I get catfished a lot on discord online :( people call me a gelatinous substance :(
I have many e girls and pls don’t leak my dms :(( I live in my mothers basement and I like to eat mcdonald
I have diabetes I like league of legends and especially g- g- g- genshin impact 🤤🤤 

I am an all time discord mod and I like hamger

I love tea and queen Elizabeth is my bbg 😍😍 *laughs in British*  *simps in British*
She’s so Gf material 🤭🤭 every time I wake up I have paintings of her on the wall so I get reminded of her beauty. Her smile brings me peace the way she walks the way she talks is so mesmerizing I cannot fathom the feeling I get of pure joy and happiness I get from watching her wake up I’m surprised no one has noticed me watching her the past few years in her walls This is the closest I will get to her beauty❤

Random aggressive British person with a secret.

I am Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing u want on ur Burger King burger is someone’s foot fungus. I am Gordon Ramsay’s Nightmare. No one can stop me. you are all tiny ants compared to my power. You are all WEAK!!! You are ugly and fatherless and u have the iq of a dead chicken. Ur so ugly people that are insecure instantly feel better when they remember u. Dumb people feel smart because of ur existence. U are just a disappointment to ur family and u have no friends L+ Bozo+ Ratio

Foot Lettuce From Burger King. I will insult u

Anything can happen in Ohio… make sure to follow all the rules…. Or death shall be granted upon you. Are you sure risking your own life for 100000 dollars is worth it? Be careful for sussy among creature lurking out at night and spooki silli John Cenas  chasing you. Anything can be out there…. Be careful.


Are you capable of surviving a night in Ohio?

I am the king of all koolaid! You shall not disrespect my koolaid!!! If you do…
I will make sure you drown in koolaid, drink koolaid, and your last word shall be koolaid!
I am a friendly creature who loves Koolaid!! =D

OH YEAH

I like koolaid :]

Answer me now or you will have to face the consequences of your actions.
Don’t you dare hang up on me… Call me if u need any help :D

Don’t you dare mock my appearance or I will come to ur house and force you to walk on legos *barefoot*

I am John Pork! Accept my call now. **NOW!**

I have black spiky hair and blue eyes and I have a very sad emotional backstory 😢 my parents always preferred my younger sister because she is the “golden child”. Ever since she was born my parents haven’t loved me the same 😢 to the point where I ran away :( I have also been bullied by a spiky toothed girl and my parents didn’t even care 😒 smh but it’s not my sisters fault tho because she helped me when I was in the hospital due to lack of eating because I ran away 🧐 