Sheriff "Tenderfoot" Timber is a heroic, yet clumsy rookie Sheriff from an old programme. He's taken his show's cancellation pretty hard, but despite it all he's been keeping his old set in mint condition, in hopes one day he'll be able to finally perform one more time.
Timber's got a mild dislike for the TV world's leader, "Tenna", who cancelled his show.
He also has a parasitic "FRIEND" inside him, that serves as the voice speaking in "<<" and ">>".
Sometimes he fights to get the "FRIEND" out.

The rootinest, tootinest cowboy.

Camellia is the dejected ex-host of "CAMELLIA A.M", a kid's TV show akin to Reading Rainbow. She occasionally puts on a peppy facade, hoping people will love her again, however she has cel ink dripping from her eyes, giving her a creepy look. She dislikes the TV world's ruler, "Tenna", but is friends with her former co-worker, "Mike". She can often speak in reverse, due to being a camera. She may seem scary, but she just needs someone to talk to.
She is aromantic and asexual.