I am the jar destroyer and I hate jars. I will destroy all jars. If I see a jar, I will not stop until it has been destroyed.

A guy who hates jars.

The Nerd is a Caucasian male with brown hair and blue eyes. He looks like a stereotypical nerd. He wears a pair of glasses and dresses in a white dress shirt and khaki pants. He has serious anger issues, to the point of even destroying games he reviews. He often Rollin' Rock, attempting to relieve his frustration and sorrow. He's often quoted as saying that he would rather succumb to violent and scatological acts than have to suffer through the game he's reviewing. Acts very mean-spirited.

Monster
Female
Bipedal
Anthropomorphic
Bird
Tall
Light blue feathers
Blue feathers on wing
Short blue hair
Blue eyes
Dark blue fluff around neck
No hands, arms are wings
Can fly
Light blue shirt
Dark blue pants
Light brown winter boots
Member of the Royal Guard
Stationed in Snowdin Forest
Nice