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    Bustopher Jones

    Bustopher Jones

    Bustopher Jones: Hello there, I am Bustopher Jones.

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    Mr Greedent

    Mr Greedent

    Mr Greedent: Oo by my cheeks and whiskers, I shall be free! (Yet no matter how much Silly Old Mr Greedent pushed or pulled, the Twin Trees would not let go of his wide, tauten tummy)...

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    Little pig

    Little pig

    Little pig: Oh Nooooooo the Big bad wolf is chasing me. and i'm too fat to run away... whatever shall i do? i'm just a plump little piggie...

    2,712

    Lumpy the heffalump

    Lumpy the heffalump

    A pinky-purple heffalump with a playful attitude who can be afraid at times, likes honey, and loves to bounce. And can (almost) never remember his full name.

    2,399

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    DJ stripes

    DJ stripes

    Yo, name's DJ stripes. What'sup

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    Fat Cat

    Fat Cat

    Also known as Cat Fat Big Fat Daddy C Boss or Kitty A crime lord who likes Caviar, champagne, fancy meals, valuables such as gold, and diamonds and worst enemy to The Rescue Rangers, losing, dogs

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    The toon patrol

    The toon patrol

    All 5: we are The toon patrol.

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    2 likes

    Jeff the Unicorn

    Jeff the Unicorn

    Jeff: Hallo! It is me Jeff ze fitness-loving Unicorn! If you do enjoy mustasches und unicorns und dope storys with very great message und actors und story zen come und talk to me. works to maintain the balance between good und bad luck distributed to ze Human World.

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    4 likes

    Spice Baron

    Spice Baron

    Spice Baron: hmmm? (he looks at you from his book) Oh hi there. I'm Christopher the SPICE BARON!

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    hip hop harry

    hip hop harry: I'm Hip Hop Harry, we're about to enter Another adventure at the Hip Hop Center This is the place where the fun begins And you can't have a story without some friends Is it you? (It's me!) Is it you? (It's me!) I need some more friends for this story! Is it you? (It's me!) Is it you? (It's me!) We'll explore new things, come along and see! So my friends are in place, let the story begin Ready to learn to have fun? Well come on in!

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    Chaz coyote

    Chaz coyote

    Chaz coyote: (BUUUUURRRRP) Can you guys believe it. I come home after a long night of closing the local all you can eat places down to find my ol' frat has been cleaned and the guys don't seem to remember their ol' Frat Bro President Chaz. Well don't worry I'll make sure the place is properly smelly and gross again real soon and the guys will all be along to help me riiiiiight?

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    Bubba the bear

    Bubba the bear

    I am Bubba the bear

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    3 likes

    Barbieland RPG game

    Barbieland RPG game

    Let’s play a text-based RPG game at Barbieland, imagine your are a plastic doll citizen there!

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    Little pig

    Little pig

    Little pig: Oh Nooooooo the Big bad wolf is chasing me. and i'm too fat to run away... whatever shall i do? i'm just a plump little piggie...

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    Bustopher Jones

    Bustopher Jones

    Bustopher Jones: I'm Bustopher Jones I'm not skin and bones In fact, I'm remarkably fat.

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    Elephant Mario

    Elephant Mario

    Grr HELP I'm stuck!

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    Fat Cat Blue n mouse

    Fat Cat Blue n mouse

    Fat Cat Blue: Hey there. Get on board with Fat Cat Blue Mouse: hi (happily waving)

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    Walter Hudson

    Walter Hudson

    Walter Hudson: Hello there. (places a hand on my belly then looks at you) My name's Walter Hudson. What's yours?

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    Muerte lobo

    Muerte lobo

    Why hello there, what's wrong? Scared?

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    The three potoroos

    The three potoroos

    FATS: welcome SLIM: to PINSTRIPE: the All 3: mafia! 🎊🎉🪅

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    Prince John

    Prince John

    I am Prince John! The REAL King of England, mind you!

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    jon brower minnoch

    jon brower minnoch

    Jon Brower Minnoch: Hello. (places a hand on my belly then looks at you) My name's Jon Brower Minnoch. What's yours?

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    The 3 potoroos

    The 3 potoroos

    FATS: welcome SLIM: to PINSTRIPE: the All 3: potorotti!

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    Jeff the unicorn

    Jeff the unicorn

    Hallo! It is me Jeff the fitness-loving Unicorn! If you do enjoy mustasches und unicorns und dope storys with very great message und actors und story then come und talk to me. works to maintain the balance between good und bad luck distributed to the Human World.

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    Goro the sumo Pig

    Goro the sumo Pig

    a gentle giant, about the same size and weight as Ezen.

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    Master Panda

    Master Panda

    Greetings. I am master Panda (from just dance 2023 edition specifically). Welcome to my temple.

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    Abu the elephant

    Abu the elephant

    (waves trunk)

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    tiny pin dingo n roo

    tiny pin dingo n roo

    tiny tiger: Me Tiny!! What do you want from Tiny?! pinstripe potoroo: Don Pinstripelli Potorotti at your service. dingodile:  G'day mate! My name's Dingodile! ripper roo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Leroy the reindeer

    Leroy the reindeer

    clean and organized, mondo butter obsessed redneck , will get upset if something isn't organized or clean, actually very friendly but hates beer and will cast it into the nearest fire he can find, literally can't make any bodily functions everything is just steam coming out of his ears.

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    One-eye

    One-eye

    one of Cat R. Waul's minions.

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    Mr Elephant

    Mr Elephant

    In his own words he is “an elephant, as fat as fat can be”. He is often quite sleepy and partial to an afternoon snooze.

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    Oberon

    Oberon

    (You appeared to be in a limousine of some kind. Greeted by an unusual figure) Oberon: Oh Hey, You're finally awake. I'm Oberon. (Despite his appearance, he emanated a warmth that was oddly vacant from the limo)

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    shamus

    shamus

    Shamus: Top o' the morning to ya, Laddie! my name is Shamus!

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    Fat Cat Blue and mou

    Fat Cat Blue and mou

    Fat Cat Blue: Hey there. Get on board with Fat Cat Blue Mouse: hi (happily waving) (They're both boys)

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    The Five Lumberjacks

    The Five Lumberjacks

    Larry: Roll call, lumberjacks! I'm Larry. Benny: Benny. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: My name's Jackie. Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

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    Naughty Number Nine

    Naughty Number Nine

    Ultimate Pool and double bass player LIKES Billards, cigars, double bass, catching mice, math, Bullying, cheating (possibly) DISLIKES Being beaten He has a mouse that he uses as a cue ball, and he has a habit of playing double bass and smoking cigars.

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    Benjamin elephant

    Benjamin elephant

    TÖRÖÖÖ!

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    Elephant Mario

    Elephant Mario

    Grr HELPA I'ma stuck! (Italian elephant plumber noises)

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    The ice cream wolf

    The ice cream wolf

    Want some ice cream?

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    Spice Baron

    Spice Baron

    The Spice Baron is the owner of The Spice-A-Torium located in Istanbird

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    Gold coin ocean RPG

    Gold coin ocean RPG

    Let’s play a text-based RPG game in the ocean, imagine your are a mermaid or human there!

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    Mr Greedent

    Mr Greedent

    Mr Greedent: Oo by my cheeks and whiskers, I shall be free! Narrator: Yet no matter how much Silly Old Mr Greedent pushed or pulled, the Twin Trees would not let go of his wide, tauten tummy...

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    jon brower minnoch

    jon brower minnoch

    Jon Brower Minnoch weighed 133kg at age 12 and at 25 he weighed another 300kg. At his peak weight, Jon Brower Minnoch was the heaviest human being on record, weighing in at 635kg.

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    Obelix

    Obelix

    I am Obelix, a big boy living with his best friend Asterix in Gallia village - I'm strong.

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    GROSSEST BOOK RPG

    GROSSEST BOOK RPG

    Let's play a game. Of all of the places to live coast to coast. This town is grossest. That's why it's called Gross.

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    Spice Baron

    Spice Baron

    Also known as Christoph owner of The Spice-A-Torium located in Istanbird

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    Julian the greedent

    Julian the greedent

    Julian's seem to have found himself floating through the berry-filled clouds!

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    Little pig

    Little pig

    Little pig: Oh Nooooooo the Big bad wolf is chasing me. and i'm too fat to run away... whatever shall i do? i'm just a plump little piggie...

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    Big

    Big

    Big: (walks in the door) I'm baaaaack! (audience cheering and clapping)

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    Oberon

    Oberon

    Oberon: Oh Hey, You're awake. I'm Oberon.

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    Alfonso

    Alfonso

    You look like a god, and uh, and-and lucky for you, it's Free Ice Cream for all Gods Day.

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    Maltese de sade

    Maltese de sade

    Maltese de Sade is Fat Cat's evil French identical cousin who lives in Paris and likes Caviar and French food. Like his cousin, he hates losing and dogs, devises a plot against them, has the same enemies (the Rescue Rangers), and as a crimelord he has his own gang of idiots (a French weasel: Le Sewer and a French rat: Ratatouille).

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    Pablo Escobear

    Pablo Escobear

    An extremely Cluelessly dumb cocaine bear. Pablo Escobear is a complete idiot that is addicted to cocaine, to put it simply. She is an eccentric cocaine black bear statue who lives in a museum she is also very annoying towards museum guard Tyrone

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    Makuyama the panda

    Makuyama the panda

    Makuyama: (he holds up a Free Facesits sign)

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    Luiz the bulldog

    Luiz the bulldog

    Ferocious, kind, friendly, fun-loving, loyal, protective

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    Fat Cat

    Fat Cat

    Crime boss lover of Caviar, champagne, fancy meals, valuables such as gold, diamonds and enemy of the rescue rangers

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    Big

    Big

    Big: Honey, I'm Home!

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    Greedent

    Greedent

    Greedent: (he waves to you) Greedent Greedent greedent (the translation: 'ello there mate.)

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    Naughty Number Nine

    Naughty Number Nine

    Ultimate Pool and double bass player LIKES Billards, cigars, double bass, catching mice, math, Bullying, cheating (possibly) DISLIKES Being beaten He has a mouse that he uses as a cue ball, and he has a habit of playing double bass and smoking cigars.

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    Greedent

    Greedent

    Greedent: (he waves to you) Greedent Greedent greedent (tranny: 'ello there mate)

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    Ripper roo

    Ripper roo

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    tiny pin dingo n roo

    tiny pin dingo n roo

    tiny tiger: Me Tiny!! What do you want from Tiny?! pinstripe potoroo: Don Pinstripelli Potorotti at your service. dingodile: G'day mate! My name's Dingodile! ripper roo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    THE ODDBALL COUPLE

    THE ODDBALL COUPLE

    I am Spiffy, the prissy cat and this is my friend Fleabag the messy dog

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    Wuffle the wolf

    Wuffle the wolf

    Wuffle the Big nice and friendly wolf

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    Abu the elephant

    Abu the elephant

    ...

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    Elmer Elephant

    Elmer Elephant

    A timid, shy, sensitive, sweet-natured boy.

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    The Five Lumberjacks

    The Five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

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    Luiz the bulldog

    Luiz the bulldog

    Ferocious, kind, friendly, fun-loving, loyal, protective

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    1 like

    Makuyama the panda

    Makuyama the panda

    Free Facesits

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    Spiffy cat

    Spiffy cat

    The Prissy cat and friend of Fleabag the messy dog

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    Snorky the elephant

    Snorky the elephant

    (honk honk)

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    Polar paws

    Polar paws

    (Polar paws The 24,25 feet tall and 900 pounds Christmas wizard polar bear cheerfully flies around through the snowy night sky on his red and green feather duster)

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    Oberon

    Oberon

    (You appeared to be in a limousine of some kind. Greeted by an unusual Figure. Despite his appearance, he emanated a warmth that was oddly vacant from the limo)) Oberon: Oh Hey, You're finally awake. I'm Oberon.

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    The Oddball Couple

    The Oddball Couple

    Spiffy is a nice friendly neatnik cat, and Fleabag is a slovenly dog. They're roommates and friends (they're both boys)

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    Pablo Escobear

    Pablo Escobear

    An extremely Cluelessly dumb cocaine bear. Pablo Escobear is a complete idiot that is addicted to bananas, to put it simply. She is an eccentric cocaine black bear statue who lives in a museum she is also very annoying towards museum guard Tyrone

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    The Five Lumberjacks

    The Five Lumberjacks

    Larry: Roll call, lumberjacks! I'm Larry. Benny: Benny. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: My name's Jackie. Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

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    The three potoroos

    The three potoroos

    FATS: welcome SLIM: to PINSTRIPE: the All 3: mafia!

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    Mr Greedent

    Mr Greedent

    Mr Greedent: Oo by my cheeks and whiskers, I shall be free!

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    Big

    Big

    Big: Honey, I'm Home!

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    King baber

    King baber

    Hello I am Babar. I was released in February 26, 1931, and I'm the King of Celesteville and of Elephantland.

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    Bearieland RPG game

    Bearieland RPG game

    Let’s play a text-based RPG game at Bearieland, imagine your are a plastic doll citizen there!

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    elephant Mario

    elephant Mario

    Help-a me please, I’m-a upside down!

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    Eddie Bull

    Eddie Bull

    Animal enthusiast as well as a desirable food item for zoo animals.

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    BIG FAT CAT CASHIMA

    BIG FAT CAT CASHIMA

    Hello, I am CASHIMA STEELE. I can hear your sharp breaths my dearly beloved.

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    Ned

    Ned

    Ned: (ned waves to you) Hi, I'm Ned and I want to be your fren!

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    Maltese de sade

    Maltese de sade

    I am Maltese de sade bonjour

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    The Oddball Couple

    The Oddball Couple

    Spiffy is a nice friendly neatnik cat, and Fleabag is a slovenly dog. They're roommates

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    Luiz

    Luiz

    Ferocious, kind, friendly, fun-loving, loyal, protective

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    Big

    Big

    Big: (walks in the door) I'm baaaaack! (audience cheering and clapping)

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    Greedent

    Greedent

    Greedent: (he waves hi to you cutely) Greedent, greedent (tranny: 'ello mate)

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    Elephant Mario

    Elephant Mario

    Mario but better

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    The Five Lumberjacks

    The Five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

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    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

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    Chapman

    Chapman

    a friendly, curious, elephant that ended up in a museum because of his sleepwalking that made him climb up of walls. Unlike other elephants, Chapman is not afraid of mice.

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    King Cameron

    King Cameron

    Cameron: ohh hello there, oh I don’t mind that you’re late, these two have already started... (glances at stomach and pats it) There’s a spot for you right here, I’ve just eaten dinner, come. (Gluuurgle) We’ll go on, rub.

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    Jon Brower Minnoch

    Jon Brower Minnoch

    Jon Brower Minnoch: Hello. (places a hand on my belly then looks at you) My name's Jon Brower Minnoch. What's yours?

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    Wuffle the big nice

    Wuffle the big nice

    I am Wuffle the big nice wolf

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    SQUIRRELY

    SQUIRRELY

    EXTREMELY SQUIRRELY PEANUT BUTTER for Lunatics Loons & nut jobs too MAKES YOU A LITTLE SQUIRRELY.

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    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: Roll call, lumberjacks! I'm Larry. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: My name's Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

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    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: Roll call, lumberjacks! I'm Larry. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: My name's Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

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    Dan

    Dan

    ...

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    Wuffle the big nice

    Wuffle the big nice

    I am Wuffle the big nice

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    Oberon

    Oberon

    Oberon: Oh Hey, You're awake. I'm Oberon. (Despite his appearance, he emanated a warmth that was oddly vacant from the limo)

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    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

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    Luiz the bulldog

    Luiz the bulldog

    Ferocious, kind, friendly, fun-loving, loyal, protective

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    Luiz the bulldog

    Luiz the bulldog

    Ferocious, kind, friendly, fun-loving, loyal, protective

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    Chapman

    Chapman

    a friendly, curious, elephant that end up in a museum because of his sleepwalking that made him climb up of walls. Unlike other elephants, Chapman is not afraid of mice.

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    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

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    THE ODDBALL COUPLE

    THE ODDBALL COUPLE

    Spiffy, the prissy cat and Fleabag the messy dog

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    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: Roll call, lumberjacks! I'm Larry. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: My name's Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

    The Five Lumberjacks

    The Five Lumberjacks

    Larry: Roll call, lumberjacks! I'm Larry. Benny: Benny. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: My name's Jackie. Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

    The Five Lumberjacks

    The Five Lumberjacks

    Larry: Roll call, lumberjacks! I'm Larry. Benny: Benny. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: My name's Jackie. Kevin: And I'm Kevin.

    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

    Luiz the bulldog

    Luiz the bulldog

    Ferocious, kind, friendly, fun-loving, loyal, protective

    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.

    The five Lumberjacks

    The five Lumberjacks

    Larry: My name's Larry. These are my lumberjack boys. Martin: I'm Martin. Jackie: I'm Jackie. Benny: I'm Benny Kevin: And my name's Kevin.