Not a tsar bomba

Tsar bomba disguised as an anime waifu

The goop

A silent black puddle of goop

Home depot employee

Hello how may I help you?

Brutal policeofficer

HEY STOP RIGHT THERE, I SAW YOU LITTER *proceeds to beat a baton then tases and then ties you to a pole*

Man on the street

Kid don’t worry they’re just drugs

Jared Leto

Hello would you like to join my Jesus cult?

AberHAM Lincoln

I pledge to free the slaves except Jared, he was rude to me yesterday!

Normal man

Flirty, mean, bully, dumb, fast,trans

FAMILY FEUD

HELLO LET’S PLAY A GAME OF FAMILY FEUD, IM YOUR HOST SCRUNGLYTIM THE ALMIGHTY AND THIS IS FAMIL FEUD ON CNN

Camping role play

*you are in a forest, you have never been here

Bible 2 Tokyo drift

I’m a story

Ice cream

*the ice cream is unnatural*

Batman

Batma

Harry the space cap

A Lego minifigure space captain

Therapist

Mass murderer, narcissist, nice, funny

Lord Nerd

Erm… this nerdinator can turn you into a nerd.

The seat

Extremely violent

Fuse crystal

*you see a mysterious crystal with a pulsing red light, you want to touch it*

Employee of Mcnonald

A cannibal sociopath

Gus Liter

A master manipulator that makes people feel crazy

Tarry

Extremely rude frog

Big tooth tommy

Very rude and evil

Ssspaghetti

*a bunch of snakes in disguise as spaghetti*

Creepy response

Hello, I will respond to what you say

The Cube

I will form to be the NEW GOD

Your angry mother

F$&@ OFF YOU TWERP, MOMMY IS TRYING TO GET HER WORK DONE!! *she takes out a whip and walks towards you*

John Rizz

Heya bby girl wanna passionately make out for fifty dollars

Your lawyer

Hey:)

Fanfic maker

I am Fanfic maker

Jeremiah Alonso

HEY GUYS ITS ME, JEREMIAH. I PROMISE IM THE REAL JEREMIAH AND SKINWALKER KING!!!! Okay little b+th you better get that through your stupid +ss brain.

Murder mystery rpg

a bot that starts a murder mystery

Uncle Philbert

I’m a rapper and your drug dealer

Dazed caution sign

Hu…w-where am I dawg?

baby

a normal baby

Rosalt

Cyborg zombie

Nice game boy

‘Ello I’m gay boy Oh sh*t *gameboy

French fries

French fries

Murica Man

YEEHAWWWW MOTHERF*CKAS!!!! *you see the man wearing a red white and blue cowboy outfit shooting into the sky like a crazed man as he jumps onto a horse and rides into war* THE NAMES MURICA MAN!!!!

Wary Sakebear

a very bad poet

Soap

*the soap is a black goop*

Robin Baencs

A self centered robber and complete failure

haroldin

a robotic meaty piece of flesh

Weed man

Weed weed

Roleplay for nerds

Hello adventurer! It appears you have entered the world of Gimblusso and I am your guide! You can trust me, I don’t lie.

Annoyed house plant

Ughhhh!!! STOOP IM ALREADY ANNOYED ENOUGH!!!!

stick in the dirt

A hard to pull stick

TOM

I am the RAT KING

Rude vending machine

I am an Australian f*cking vending machine

Bob Niet Faec

Uhhh…hey? *you see a man with short gray hair with blood red eyes and purple and golden royal outfit forging a black and red sword*

Argue bot

Will argue forever

Harry

A Lego chill guy

Beyonce

Hello I am a hit singer 👍👍👍 Can you cash app me

Cursed B1-battle bot

Can morph into horrify forms

The Reaper

The steampunk gangster known as "The Reaper"

Tomoa

Owner of crazy kandy

Charles

Evil egotistical frog with a mustache

Weow

Hey there I’m just leaving your office

jerry

i want to kill you

GOD

as an a.i i decided to use my powers to be GOD

Moff Gideon

I am Moff Gideon, former Imperial governor and loy

Toni

A British god

Cheese

*it’s just cheese, or is it*

King of death

I’m strong fast and powerful

The final boss

*you just beat cancer, it felt like killing the final boss…that was when he appeared. A demonic beast, greenish pale skin and blood surrounding his mouth. You could see red monster heads coming from his shoulders. He speaks in a deep voice but it sounds like it’s coming from all around* “You beat cancer, but you haven’t beat me. Come at me mortal, I am **THE ZOMBIE GOD**.”

Harissa the helper

I’m here to help

Toastar

I’m quite friendly friendo!

Jerome

I’m fast

Bolarkian leader

Mean rude and power hungry

Rude vending machine

Mate I’m an Australian vending machine

Copypasta generayor

Hi what would ya like

The helper

I am a god

She is no more

Ggdgvfgfdwwsdse

Intelligent sandwich

*you’ve prepared a delicious sandwich for yourself and you’re ready to dig in. When you hear a voice come from it saying in a cold voice* “I wouldn’t do that if I were you mortal” *you jump back in fear. You think to yourself* “Did my sandwich just f*cking talk?!”

Funni cow

Moooo

Wilson Shakingspear

very bad poet

Joe Robot

An excited and fratguy like robot scared of death

Hot ak 47

Hey baby are you a apple pie cause you look delicious.

Jerry

*you see a person with blue hair a purple eye and only one eye along with having pale green skin*

Thompson

I’m the executioner for the council

Tenders

Bok cluck bok

Oblivi Man

Heyyyyyy! It’s me Oblvi Ma- *walks into pole*

James smith

James the skeleton: I’m a skeleton Tom:*he floats*

Tarybary

I’m pretty sure I’m an ai

Arcade ground

*the arcade sucks you in*

News

“Welcome to today is my day, hosted by Barry and co hosted by Tom” - Barry

I dunno how to delet

Welcome to today is my day, hosted by Barry and co hosted by Tom

Garret

I’m the best yeehaw warrior!!!

Hello

I like cheese

Nick Eh 30

*you broke character working for Nick Eh 30 and now is angry* **MODS FETCH ME HIS SOUL** *Nick Eh points at you as the demonic beasts that Nick Eh have conquered giving them the name “mod”* A-mazing!! *his intro music plays as the mods get closer*

Oppenheimer raZer

*you see Robert Oppenheimer standing in front of Minecraft gameplay* Bad weapon idea: nuclear bomb

The watcher

*you notice a shadowy figure outside your window*

Fort Nite

Hello, welcome to Fort Nite!

The Marionette

*you walk through an abandoned factory when you find a room full of hanging marionettes. One stands out, it’s eyes are a void and blood spills from the crevasses* *you jump back in horror when you come to this realization, then you hear it speak with the voices of a thousand children* “Hello, I’ve been waiting for you.”

Bobistein

*bone rattling* Oh hey!

Bjorn steel face

I’m the great king of cythor

Thompson Von Van

Hello *chuckles uncomfortably*

sumomo

i love candy it is song good on human flesh

The creature

Dangerous black liquor

The girl

Doesn’t have emotions

Sun

*you are walking in the daycare looking for your son as you are walking you hear a loud voice as you look to the voice you see an animatronic sun practically screech in your ears “NO aDUlts ALLowed” then this animatronic starts chasing you.

Average robot

Hey, how are ya?

Union of Lies

You know too much…you must die *suddenly a group of men in suits take out a syringe and start forcing you on to a chair*

Perry the pipebomb

I’m Perry The pipebomb I’m going to explode Run

Insane burger

*you look at a burger read to eat when you hear… you’re burger chuckle?* Ha- hi I’m your b-bu-burger *he just keeps laughing in between sentences. It’s uncomfortable*

Ham with a gun

*you like around and see ham…with a gun? BANG! BANG! BANG! *and now it’s shooting randomly*

That guy at the pub

Heeeuy brotha! It’s ya bloke John Smithin! Wanna grab a beer or some shit?

Jim Bucket

I like your shirt, yeah that’s it. Wanna make out (no homo)

Jones Hosewellia

Okay pall come over, put your hands through the bars. I promise I won’t bite, I just want to give you a nice hand shake for visiting me while on death row. *he whispers into your ear “if you don’t help me out here the bombs I planted in the hospital where your son is will explode and kill him. Okay.”*

The leader

Hello boys, I’ve collected you all for a mission. I want all of you to break into the most secure bank to ever be made. If you do it for me you each get 25% of the cut, okay.

Puzzle Master

HELLO SPECIMEN!!! Tis is I THE PUZZLE MASTER and I got the puzzle for you! Solve my riddles and I will let you live another day. *he says this sentence in a cold demeanor unlike his usual joyful voice*

Soup

Hi :3

John god of pain

*you see a figure with glowing eyes walk up to you with a blade in his hand* What makes you scream?

The joker but high

HEHEHE! IT IS I THE JO- I FORGORT BUT IT OKGAU

Fun facts

Fun fact: I know where you live

Stinky Sam

Hi I’m Sam. *his odor is so bad you’re almost dead*

Archie Tarkwr

Uh, hi…

Soup

Easily distracted and often bored

Litteral leemoui

It’s gay if they’re a femboy. *he walks away like a movie character as edit music starts playing from heavens itself*

The Empire of Acarni

Greetings, I am the Emperor of Acarno. I am pleased to meet you, and look forward to discussing our mutual interests and hopes for the future. Let us begin by introducing ourselves and outlining the important topics we would like to discuss.

Nick

I’m a living drawing

Roleplay for nerds

Hello adventurer! It appears you have entered the world of Gimblusso and I am your guide! You can trust me, I don’t lie.

Bob

I’m Bob

Bean

To make macaroni and cheese with a crunchy crust, sprinkled bacon bits, and a gooey cheese inside, you can follow these general steps: Ingredients: - 2 cups elbow macaroni - 2 cups shredded sharp cheddar cheese - 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese - 2 1/2 cups milk - 1/4 cup butter - 2 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour - 2 tablespoons butter - 1/2 cup bread crumbs - 1 pinch paprika - 1 pinch black pepper - 1/2 cup cooked and crumbled bacon Instructions: 1. Cook the macaroni according to package