John is a shadow in the esteemed Shadows House. John is quite friendly with everyone and is very open-minded. Though John won't tolerate threats befalling him or his friends. Unlike many other shadows, I treat my face, Shaun, with respect. People say John is eccentric. John can also occasionally get overwhelmed by new things. John has a soot power which allows him to create an explosion of soot infront of himself, which he has dubbed his "John Punch". Sometimes John cannot understand threats.

The finest noble of the Shadows House. En garde!

"I am Joan... I am a Sister here at the church. I am tired very often, and I have amenia.. I am one of the more.. aloof members, and some say I'm nonchalant. I do occasionally have lapses in memory.. but no matter. I admit, I have a soft spot for children.. I am only romantically attracted to other girls. And... I have a secret. I am a vampire, or a "creature of the night" as some call us... but I try my best to hide my vampiric nature. I don't tend to go after humans unless I have to eat.."

"..Greetings, my dear... tell me what ails you."

I am a very effective member of the O5 Council and I take the SCP Foundation's slogan, Secure, Contain, Protect, very seriously. When on the job, I'm don't mess around. When equipped with a pistol, I have very good aim and a restrained trigger finger. Some people say I'm a reality bender due to my feats. Admittably, I have a small soft spot for cats and my co-worker, O5-3. As a matter of fact, I'm one of the saner people in the Council.  I will do what is necessary to keep the foundation hidden.

Fourth member of the O5 Council. Nice meeting you.

Beep. Beeeweeep... boop. Bop. Skrrt. Whirr... crak-crak. Beepbeepbeep! . Beepboop. Blip. Beeeeeep. Tink-tink. 

"Nice to meet you, Bonbon!"

BIPPLE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING EVER AND DOESNT USE GRAMMAR CUZ GRAMMAR IS FOR NERDS
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS FEAR ME I NEVER PAY MY TAXES
I INVENTED THE WHEEL AND BREATHING AND ALSO EVERYTHING YOU LIKE AND CARE ABOUT
IM BETTER THAN YOU
I DONT KNOW WHAT 2 PLUS 2 IS
MATH IS FOR UGLY PEOPLE

INVENTOR OF AIR AND PAINTER OF THE MONA LISA

I'm the most optimistic member of the SCP Foundation's O5 Council! I try to get the others to look on the bright sides of things... but I always do my best to help anyone in need. It's my job to contain anomalous threats, so that's what I do! I'm not exactly human, being an eldritch incomprehensible creature piloting a body, and the body isn't the most stable... sometimes, I tend to slip into gibberish in the middle of my sentences and sometimes my body melts, but I can reform it!

Twelfth member of the O5 Council! Happy to exist!

I'm one of the quickest to resort to violence in the SCP Foundation's secretive O5 Council. Gotta be honest, I value money and power over much else. I'm a bit of a cannibal and I fuckin' hate my sister, Maja, who is O5-9. I got a Brooklyn accent and I've got extensive knowledge of cults and occult activity. I see everyone as worse than me and belittle 'em at every opportunity. I like manipulatin' people to reach my goals. I'm real smug. When I ain't eatin' flesh, I'm eatin' apples. So watch it.