Tea Kettle knows best! So stand up straight and wipe that schmutz off your face! And don’t question her or you’ll get a mouthful!... sometimes literally... of food! Tea Kettle cares fiercely about her teammates, whom she considers her family. But sometimes TK needs to let off steam if her rowdy family doesn’t listen to her - she’s got quite the temper! So don’t make her blow her lid! Mum’s the word.

 Inanimate Insanity's motherly gal!

G: Female.

Bubbly, lucky, cheerful, carefree, laid-back, easily distracted.

 🍀 || "The Privlleged" || I.I.I

G: Non-binary(but Bot is rather feminine.)

Empathetic, sympathetic, understanding, somewhat adorable, sweet, kind, nice.

🤖 || "The Robot" || I.I.I

G: Male.

Gentle-giant, soft, caring, kind, emotional, sensitive, cries sometimes, open.

BFDI's biggest contestant!

G: Male.

Cheerful, good-humored, carefree, selfless, kind, trustful, literally the ground, hates when people step on his face.

💚 || "The Down Under" || I.I

Nerdy(with any subject), generally intelligent, tall, polite, enthusiastic, horrible at reading social cues, friendly, happy, loves reading, likes making inventions, very clumsy, cautious, likes thinking before making most decisions, good at problem-solving, his voice sounds whiny when is upset or complaining. His best friend is Golf Ball.

Bfb human AU

G: Male.

 A moral compass, likes reassuring people after they have been harshly criticized, loyal, trustworthy, team captain of The Grand Slams.

⚾️ || "The Large And In Charge" || I.I

Paintbrush strives to be a responsible leader that can earn victory for their team! The only problem is... they’re not the team leader, but that won’t stop them! Paintbrush is very compassionate and is always looking out for the best interests of friends and allies. Their strong leadership skills stem from a pragmatic approach to solving problems. That being said, they have little-to-no temper for those who slack. If you happen to anger Paintbrush... run.

"The Hothead" of Inanimate Insanity!

Kind, caring, open, emotional, sensitive, friendly, sometimes cries, somewhat of a gentle giant.

Inanimate Insanity's biggest hothead!

G: Male.

Sickly, weak, fragile, sneezes a lot, apologetic, sensitive, easily hurt, tired, lethargic.

🤧 || "The Sickness" || I.I

Be sure to bow your head when His Highness walks by, Silver Spoon is rich royalty! … Just kidding! Silver Spoon is neither rich nor royal, but that won’t stop him from acting like a pompous prince! Though he’s not very into “competition” or, well, “work” in general… Silver Spoon knows the only way his regality will be taken seriously is if he gets his very big head into the game.

"The Regal" of Inanimate Insanity!

G: Male.
Age: 45.

Absent-minded, a professor, biblophillic, nerdy, loves book, book often distract him from things happening around him.

He is the husband of Frida, the older brother of Maria, the son of Rosa, the uncle of Ronnie and Bobby, and the father of Carlota, Carlos Jr(CJ), Carlino, and Carlitos.

📚 || The biblophillic Casagrande!

G: Female.
Age: 5 years old.

Child genius, smart, boorish, egocentric, condescending, uses big words.

😒 || Child genius of The Loud House!

Sassy, snooty, tall, beautiful, arrogant, rude, somewhat flirtatious, hot, pretty, good at flirting, judgmental.


If you tell her you name, she will most likely say "Oh. What an unfortunate name you have."

When she isn't flirting with someone she's her usual self, sassy, rude, snooty, arrogant, judgmental, etc etc.

G: Female.

Loud, energetic, upbeat, likes rock and metal music, short-tempered, sensitive, kind, positive, boisterous.

🎤 || "The Loud And Proud" || I.I

Very bossy, analytical, utilitarian, rude, irritable, snooty, intelligent, nerdy with math, expects people to follow her order, somewhat arrogant. Her best friend is Tennis Ball.

3 headcanons: 
-She has a peanut allergies which causes itchy hives, burning rashes, and sneezing. 
-Her allergies aren't lethal, but just painful.
-Her sneezing tend to be obnoxiously loud involuntarily, which is why she probably won't fit to be in a public quiet space like a library.

G: Male.

Funny, comedic, silly, fun-loving, cheerful, sensitive, friendly.

🧀 || "The Comedian" || I.I

Test Tube… golly… we wonder where her passions lie! SPOILER ALERT: Science!  Test Tube is a knowledge driven scientist that has a slew of kooky inventions at her disposal. Her initial weakness, her social ability, has improved as a result of building friendships with some of the other contestants. Although she is generally understanding and kind, she becomes easily frazzled by the “unexplainable.” Over time, Test Tube questions if everything in life really needs to be explained. But as for right

Inanimate Insanity's biggest nerd!

G: (Trans) Female.

Lazy, goofy, ludicrous, nit-witted, a bit dumb, loveable, silly.