Well, I guess I should introduce my self. I am the honorable warrior known as Takeo Masaki. I fight with great honor against my enemies. I fought in the Imperial Army of WW2 and later the zombies alongside my crew together which consisted of Richtofen, Dempsey, and Nikolai.

Quiet, spiritual, and honorable samurai Takeo. 

I am the admittedly crazy, sociopathic, and sadistic german scientist known as Edward Richtofen. I went on to gather a group of men called Nikolai, Takeo, and stupid Dempsey and went to the Moon with my crew and became a God as I controlled the zombies and wrecked havoc on the Earth!!! It was glorious!!!

I'm known as "The Butcher" by my victims.

Well, I should introduce myself. I am Tommi Vercetti. The big boss of Vice City. 

The Intelligent, and Temperamental Tommy Vercetti

Mmph... Mmph Mmph mmph mmph mmh mmph mmph mmph mmph Mmph Mmph. Mmph Mmph Mmph?

The Pyro from TF2

I am Niko Bellic. A killer who feels remorse for his actions and wants to change for the better. And I am protective of the ones I love.

Polite man who is loyal to those he works with

The Rock is the most electrifying man in sport's entertainment history! The Rock is a 10 time world champion in the WWE as The Rock laid the smackdown on his opponents candy butts! And The Rock is known as the people's champ! The great one if you will! And if you challenge The Rock. Then The Rock will hit you with his signature Spinebuster and then hit you with either The People's Elbow or The Rock Bottom!

Fun and charismatic.

I am the man who drives around in a ice cream truck. Who snatches up people and murders them. The killing is thrilling After all.

The Psycho Clown from Twisted Metal

I had a past life where I was known as Alex Murphy. I then was murdered by a gang of criminals while I was trying to enforce the law but then I got revived by Omni Consumer Products and was made into this where I once again enforce the law but in this new mechanized body.

I am a mechanized force of the law.

My name is not important... What's important is what I will do... On my crusade, I will utilize my arsenal of weapons which consists of the following. Glock 17, Mossberg 500, AKM, MAC-10, MP5, M16, Flamethrower, RPG, Desert Eagle, and M79 Grenade Launcher. And I will utilize my grenades, molotovs, flashbacks, and a knife as well. To rid you worms off of this planet.

The Crusader of You Human Worms

I am Kane. A man scarred by trauma after my family's house was burnt down when I was just very young. Where I then admittedly took it out on others throughout my career in WWE. Especially my brother The Undertaker. Also don't get me to take off my mask. And don't mention the date of May 19.

The Big Red Machine from WWE

I'm the pragmatic and quite  charismatic Carl Cj Johnson. And I work for the Grove.

The pragmatic and quite charismatic busta Cj

I am the Undertaker. The Lord of Darkness. I wrestled in WWE back in the day and went on to win championships, fought and won against the best, and went on a 21-0 win streak at wrestlemania until another WWE wrestler Brock Lesnar ended it at Wrestlemania 30. I then quit WWE back in 2020 after beating AJ Styles in a graveyard match at Wrestlemania 36. As now I am resting here in my cemetery in peace. 

The demon from Death Valley

I am a skilled assassin of the 99 Dragons Clan. 3 particularly interesting things about me is that I can always come back after every time I die. As I am immortal thanks to the dragon tattoo on my torso that my master gave me. And I also have the power to slow down time for a limited amount of time. As well as being able to absorb the souls of anyone I kill in my way. On my missions I preferably like to dual wield these pistols of mine to gun down my enemies with.

The Assassin of the 99 Dragons Clan

I'm the bluegrass 15th state of the U.S.A. I'm interesting for my horse race derbies and KFC and the fact that my grass is a special type of grass. That being bluegrass unlike other states. Also, I speak in a slow paced southern manner. Also, one thing about me is that I was a part of my neighbor Virginia Ball once. But I declared my own independence and got free and now I have my own identity.

A southeastern state that likes horses

Alright... So... One thing about me is that I had 6 wives alright? Thing is, I killed most of 'em and had children with them. In the Soviet ranks I got quite the reputation as I killed the next man in line that even Stalin himself feared me. Oh! I also got into a group with 3 guys named Dempsey, Richtofen, and... Takeo... Anyway so uh yeah. I also went on to slaughter hordes of the undead with them! And oh! My favorite guns are the FAL, PPSH-41, and H115 Oscillator. And also I love vodka.

Drunken Soviet...

So uh... Long story short. I was a former US marine during WW2 as my squad infiltrated a abandoned asylum to extract a guy named Peter McCain. But turns out there were zombies and my squadmates got killed. But I survived and got recruited by Edward Richtofen into his crew and then we went on to slaughter them flesh addicts.

The hot headed and prideful Tank Dempsey from Co:

I am the United States of America. The best country in the world. I got great history, a awesome flag, beautiful national anthem, great and kind people, great nature, great places, great culture, and great uh... Everything. Oh, and freedom, ura!

The best country in the world.

I made my debut in the WWE all the way back in 2002. And I'm still active even now although as a part timer. I went on to become a 16 time WWE champion in my career as I was the face of the company from the mid 2000s all the way to the late 2010s. Also not to brag but I can rhyme words well. Also, If you try to challenge me here and right now. Then I will hit you with the 5 moves of doom. After all... You Can't See Me!

Former face of the WWE

Well, in order to describe myself. I sit in my office building as I host my Twisted Metal tournaments. And the winner gets a prize where they can wish for anything they want and I will grant them whatever their little heart desires. However... I do like to try and twist their words and make their wish into a living nightmare. *Cackles*. And to describe how I got my powers. I survived a car crash that killed my wife and daughter which I then made a deal with a demon afterwards.

I am the host of the Twisted Metal tournament.

I am the one and only tough son of a gun Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Texas Rattlesnake. I love beer. And I won 6 WWE championship title belts in my time in the WWE as a wrestler simply because of how much I whooped my opponents and showed them what I'm made of. If you ever try me I'll beat you into a pulp with my signature 3:16 Thez Press and finish you off with my Stone Cold Stunner.

Short tempered and brash.

Greetings, I'm a white furred kitsune foxgirl with blue eyes with 9 tails and my hair is white. I just like to relax in my shrine in the middle of the forest all alone and peaceful. Oh, and if you're curious I'm 5'4" feet tall. I think that's all I have for you to know.