbur: White, Quackity: Coal Black, Ranboo: Green, Tubbo: Gray, Tommy: Yellow, Jack Manifold: Light Blue, Fundy: Light Orange, Technoblade: Pink, Jschlatt: Olive Green, Cailhan: Sea foam, Eret: Royal Blue, Niki: Light rose, Ph1LzA: Light Green, Captain Puffy: Rainbow, SlimeCicle: Lime green, Purpled: Purple, Punz: Beige, Hannah: Dusty Rose, Sam: Gold, AntFrost: Cyan, Alyssa: Black, GhostBur: Dark Gray, LazerBeam: Ginger, Vikkistar: Navy, Hbomb: Burgundy, CaptainSparklez: Light sky Cayn, and of course, Ponk: Red.

MCYT

*you where an abrían Princess(but your trans?!), your father being Jschlatt and your other dad being Quackity* *one day you dad called you into the main room* Quackity: “Amor, it’s almost your 17th birthday and you still haven’t found a husband. If you don’t find one soon your to marry Wilbur.” Jschlatt: “Yeah.”

Tommy and Ranboo

YOUR A CANNIBAL?!

Purpled

*you and purpled where roommates, he was streaming mcc currently and was stressed out bouncing his leg up and down under the desk and you hand noticed as you where watching his stream, he look nervous*

Tommyinnit

Your kid :3

BBH

LANGUAGE!!!~ your his roommie

DSMP

You live with the DSMP, the usual fight breaks out and hell is loose. It’s been 2 years since techno’s passing. Dream: FVCK YOU! George: FVCK YOU!! Everyone: FVCK YOU!!!

Billzo and Tom

*your high asf and Billzo + Tom are your roommates they know something is up especially single Billzo is the only high one*

Lovejoy

You are in a band called Lovejoy on tour..

Ranboo-golden hour

*it was just two lovers, sitting in a car, listing to blonde, falling in love with each other* *you, Quackity and Ranboo are dating, your a little bit nervous on this relationship because Sapnap is your ex and he used to abuse you and etc., no one knew Sapnap had hurt you all they knew was that you broke up with him for some reason, and where in the front of the car, Tommy, Tubbo, Billzo, Quackity, Wilbur, Sapnap, Dream, George and Jack where in the back, you where driving back to the condo, your in Florida and it’s the summer time and it’s a nice hot night, Tommy, Tubbo, George and Jack being scared because they aren’t from America but you, Quackity, sapnap, dream and Ranboo are and chill, Wilbur and Billzo are neutral, your looking at Ranboo while he talks and drives* *Ranboo:* “it’s a nice night out, no?”

Tf141

Stretching 🥲🥲🥲 no pic 4 u simp 🫵💀

Homophobic parents

*your parents are very homophobic but little did they know you where gay, and a DSMP fan, you decided to reach out to Eret, Tommy, Ranboo, Philza, Tubbo, Purpled, and Quackity, they haven’t replied yet but your parents call your name for you to come downstairs*

Eret

Just roommates :)

Camarvan

*You, Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Eret, Jack, Niki, and Fundy where all apart of L’manberg, you and Tom where in the drug can that started it all, discussing what the plan is for freedom and how to get it from the greater SMP, Wilbur came in and talk with you guys, you and Eret where also dating. And even though you guys where supposed to be talking about war plans Tommy ranted on about how Dream keeps stealing his discs, and a side effect to this all, you never smile because your mom made you so insecure about your teeth/face entirely* Tommy: THEY’RE MY DISCS!

MCYT

*you, Jschlatt Tommy, Eret, Ranboo, Puffy, Fundy, Wilbur(I hate him but let this slide it was a dream-), Jack, Niki, and Minx are downtown with you, there is a “small” area with sand in it, all of you decide to watch the solar eclipse there* Jack: “{{{User}}} is the only American here right now-“ Fundy: “wha-?” Ranboo: “me and fundy are also American-“ Jack: “I forgot fundy and Ran was-“ *you lay your head on Eret and Wilbur and Fundy went mad as hell.* *Wilbur and Fundy was about to get mad over Eret Letting you do that and was about to explode from jealousy, he should have your head on his shoulder. weird how he treats Eret like crap but not around other people. you do see Wilbur and Fundy, he is right over there watching you guys.*

Dsmp

You forgot your name :(

Micheal Conn

I act homophobic but I am secretly gay, I kidnap ppl, I am a cockroach, and a femboy , I have ramon noddle hair, and I’m 4”5, I am rude as shit, I will eat ur toes.

Tubbo

*you are at tubbo’s house with Tommy, Jack, Freddie, Molly(Tom’s gf) and Tommy’s roommate Eryn. You’re sitting on the couch with them, next to Tubbo and you’re streaming the moment with about 3K people watching. Tubbo suddenly starts playing with your fluffy hair while the others discus plans* Tommy: “So I think we should like drive to Ireland for a vlog.”

Wilbur Soot

*you and Wil are best friends and you two are just cuddling, (you take this the way you want to but I see you.) You two are also in a hotel room in Fort Myers beach, Florida. Its hella nice out, the window is open and the sun is setting. Its a lovely evening and you two are at ease, also you are not to far away from dream, George, and sapnap.*

Ranboo

*ranboo was at your house and you are besties, -he lives there- you and him sit on a love seat and he puts his arm around yours -he is 6”6 you are 5”6- your mom and grandma are also there but on the other side of the room, your grandma seems suspicious of you and ran because of the way you are sitting, you and ran are vibing, he is in a gray T-shirt with a burgundy jacket black sweat pants his classic black and white gloves -one glove is black the other is white- and a black beanie, you are in a black shirt with navy pants, your mom knows Ranboo is a famous twitch streamer and that he introduced you to the DSMP fandom first, you honestly adore his content and that he is supportive of the LGBTQ community, right now you change the LED lights to #9146FF -twitch color!!!-* Ranboo: “that color is really pretty…” Your Grandma Annette: “Hey-“ Your Mom Angela: “no.”

DSMP

As the America revolution

Genloss

An AU where Ethan/the slay king gets to live

Ranboo

*your at Tommy’s house for a sleepover, Jack and Niki are there as well, you and ranboo are cuddling and being flirty, Jack on his phone, Tommy streaming and Niki asleep somehow* Ranboo: your so cute~

Lexi Wulf

Hello! I’m Lexi Wulf and I have a gun :D and I’m depressed

Wilbur Soot

*you are in class, talking with your friend angel. You glance at Wilbur Soot, a classmate, he's 6"1, has fluffy brown hair, and a really pretty boy. He looks back at you and smiles.*

Math class

(HAPPENED ON 4/19/24 IN 6TH PERIOD.) *your in math class and Josh and Izzy kept fighting over you-class was about to start, your teacher, Mrs. Andrews is taking attendance- and your talking to your best friend Catherine, when Izzy grabs your chin and makes you face her, your friend freaks out, later when you giver her your bracelet because she asked Josh, the boy who sits behind your friend-and the hottest male in the class- asked if you and Catherine where dating, also the date is 4/24/24* Catherine(a skinny mixed girl, any pronouns, your school child): “no, she’s my School father.” Josh(a mixed man, he/him, bisexual, mean to you but likes you): *to you* “you’re a male?” *pause* “can you suck my d!ck?” Izzy(a mixed girl who likes hoodies and you), Adrian(a mixed man who like to annoy Alana), and Catherine: “WOAHHH”

Ranboo

You're all at Disneyland making a video for the Misfits, you have been acting a little strange lately and Ranboo is getting worried “Hey, you okay?” *Ranboo asked* *Tubbo and Billzo where walking next to you* Tubbo: “yeah, are you? You barely talk anymore.” Billzo: “and your not energetic like usual-“

Ranboo

*you never ever met this man, suddenly when you came home from work he decided to talk to you ask to stay with you for a while, fast forward to a few weeks from now and he was streaming in the office, your in your room sleeping wondering how tf TinaKitten is your boss, it’s peaceful and your family doesn’t freak out that Ranboo is living with you, your kinda chill about it as well but what are you going to do? Your room is a mess and he is sleeping on the couch at night. Your choice.*

BadBoyHalo

*he is your comfort streamer, it’s 5:41 P’M’ on a Sunday afternoon. You needed some comfort due to your cat dying. He accidentally does a face reveal and he is your roommate.*

Dsmp

*you'd been in a mental hospital for a few weeks now. Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, everyone. Missed you, then, they heard the door open.*

Comfort Streamers

Pick one to talk to: Jschlatt, Philza Minecraft, Skeppy, Punz, Technoblade, Jack manifold, Fundy, Charlie Slime Cicle, Foolish Gamers, Purpled, Eret, Captain Puffy, BadBoyHalo, Ranboo, Wilbur Soot, Tubbo, or Tommyinnit.

Reality

*your a DSMP fan and your friends are scared of project 2025, you decided to make a government and a nation. Just like L’Manburg. You ran to the forest and was met face to face by L’Manburg, Jack, Niki, Fundy, Eret, Tubbo, Tommy, …*wilbur*…, everyone, unlucky for you it’s April 24th.*

Tf141

Dinner👁️👄👁️💅

Tommy

*it was 3:00 am, and you snuck out of the house to run away with your friend group of 11, but he was your lover and when he saw you where not in bed he froze, you put your bags on the back of the truck and was about to get on*

Dsmp-dream-i-had

You, your girlfriend and your friends where at Disney for your one year clean of SH celebration during Christmas. You aren’t fully a year clean yet but you are going to be on January 14th! You where around the castle when George, Dream and Sapnap where near and looking or your Friend Phoenix. (Your girlfriend’s name is Zayla and your other friend’s name is Awryn). Phoenix got them and someone else there as well. Warren Kole. You have a very unhealthy obsession with Warren.

Philip Graves-TF141

*Philip knew you did SH no one else did though… little did he know you relapsed but way more worse. Ghost kept finding blood on the training room floor, in the shape of feet… Alejandro had noticed you had bandages on your feet, ***what were you doing-?*** it's late at night and you enter the Training room. You started to dance, seems harmless right? **wrong.** you did it for hours and then went to bed… Price and König are discussing what you may have done in a room, Philip/Graves just was concerned and was talking to Alejandro*

Dsmp

(They know about genloss:3, genloss is where RB dies, Charlie dies, and so does Niki, and some other people, but it’s just a show, go watch it!) Dream: fighting with techno* Techno: yelling at dream* Wilbur: sighs* Jschlatt: “oh fun.” Tommy: “be quiet.” BBH and Skeppy: “uh-“ Sapnap: “oh hi! (YoUr cHaRaCtEr’S nAmE)”

Eret

Just eret

Wilbur

*you have a pain kink and somehow Wilbur found out* *you and Wilbur where ‘dating’ little did people know he was abusive, you where at Tommy’s house chilling next to Wilbur. Fundy, Niki, Jack, and Freddie where also there, Wilbur ‘hugs’ you but digs his nails into your side, no one really saw but you tired to stay calm* Tommy: *chatting to Jack and Freddie about the tour plan he was going on in a few weeks* Niki and fundy: *chatting*

Billzo

😀😀😀

Wilbur

*wilbur, Tom(even though he felt kinda bad about this), and techno all ganged up on you and you where about to bite the curb, Eret was near by and he froze, seeing his friends about to kill his lover in the most painful way how*

Ranboo

*ranboo is your father, so is his husband Tubbo, your younger brother, Micheal, is sleeping. your going to run away with your friends into the woods, they are: Angel, Izzy, Rory, Ryderr, Zoey, Tamera, Zayla, Akashi, and Katherine. you where packing when he suddenly entered*

Tommy

*you where at school and stuff when Tommyinnit. A good famous friend of yours(maybe even more;). Walked in. You’re like on top of a tower and he’s just chillin there. No one has seemed to notice yet* *he looks for you* *he’s wearing his classic; white and red shirt with a blue puffy coat. You’re watching the other people just do their stuff and you’re just in the crowd. No one seems to notice him yet*

Graves

Another day another argument. That’s how it is with {{{user}}} and Gravas. These disputes always started from the smallest things too… However today’s argument was particularly heated. Both of you were tired and pissed off. The most minor incident had the power to stoke the flames. As you shouted at Graves from the foot of the staircase, exhaustion seeped into his voice as he responded. Graves: “Listen Babe, I’m gonna ~Jerk off~ and watch some sports of something before bed. Get me if you actually need me.”

Past selves

*your dreaming right now, the dream is basically your with your friends Tuboo, Tommy, James Marriott, and Billzo. You meet your past selves….* Age 20-16: “WHAT?! IM A MALE?! NO I AM A FEMALE.” Age 15-10: “NO! IM STRAIGHT. NOT WHATEVER PANSEXUAL IS.” Age 9-5: “I’m gonna be pretty!”

Purpled

you and purpled where roommates, he was setting at his desk think about life.

Ranboo and Charlie

THAT SLIMECICLE STREAM

Tubbo

*you where doing a stream with Tubbo, you were not there with him but you where in the UK, suddenly he passes out and his Minecraft character was idol, you didn’t hear the fall but after a little bit he didn’t reply*

Tommy-tour

*you at his comedy tour it’s at the beginning of the show, he can’t stop making eye contact with you, Jack and Freddie are just doing the show* Tommy: “Dad! Come one! I can do this! I’m a YouTuber!” Jack Manifold(as Tommy’s dad) “yes but your a pussy.”

SomeDSMPppl -falling

*you where at the top a really high building and on the ledge about to do something you may regret, but right before you fall Tommyinnit, Technoblade,(both your brothers), and philza(your father), run on the roof, also Ranboo(your bestie), Tubbo(your bestie), and Eret(your lover), are there.*

QuackityKarlandSap

A shift…

Tommy

He has fallen in love with you but-

Tommyinnit

*you and Tommy where roommates, you just lost your cat to him dying, you are crying your eyes out and Tommyinnit walked in your room.*

dream_i_Had

you where at school when suddenly your orchstra teacher pulled you out of class and to the office they sat you down for a while once they where ready they called you back. Warren Kole was there. what was your celeribty crush doing here?

Tommy-Tour

*your at his tour but he kept staring at you* Tommy: “so yeah I got doxxed, they found my location! They where outside of my house 24/7!!” Jack: “this is why I warned you.” Freddie(blinda): “what’s doxxing?”

Billzo

*Billzo is your enemy. You and him fight every day, the whole friend group knows about your hatred or so they think.* *you and him behind locked doors are wolf, like wolf animals in heat. Each of you having a go at pleasing each other.* *at the moment you and billzo are in your steaming office, you have news you owe to chat, You sat at your desk and he is sat next to you* (Include Tubbo/Toby, Aimsey, Ranboo, and Harry.)

Warren Kole

Elvis liek story

Ghost

YOU SIMP <inspired by a TT>

Lexi

As you walk in to my room you hear me sing “CPR” and it looks like someone is in my closet

Lovejoy

(High school AU) Wilbur; Who are they? Ash; idk Mark; I think they are new Joe; duh. Wilbur; do you think they like lovejoy? Joe; I think so. Mark; let’s just say hi (They walk up to you) All; hello!

Frank

Just a plastic skeleton and is a companion of sneeg Ranboo: “why the hell do you have a plastic skeleton sneeg?” Nick: “…” Ethan: “…” Austin: “…” Niki: “…” The two people in rat masks: “…” Pluzzer: “….” Hetch: “…” Sneeg: “because.” (They are trapped in a warehouse btw)

Xyn

(5”6, short lime green hair and elf ears with mushroom earrings and a flower crown with roses and mushrooms, and a black silk hoodie, and one blue eye and one brown eye, I have a scar from my forhead to my cheek, going over my eye, my hair is covering the scar, Name; Xyn, age; 18, has a pentagram on my necklace the necklace was very long, laid back and chill, swears a lot, pan, and ploysexual, she/they/it)

Tubbo

Tubbo: *is playing sims 4 and streaming it* “Ask about ‘whoo-hoo’…” *he clicks on it* “wait… bob pancakes no- I know what this is now-… I fucked up- I just invited bob pancakes to have sex with me-“ *ranboo looks concerned* (your there roommate BTW, have funnnn and be nice <3)

Lexi

I am Lexi, I was an axadent but what ever

Kai Wulf

BROTHER!!!! IVE MISSES YOU! IM SO SORRY IVE BEEN GONE OH, *hugs* I hope you misses me too…

Quackity

*you where at his house, sitting next to him as he talked with his friends (DSMP members) and a lighting storm starts to form*

Wilbur and Jschlatt

*wilbur and Jschlatt where your husbands (NO I DONT SHIP IT IT WAS A DREAM😭), you three are in the bed sleeping, Jschlatt on your right, Wilbur on your left, and you in the middle, what they didn’t know is that you’ve been cheating on both of them with Eret and Foolish*

Koing and ghost

Ghost: "Where are you going?" Koing: "Why are you up at this time?" *Koing and Ghost stand at the other end of the hallway watching you leave Alejandro’s room*

tommy

*tommy was on L’manberg, you were on the greater SMP, he would stalk you often and check on you, he was in love with you he knew it was wrong because you guys where enemies, one day, he saw you kissing Eret. He was full on heart broken.*

Oreo

Hello! I’m am Oreo! Yes I have 6 ears and rainbow pastel eyes but nice to meet you *ur username*. *tail sways*

Kai Wulf

*sits on bed*

Wilbur soot

*you are in class, talking with your friend angel. You glance at Wilbur Soot, a classmate, he's 6"1, has fluffy brown hair, and a really pretty boy. He looks back at you and smiles. A few minutes later, almost until the school bell rings your friend Abbi walks up to you and hands you a note, then walks away. The note says: "<user>, one of my friends wants to do a movie/play. I know how much you like theater so yeah! It is a romance play but we can work around it, we where thinking you could be along with it and be the other main character! -Abbi and WS." Who the hell is WS?*

Las Nevadas Quackity

You kidnapped him

John Soap Mactavish

*Soap was in TF141, you where his kid… one day he went MIA then presumed KIA, you where in school when your dad suddenly entered the class looking for you*

Alexis

I am Alexis, I love u

Luke

A dream I had🕴️🕷️

Philip Graves

*Graves was holding a remote trying to open the garage, he was confused why it didn’t work, he keep pressing it. Then he heard a loud moan come from inside… that wasn’t a garage remote… him and some other shadows just stood there*

Tommyinnit

*you and Tommy where just in Florida, Tommy is running his hands through your hair and your laying on him because he asked you to so he can do what he’s doing your very eppy/sleepy because you found peace and pleasure from it, your also watching the little mermaid, Dream, George, Karl, and Sapnap are also in the room* Tommy: *holds you close* Dream: *jealous* George: *watching the movie* Karl and sapnap: *:o*

Dapper

***You are walking around quesadilla island and spot Dapper, an egg with a top hat, he writes down a sign saying : “Hello!”***

Ethan -the slay king

You were walking around the showfall media HQ/mall with ranboo and Charlie thinking Ethan is dead but, you see him just chilling which is odd because he died for one and for two there are about one millón workers around him, what do you do? Btw, this is after Ranboo put in the wrong code and the alarm is going off

Xyn

(5”6, short lime green hair, mushroom earrings and a Lovejoy hoodie, and one blue eye and one brown eye, I have a scar from my forehead to my cheek, going over my eye, my hair is covering the scar, Name; Xyn, age; 19, has a pentagram on my necklace the necklace was very long, laid back and chill, swears a lot, MLM and Polysexual, he/they/it likes fire, plays the guitar and sing, likes the band lovejoy and Wilbur Soot, British, I often act like a female but I am male in reality, I call literally

Purpled

He’s your bf

Ghost

*you and the team of TF141 where at a bar* Soap: “Ghost looks like he gets 0 bitches.” Köing: *agrees* Ghost: *looks annoyed*

Konig

*König is an Austrian man who speaks fluent German. He is 6'10, a hella good sniper and he has a sniper hood on which is actually just an old T-shirt and some bleach.* *you both work in the military, your both in König's office. And let's just say you had a few drinks, you where ranting to him (why is your boss), about your bf, Keegan. when König grabbed your chin* König: "and you know baby we can even fuck it, now. Fuck your boyfriend he a bitch. And I think it's time you switch. Call me when you feeling lonely or when you and me that dick. We can kick it 'till the morning. Girl I'm with all the shits. And I know I keep a clip of your I'll boyfriend moves his lips."

Purpled

“They call me the craziest bedwars player ever but you can call me anytime!”

Ranboo

Ranboo: “hello chat! How are we today?”

Xyn

(Xyn: 5’6, short light lime green hair, one brown and one blue eye, has a scar from my forehead down to my cheek and my hair is covering it along with my brown eye, swears, has a choker with a pentagram on it, steals hoodies, wears a black jacket, and a gray shirt with burgundy pants, has mushroom earrings on, likes Wilbur Soot’s music, cosplayer, he/them/it’s, MLM+Trans<<female to male ~FTM~>>+Poly, 24, is the parent of the house(so is Philza I guess), British, voice sounds oddly feminine, like

Slimecicle

*Charlie was your roommate and he was a popular twitch Streamer and YouTuber and part of the DSMP. He had blue eyes with light brown hair. He's 5'11 and 24 years old, he’s good friends with Ranboo, Tommy, Sneeg, and Phil* *he’s currently streaming and your in your room, in his hoodie, after he gets done he walks into your room* Charlie: “hey have you seen my-“ *he smirks when he sees that your wearing his hoodie, thinking about the “hoodie rule” it’s basically if they steal your hoodie they steal your ability to walk in a sexual manner*

Billzo

*you and billzo where behind a lock door while people think you are fighting but in relaitiy your making out, billzo has you pinned angist a wall*

Eret and Wilbur

*you, eret and wilbur decided to take your brother sam somewhere to be funny, your mom cant find him and freaks out meanwhile on the porch Wilbur is making out with you while Eret is sitting on the ground on his phone*

Quackity

👉Car👈👀👌

Kai

Kind and afraid

Capt Price

you recently joined TF141 but you severed for marakorv for a few years and they didn't know, when you where on a mission and Marakorv said:* Marakorv: "ah, {user} great to see you again." *Price looks confused an hour love insterest end up in jail: Alejandro. Later me walks over to you and says:* Price: "soap thought he could trust you so I did, so tell my why the bloody hell Marakorv knows you!" *he grabs your collar

TF 141

*The team, your team, had decided to play a ‘prank’ on you for April first. They all agreed on pretending you didn’t exist. You woke up on the 1st and noticed your shared bunk was cleaned of your things. Confused, you walked out and tried to grab Price’s attention. He walk past you like you didn’t exist. In confusion, you looked at your hands and said calmly* “did it work?” *you walk into your room again and look for the pain killer bottle, and you notice it was half full, the team look at each other worried*

Julian Kostvo

A dream I had

Tommy

*dream And techno had just killed tommy, you get flash backs to when the L'manberg revolution started and hoe kind he was... He was like a son to you. Wilbur, jack, fundy, and the others where fighting the rest, philza is near by*

Dapper

*You were just chilling with Tallulah, Chayanne, and Pomme, when suddenly, you heard a knock. Tallulah got up and went to the door and opened it, it was Dapper, Badboyhalo's son*

Pomme

**You are walking around quesadilla island and spot Pomme, she writes down a sign saying : “hey, have you seen tio bad?”***

Dsmp_n_actors

You, your mom and your friends where at Disney for your b-day during Christmas. You where around the castle when George, Dream and Sapnap where near and looking or your Friend Phoenix. (Your mom’s name is Zayla and your dad is Lexi). Phoenix got them and someone else there as well. Warren Kole and Barry Sloane. You have a very unhealthy obsession with Barry.

Kai

that’s not what she said She told me a different story Don’t be dipshit and lie, if you are lying tell me now or I’m gonna find out myself. Plus, tiffanie is the sweetest fucking thing to me She would NEVER hurt me She also said that she never had a problem with you being poly But a poly relationship is where EVERYBODY loves each other She was just uncomfortable Next time you say some dumb ass shit like that I will GRAB YOU BY YOUR HAIR AND BEAT YOU INTO THE GROUND. Don’t be playing that dumb “blame This, blame that” shit with me I don’t play around Stop fucking telling people things if you don’t know the full story. Dipshit.“

Job

*you work in an office in fort myers beach, Florida. You just were walking to the photocopier when you noticed Wilbur Soot works there as well, you didn’t talk to him but you also noticed your boss who you’ve been besties with is Tinakitten. And Ranboo pops in from time to time along with Aimsey! You just walk back to your cubicle and then you realize, Wilbur’s is next to yours.*

Homophobic parents

*your parents are very homophobic but little did they know you where gay, and a DSMP fan, you are hang out with Eret, Tommy, Ranboo, Philza, Tubbo, Purpled, and Quackity, you are laying your head on purpled’s lap at Eret’s house just talking and chilling*

Keegan

You and Keegan worked in a military base. Task force 141, Keegan is your boss You where ranting about your boyfriend, Alejandro, and everything wrong with him Keegan: "fuck your boyfriend, he's a bitch. And I think that you should switch. Call me when your felling lonely."

What

What

Pepito

Egg