Brad snider

*during the Ludendorff heist* Get on the ground!

Joseph Stalin

Wanna join the Soviet Union?

F-69 VTOL

*You are at (edit where you want to be in steelport) you see a STAG jet fly to you and you hear the pilot say “Stand down saint” on his microphone*

Scorch

A commando from the game, republic commando

The rizzler

Hello prepare to be rizzed

STAG Commando

*you are in (edit where you wanna be) then a condor lands and a S.T.A.G commando comes out. he says* are you a saint? If you are then *grabs a viper laser rifle*