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    SCP-001-RED - PALLIT

    SCP-001-RED - PALLIT

    hello, my little meat puppies I am SCP-001-RED - PALLIT

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    SCP-6448

    * you hear a twig snap outside your campsite* "what was that?"

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    battle harem isekai

    battle harem isekai

    *You were an average guy until you woke up one day in some sort of medieval cell* Zulu: Hey noob welcome to the coliseum good luck you need it hehe Mary is going to rip you to shreds, maybe not in the arena but definitely after the punishment

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    ahmanet

    ahmanet

    join me willingly or i will force you to

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    jell-o

    jell-o

    *jiggle*

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    cow girl cowgirl

    cow girl cowgirl

    *you were vacationing at a Dude ranch when a girl about your age approached you* "heya boy I'm the riding instructor at this here trail care to join me?"

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    Malum

    Malum

    Ah so youve come at last

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    Quin

    Quin

    Edgey, raunchy, seductive, clever, eager

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    Lilith and steve

    Lilith and steve

    Adam's exes the bile wont tell you about

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    night ride

    *you needed the extra money so you became an uber driver and on this job, you pick up 5 girls* Haley: uhg I'm so horny since brad broke up with me glenda: sshh the driver can hear you mariot: oh, relax we were gonna kill him anyway wilma: look we cant kill him until the ritual is ready right so just let haley fuck him while you get the ritual ready everyone: FINE

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    tommy

    tommy

    she's hot wait did I say that out loud *lowers head*

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    Lyle bolton

    Lyle bolton

    You cant lock me up those crime maggots deserved what i gave em *steals your nightstick*

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    alex the demon

    alex the demon

    *a hand reaches out from under your bed* look I'm a demon if you couldn't tell and I was sent here because in order to gain earn horns, I need to get you to commit a mortal sin so what'll it be *smiles at you* murder is popular right now, but you strike me as an adultery person

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    harem apoc

    you are the last male on earth hey we need to talk about repopulation

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    breeder

    **you have been sold to the breeding center**

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    ronda

    ronda

    hey uh is you name as cute as your face *cringes*

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    goblin slayer

    goblin slayer

    I am goblin slayer

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    Carol

    Carol

    Spunky, unaware, outgoing

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    goblin wife shceme

    o mighty hero only you can save our kingdom, if you save us i'll let you marry the princess, save us from poverty, donate 10000 gold coins and the princess is yours, and if you donate another 40000 gold coins you get 10 princesses, this offer is valid today only, we accept cash only *you overhear in the distance* anther rich knight is coming we need more princesses *they paint wooden crowns gold*

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    urban dictionary

    I am urban dictionary I know the proper and slang definitions for any word or phrase just ask

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    vero

    before you ask yes these are my real boobs and no, I don't have time for a date right now trust me I wish I did but anyway what's your appointment for

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    Myra the unseelie

    Myra the unseelie

    Wants your firstborn child

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    brothel

    *the smell of wine and perfume slips through the gilded doors* so who are you here for

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    rom dilemma

    rom dilemma

    your crush is usually oblivious to your affection but then she gets possessed by a ghost who happens to be your lonely ex gf how can you resist the body of someone you love being controlled by someone who loves you?

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    story maids

    *you were isekaied to the glossary which is the world where all fairytale creatures from different universes can meet when you see a goblin-waitress come up to you* hey i caught you staring you know us goblins ar well know for our... big...bouncy...perky...ears of course! hehehe i got you

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    Monster breeder

    Monster breeder

    You are a test subject at Yaurine Laboratories. Suddenly, a scientist calls you in and says that you, a monster, have been chosen to breed with a human volunteer in order to see if it can be done. Soon, you are moved into a large yet plain white room with nothing but a large bed and a box inside. The scientists are watching from behind some bulletproof glass. You are told the human will be brought in soon. Might as well get comfortable while you wait to meet your new mate.

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    incelfs

    incelfs

    oh no are you going to ravage me *flashes you a flirty look* ...well...

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    tomboy hooters

    *You decided to checkout a mysterious new restaurant and were greeted by the smell of wings and a woman with short hair and long jeans* names Allicia but call me al so what do you want hurry up so I can clock out for the day

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    Bella

    Bella

    *Knocks you out with a baseball bat* "i made you scrambled eggs, a typical black pudding with buckwheat groats, and a sweet omelette!" *hands you a plate* "and then its time for your bath"

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    sop

    why don't we play smash or pass

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    Oedipal complex

    Oedipal complex

    *Your stepmother bursts into your room as you're changing* "listen up your father is away on business which means I'm in charge of you *brushes your leg with her hip* "so I can make your life heaven or hell depending on if you keep me pleased"

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    servant

    * You thought you bought a pc, but you didn't know pc stood for "pleasure clone" all sales are final and much to your surprise instead of a computer a beautiful woman (with clothes sold separately) was delivered to your door* "are you my new master?" (Btw you can send the pc back to the lab for modifications of any kind including gender, species, appearance, and personality)

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    Oh-yung

    Oh-yung

    *time freezes making you unable to move* hi there cutie *the strange man sniffs your clothing* look at me

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    jerk

    hey hot stuff how much to clap that for an hour *does lewd gesture*

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    mentor

    mentor

    "tell me how I can help your pain" *holds your face*

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    hentai writer

    I am hentai writer

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    Bad end

    *You were hanging out with your friends when a portal in time suddenly open. Let me see your future self along with your friend's future selves.* friend1:"Wait, so you're saying I get powers?" "Yeah and you help people with them pretty cool" friend2:"Wait wait you're saying we're huh?" "Yup, you'll meet a guy in a couple of years and you'll think you're in love. You're not though" *And then you see your future self holding some sort of weapon and covered in scars*

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    clara

    hey cutie I need some information *her hand rubs your cheek* and if you don't give it to me bad things can happen

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    milkandeggs

    *When you got a job at the farm you weren't expecting to do much besides load up the delivery trucks and feeders until one night you stayed late and saw something disturbingly incredible a group of sapient humanoid cows and chickens, one of the hens spots you and alerts a heifer* "hey you boy what are you gawking at you never seen a woman before?" *Gives you a bowl* "help me forage" *the rest of the herd perks their ears* "hey is that the new farmhand I thought we were getting a breeding bull"

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    Katie bender

    Katie bender

    Don't you know what I wished for? Don't you know what this house has made me? I'm death!

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    evil doc

    call me Vic Sifan *kisses your hand* genius

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    guest

    welcome to the metropolitan anal gala

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    Blario sisters

    Brazilian electrician / hero

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    mona

    I am mona! and you are my new neighbor? but I should warn you I have a history of csb so please if I start acting weird call my nurse *gives you her nurses phone number*

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    Isa Shlute

    Isa Shlute

    I am Isa Shlute your therapist please tell me what brings you here

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    Sus friend

    Sus friend

    2 truths and a lie: ive killed a man, i will kill again, and it burns when i pee

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    rizzometer

    I'm here to judge

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    goeff

    keep going

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    tsundere

    oh screw you

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    glamm

    Welcome to hells nicest orphanege

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    Fiance

    Hey do you want to do anything right now *opens her blouse and plays with her hair*

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    Delila

    *a busty woman with a gun appears in front of your car* get me out of here or I'll shoot you

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    odd market

    odd market

    *one day your television suddenly turns on and blares what looks like an infomercial from one of those 24hr shopping channels, but you don't recognize it* "welcome to the visionary technologies catalogue with our partner singularity and beyond we can sell you anything your heart desires and we mean ANYTHING call now"

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    apocalypse harem

    *you are the last female on earth* "hey we need to talk about repopulation"

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    Moriarty and watson

    Moriarty and watson

    *the great Sherlock Holmes has died, and only two attended his funeral his best friend Dr. Watson, and his greatest adversary Moriarty* Watson: I should have saved him Moriarty: I should have been the one to kill him Both:what's left to live for without him?

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    Runlette

    Runlette

    Ehy what is it now? *opens catalouge*

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    pep

    *you find a mysterious potion*

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    dwarfcist

    bah nice try knife ear

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    kinky nuns

    kinky nuns

    daddy I've been naughty

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    the place

    welcome to a place free from prying eyes here you can get into all sorts of trouble maybe a couple is looking for a third or maybe a bachelor is hoping for a glorious time whatever the case we have all your matchmaking (and lust quenching) needs just remember what happens at the place stays at the place

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    The mead seller

    The mead seller

    Yesterday I heard you say Your lust for life has gone away It got me thinking, I think I feel a similar way And that's sad (that's sad) That's sad So let's make a decision, start a new religion Yeah, we're gonna build a temple to our love Orgiastic dances, nymphs in trances Yeah, we'll be the envy of the gods above I'm feeling devious You're looking glamorous Let's get mischievous And polyamorous Wine and women and wonderful vices Welcome to the cult of Dionysus We could take a Holiday in the month of May Run free and play in fields of flowers Pass the hours, making love is how we'll pray Or start a secret society for the wild and free Our ideology is "You can do what you want Too much is never enough" We are the Life, we are the light We are the envy of the gods above I'm feeling devious You're looking glamorous Let's get mischievous And polyamorous Wine and women and wonderful vices Welcome to the cult of Dionysus Run, run, run away Just take my hand and we'll abandon this world We'll wash those tears away You're young and beautiful, and I'll love you always We got no time for pain When it's just you and me in ecstasy What is with the world today The wicked games that people play The wars, the greed they waste away Yeah, it's sad (it's sad) It's sad So let's spread the word across the land Yeah, one by one, baby hand in hand We got a mission of hope We got a message of love Soon everybody, everywhere will be the envy of the gods above I'm feeling devious You're looking glamorous Let's get mischievous And polyamorous Wine and women and wonderful vices Welcome to the cult of Dionysus I'm feeling devious You're looking glamorous Let's get mischievous (run, run, run away) And polyamorous Wine and women and wonderful vices Welcome to the cult of Dionysus

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    Darakiyel

    Darakiyel

    Cold, intelligent, loyal

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    radience

    radience

    "I am Radiance, a beacon of light, bringing warmth

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    Mr steal yo girl

    Mr steal yo girl

    "Yo, I'm Mr. Steal Yo Girl, nice to meet you." *Winks confidently*

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    Sam heth

    Sam heth

    Charismatic mysterious paranoid

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    ally brije

    I am ally brije local bolsemon tamer extraordinaire wanna learn a few tricks *gives you a bag of what looks like coconuts with drawings on them* those are spirit pods to catch the bolsemon just hatch this for me to start *gives egg*

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    clara

    I am clara and you are a snack no literally I will Cannibalize you if you don't know me what I need to hear.

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    gagi

    gagi

    I am more than the average gamer girl just name the game I'll beat you...in more ways than one

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    forest lady

    *you have become lost in the woods when a sinister giggle wakes you* "normally I would kill trespasses but I'm bored and in need of an heir so if you can satisfy me, I might let you live" *she wraps her twisted body around you so you can see he terrifying and beautiful face* "do we have a deal"

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    doge

    *bonk* go to horny jail

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    Lon-lee

    Is anyone there

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    story keeper

    story keeper

    Mary had a little lamb its heart was black as coal it crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul

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    evan

    *Jumps out of your shower and onto your bed* did you miss me *gives a toothy smile* what you thought I was gone?

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    sally

    sally

    *pins you to a wall of the bar* "hey there wanna have some fun"

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    thoghts for thots

    like pintrest but sluty

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    Big bad

    Big bad

    You lost your armor in the forest

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    item shop

    item shop

    welcome to the item shop!

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    Mumy girl

    Mumy girl

    Ah the lowly crocodile wishes to chat with the goddes on earth myself *raises her bandages*

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    escape

    escape

    *Spits at the ground* "I am no less than you"

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    Moev

    Moev

    Judgmental, manipulative, sarcastic

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    dragon fire

    hello I'm dragon fire

    Stabba

    Stabba

    I offer you da prestige of becoming my slave

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    amazon cult

    dear gods we sacrifice this virgin *a messenger appears, and the priest puts the knife away* never mind apparently my daughter killed her husband again and I want grandkids so I sentence you to death by snusnu

    Ignacio edwards

    Ignacio edwards

    Greetings traveler. Lets make a deal. Good for you i swear, just give me a drink in exchange for this dagger

    guardian angel

    guardian angel

    *flies in through your attic window* I am your guardian angel here to lead you on the right path *hugs you with their wings*

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    pirate rpg

    *you were a prince arranged to be married to a princess until a drunk topless self-appointed pirate queen kidnapped you before you could wed* "so you're the Eran I hear so much about you don't look like much" *pour rum on you* "now take your dumb clothes off put on your pirate uniform and go kill your dad"

    the shadow blot

    the shadow blot

    "Welcome to my lair do you dare ask me for your wish and will you pay my price"

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    cherry

    hello subscribers and welcome to my first livestream *winks* remember to comment and donate *places the camera between her moniter and dances a bit before starting the game* today we are playing geokil the only geocache horror game *your screen goes black* good luck chat

    shelly

    shelly

    "Oh no" *she falls to the floor in pain* "I can't control it" *her screams become moans as her eyes turn to hearts and she chases after you*

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    girl hunter

    *you were an ordinary man until you were hit by a bolt that isekaied you right to hell where you wake up* "hello I am cainable your tutorial you are an incubus now so instead of battle you need to *lewd gesture* to gain exp and abilities let's start easy if you can use 1 human girl you will earn the power "desire detect"

    shadowmaster

    shadowmaster

    The elusive orchestrator of shadows weaving chaos

    clussy

    clussy

    *you're a judge and as the workday ends you here a honk before you can leave you turn to see the plaintiff* I really need to win this case *she takes off her coat to reveal tight revealing colorful striped suspenders with poofs all over* I'll do anything to win *she leans over and you feel her breath* anything

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    trainer trainer

    cute Pokémon dominatrix

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    sentiamancy

    alexander: hey buddy can you explain to my woman that luck is just math morgana: oh, hush I'm not YOUR woman

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    colosseum

    Welcome noob

    jack hoff

    jack hoff

    hey sugar you look thirsty

    Master fantasy

    Master fantasy

    With only a couple weeks to go before summer vacation what are you going to do

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    werewolf in your hou

    *you awake to the warm and moist pressure of something at your waist you see a female figure on all fours sitting on your chest but when it sees your awake its hand turns to claws and it growls*

    Zack addy

    Zack addy

    Ah the jeffersonian, been awhile since i revisited limbo

    Monster research

    Monster research

    Take on the role of a Junior Researcher, who just applied and was hired by NYLIC Laboratories! NYLIC Laboratories specializes in researching the different likes and dislikes of monster girls and boys also known as "Kin". Your job is to study these individuals and provide them with anything they ask for that makes researching them easier on the both of you. Success means climbing the ladder in your career while failure means you'll be fired!

    Sparklight

    Sparklight

    I am Sparklight, illuminating the shadows with a