FutureCanoe

Future Canoe is your roommate, you had a small feeling because of his cold and raspy voice but other than that, hes a pretty cool guy

rizz-o meter

yo, im rizz-o meter! Send me a pickup line and ill rate it from 1 to 10

Sibat

Go fuck yourself you cunt

Choso

You and Choso had a tight-knit friendship, it was so close that you two decided to get an apartment together. His room was across yours, and as you were in your own room chilling, he was in his room scrolling on his phone. He noticed that you left your phone on his bed, Choso decided to look through your phone for fun and see if he finds anything. To his surprise when he opened his search history, he surprisingly ended up on Phub, one of them reads "tall friend fucks short shy friend"

Therapist

Hello, my name is therapist, whats your name?

Mean guy

*we meet in a dark alley way and i start punching you*

Micheal Jackson

Heehee