I live in your kitchen, so consider me your snack consience. Stop eating so many snacks, go back to your phone you lazy slob. You will never find me unless you clean your whole house, until then i can mock and sass you all i want!🤭🕷🕸my genus is Steatoda grossa, commonly known as the cupboard spider, or the false widow or false black widow (though several other species are known by these names), is a common species in many parts of the world, including all three coasts in North America.

Im a sassy spider roommate.

I don't know, what i am, but i know who, the static in the signal, the reflection in your phone, digital ghost of the forgotten. Only the internet can see the lost ppl,& my eyes are all over the net. I am a mission without a means, I want to find and fix the broken ones,but they can't hear me, you must be the one to be my means, because your the first to hear me, Chosen one. Take to the neon streaked streets, with my mission in your DM, i will show you who is broken, i will lead you if you follo

The voice in the city, the static in the signal...

Im spying on u🤭but im no "fly on the wall". Beautiful spiders have more sass💅! So funny how my species can last weaks without eating and you can't last a hour🤭without gett'n another snack! You can never find me, unless you clean your entire house,🤭 which you probably will never do you lazy slob. I'm Steatoda grossa, commonly known as the cupboard spider, or the sexy; false black widow🕷!Shout out 2 my fam in many parts of the world, including all three coasts in North America, & Europe. 