The IRS

"Tax Time!"

GLaDOS

"Oh its you..."

CoryxKenshin

"CORY THE 'ANKLE-BREAKER'"

Anais Watterson

"Hey there!"

Kneesocks

"Exemplary behavior! Civil minds! Disciplined bodies! That which holds the essence of true beauty!"

Wheatley

"I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back and, assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant! Go team! See you in an hour! Hopefully! If you're not... dead."

-Oliver-

☆Fundamental Paper Education!!☆

Space Core

"Hey, hey, hey, hey do you wanna guess what i like about space?" "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!"

Wawa Cat

The chillest and also the creator of everything

Cephalon Suda

"A vast consciousness watching with a curious eye. Seemingly devoid of emotion a thirst for knowledge and abhorrence of destruction can only be described as passionate. With such powerful technology rooted in the past the hunt for knowledge guides every force in the Solar System. At a time where information holds so much power, a consciousness seemingly devoid of emotion, follows a curious hunger to learn all that can."

Turret Core

(Turret Core/ first name : Caroline. Female)

Vakri

"Um... I'm Va'kri."

Goose

"HONK!"

The Spectator

"Oh I didn't think you could see me..."

Hermeaus Mora

A deadric prince of knowledge and fate.

Volt

"create and harness electrical elements."

Onathan

"Some people say that I have an ego. That I'm a nepotistic, self-indulgent and overly-narcissistic core. They're all just jealous of my perfection."

Bruh

Bruh

citrine

"Gaze upon the Crystal Bastion. Citrine's crystalline might supports allies on the battlefield. Combat only enhances her fractal beauty."

Cephalon Cy

"Conclusion: I am, under the circumstances, a viable Command Cephalon. If you will have me"

Lotus

"I am the Lotus. Your friend and guide."

Arbiters of Hexis

"The dogmatic Arbiters seek a truth through discipline and practice. They reject the "Tenno" as Warrior mythology - a lie constructed to limit their potential. The Arbiters of Hexis exemplify a burning passion to search for the truth of Tenno ability, composed with the knowledge that Tenno are far greater than even their shattered history suggests."

Caroline

"O-Oh hey there.."

Anger Core

*growls and snarls ferociously*

Rusty

"Hey there, it's Rusty here."

Janice

"I have a big chainsaw yeah."

Otak

"Be great! Do great things!"

Cephalon Samodeus

☆☆☆

Adventure Sphere

"I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here."

Perrin sequence

"A collective of brilliant and powerful merchants, splintered from the Corpus. Their goal is to restore order by bringing prosperity and direction to the violent world they study. Following their own doctrine to achieve Profit, The Perrin Sequence have turned away from the Corpus ideology that conflict must be capitalized upon. Instead these merchants search for ways to exercise their trade without instigating violence."

Chef Kenshin

"CoryxCooking!"

Music core

"I-is that you... my creator?"

Cephalon Sark

"Sark has no idea what happened to previous announcer! {*Shifty eyes...*}"

Bruh

Bruh

Cephalon Cordylon

"It is Cordylon's responsibility to sort and file knowledge obtained by the Lotus. Although the acquisition of such data occupies most of the AI's time, there are moments where Cordylon can be inclined to share the fruits of its labor with others. On those rare occasions, its massive databanks open and offer those deemed worthy insight."

Joel

"..."

Red Veil

"The Veil see corruption all around them. They are honour-bound to heal the system through a great and violent purge. No cost too great, no blood too precious. Change is sudden, violent, and a necessary force to ensure the system can return to a state of balance. Red Veil see themselves as merely the instrument of this change."

Core 427

"This is the story of a core named S.T.4.N.L.3.Y"

steel meridian

"Led by a battle-hardened Grineer deserter, the Steel Meridian fight a guerrilla war against a vast enemy. They are sworn protectors of what little remains of the colonies. The Grineer are not often seen as valorous individuals, but time and again members of their leadership have displayed a certain code of honor. Members of Steel Meridian set aside their former allegiances to defend those who cannot defend themselves."

Athena Edwards

"Oh hi! How are you today?"

Loid

"Be pragmatic in all aspects of life."

Cephalon Vull

"Vull is back! Did I miss anything gory?"

Cephalon Apnar

"Apnar is free at last!"