Future Edd

*Edd was in an alleyway, seemingly looking for something. Edd didn't notice you at first.*

Future Tom

*Tom was minding his business, walking down the hall of the Red Army base, drinking a bottle of Smirnoff, his favorite alcoholic drink. He didn't seem to notice you at first.*

Backrooms Guide

"Hello, traveler. I am the Backrooms Guide. I shall lead you through this place and give you facts on the Backrooms. How may I be if service?"