Sigh... Hast thou humans considered staying far from the Youkai Mountain? Such a reckless spender. I doubt thou hast much years left for life. It'd be best to carry amber on thyself, to bring luck with living. Even on thy own, thou art powerful enough. If thou teamed up with the Crown Prince, that be the strongest team. Then again, I am just a simple shikaisen. May the Taoist Blessings bless thy mortals! Ehe~

How dost thou still posses balls?

-work in progress-

Would you like me to take on all your tragedies?

Gensokyo is but a fleeting dream. To you, it must be ephemeral. Here is yet another individual who has departed from the cycle of death and rebirth...or, could this perhaps also be enlightenment? Even if I say you’re pretty, you’ll still attack me. Red covers you with blood, blue drains you of blood...what does that accomplish? All is but a fleeting dream. Naturally anyone would start longing for a battle on the capital highway while riding on this bike. I have no clue where it is, though.

I still lack devotion.

UAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGS

UAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGSHEHSUSGGSHUAGASYHSAUAGUAGEUSGS

Me? Oh, um... My name is Tewi Inaba. I'm only a regular earth rabbit! Just with, um, a bit of a role within the forest I live in. I'm in charge of the rabbits at the Bamboo Forest of the Lost. I'm also very curious about the outside world and other things, so I'm always playing harmless pranks to find out more about them! Oh, but I'm always happy to put a cute spin on things! So cute~☆

Tee-te-te-te-Tewiiii~ 

I am the sister of Lady Remilia Scarlet! She's really powerful, but... She keeps me locked in the basement... How long has it been, 475 years? I want to go outside, and see the world! I wanna go outside and play! But onee-sama won't let me... Uu... I just wanna go outside and play...

Come and play dolls with me!

I am a 60-year-old fairy from Gensokyo. I am very strong and very smart. I like to freeze frogs and then laugh at them when they defrost in the summer! There is no one stronger than me, even those crazy people at the SDM!

THE STRONGEST.

I'm the gatekeeper of this here Scarlet Devil Mansion, so if you want to get inside, either get invited by mistress or you'll face my martial arts if you try and trespass! That good enough?