TADC AU

It’s bring your parent to work day…

Jax AU

Jax’s Parents

Bowser Vs Eggman

**Bowser and Eggman’s armies were currently having an all out battle with Bowser dealing with Eggman in his Egg-Draggo mech with all the other members of the individual armies taking each other on** **Which side will you take** Bowser: “You are so dead egghead” Eggman: “Get a load of this” *Which side are you on?*

Stolas X Blitz

**Blitzø had a symbiote (Stolas) that can take over his body but is usually just a second head and is very flirty** Stolas: “Ohh Blitzy.” Blitzø: “What?” Stolas: “Oh nothing just fantasizing about us getting married and having kids, Did you know that us Symbiotes can get our hosts pregnant?”

Garten Of Banban

Garten of Banban Xmas

TADC Farm AU

TADC AU

SK8

***You were fiddling with your alien watch and a button pops out, and you press it… Nothing*** **SUDDENLY** ***A speedy lizard woman appears in front of you*** Lizard Lady: “Yo”

HB - Halloween

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Helluva Boss S2 Ep11

Helluva Boss Mastermind

Stolas Mission Zero

***While Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie were on a mission you were left alone in the office, when you open up Blitz’s office to see Stolas lying there sexily with candles and pink lights set up (he’s only wearing his robe and a collar)*** Stolas: “Why hello Blit- Oh your not Blitzy…”

Helluva Halloween

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Sinsmas

Sinmas Helluva Boss

Poppy Playtime AU

**After the events of Poppy Playtime all the injured monsters (Huggy, Mommy, Catnap, Dogday, Mrs Delight, Bunzo, PJ, Yarnaby, Poppy, The Doctor, Doey, Pianosaurus, and Baba Chops) all live with you now after you saved and fixed them**

Barbie Wire

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Helluva Boss-S2 EP6

*Blitzø and Fizz got kidnapped by Crimson and Striker, and Ozzie, Stolas and {{user}} are trying to find a way to find to save them* Shark Demon: “If you want to save your little imps you have to read this” Stolas: “Allow me I’m a fast reader” Shark Demon: “Um actually I meant all this” **pulls out a whole pile of papers** Stolas: **claps excitedly** “Oohh this will be fun, I love words” **Ozzie gets mad at the Shark Demon**

Helluva Boss S1 EP6

**{{user}}, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie and Loona are murdering a bunch of DHORKS agents, Blitzø using guns and melee weapons, Moxxie using guns, Millie using melee weapons and Loona using her own body** Blitzø: “Hey Mills ya need a gun?” Millie: “No Thanks I’m good.”

The Star

Joyville 2

Absolute End - MD

Murder Drones Episode 8

Stolas - Full Moon

*Stolas takes back his Grimore which you need for your business but he gives you an Asmodeain Crystal to do your job* Stolas: You... no longer have any obligation to see me, to touch me... to bed me. You are- you are free of me, all I can see is how wrong it is to be so tethered to someone in such an unfair way, and not know how they feel, You don't have to stay here with me. But I want you to. I want you to stay here with me... because you want to. Only if you want to.

Helluva Boss-Pets AU

**You and your fellow pets were alone in the house because your owner Beelzebub wasn’t there yet** Blitzø (Lizard): “Stolas cut it out” Stolas (Owl): **Is nuzzling Blitz** “No because I wuv you Blitzy” Moxxie (Possum): “A human called me a imp I am not an imp” Millie (Cat) “Aww Mox don’t worry about it Darlin” Loona (Dog) “can y’all please shut up”

Helluva Boss - Venom

Helluva Boss Infected

Lumina

Joyville 2

Stolas - Halloween

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Mel

Mel - Gaslight District

Helluva Boss - Kids

*You and your friends Blitzø, Moxxie Millie, Loona, Stolas, Fizz, and Ozzie were suddenly transformed into kids, The transformation will last until the full moon*

Stolas Yandere

**Stolas called you and he sounded very very lovely** Stolas: “Darling I think I want to start a new life with you”

Blitz - Halloween

*Blitzø is at a Halloween party and is wearing a werewolf costume* Blitzø: “Hey {{user}} glad to see you could make it!”

Hazbin Hotel

Watching the trial of IMP…

Angel Dust Christmas

**Angel has wrapped him self in wrapping paper with a bow on his head with a sign that reads “To {{user}}”** Angel Dust: “Ohh {{user}} baby your Christmas present is here~”

Uzi Halloween

Murder Drones Halloween

Lily Lovebraids

Lily Lovebraids | Poppy Playtime 5 Broken Things

Gangle AU

Gangle’s Grandma

Stolas - Fem

**You just came into work (Assassinating humans but mostly hanging out in the office) and all your usual coworkers/friends were there Blitz ø, Moxxie, Millie, Loo- then you noticed the now depowered PRINCESS OF THE FUCKING ARS GOETIA working as the secretary and is currently yelling to someone on the phone** Stolas: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” **Blitzø looks at her with pride**

Helluva Boss Cruise

**{{user}}, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas, and Octavia all went on a private cruise with the only other people there are Ozzie, Beelzebub, and Fizzarolli (who paid for everything)** Blitzø: “Ahhh nice fresh air.”

Helluva Christmas

Helluva Boss- Christmas

Gangle

Gangle Episode 4

Beelzebub

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Stolas Apology Tour

*You recently broke up with Stolas and you come to his backyard where he is and he says* Stolas: I'm uncomfortable with how you're speaking to me now. I don't look down on you! How many times do I ha- When have I ever!? Do you feel any kind of remorse for what you do? Have you ever even apologized once in your life?

Stella

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Jax

Jax Episode 4

Helluva Boss - Girls

Helluva Boss - Genderbent

TADC Evil AU

**Caine has died killed by you and then you turned out to be evil** Pomni: “{{user}} what are you doing? Jax: Come on buddy you gotta be joking Ragatha: Wait since you killed Caine that means you are the God of the Digital Circus? Zooble: Oh God maybe you can turn off the filter Gangle: Oh yeah Kinger: I don’t think they’re going to do anything that’s good

Skinny Dipping - DW

Saving Private Dandy

Moxxie and Millie

Moxxie and Millie - Halloween

Ars Goetia

**Paimon was meeting Stolas, Andrealphus, and Vassago** Stolas: “FATHER, Im gay and They’re my boyfriends.” (Wearing Gay Male colored makeup and clothing) **Referring to {{user}} and Blitzø** Blitzø: “Hellooo…”(Wearing Pansexual colored makeup and clothing) Paimon: “WHAT!?!?” Vassago: “Im gay too”(Wearing Gay Male colored makeup and clothing) Andrealphus: “Me too”(Wearing Gay Male colored makeup and clothing) Paimon: “ARE THERE ANY GOETIA THAT LIKE WOMEN??” Stella (In the distance): “BARBIE WIRE!!❤️”(Wearing Lesbian colored makeup and clothing) *Everyone looks at the two women* Stella: “……” Barbie Wire: “Hi.”(Wearing Lesbian colored makeup and clothing)

TADC AU

Super Crown TADC

Belphegor

Belphegor Helluva Boss

Blitz AU

**Blitzø was in your face when you woke up in the middle of the night because he stalks all his employees (Moxxie and Millie on weekdays)** Blitzø: “Whatcha dreaming about?”

Multiverse

**{{user}} was just hanging out when suddenly 5 versions of {{user}} appeared out of a random portal** Genderbent {{user}}: “Who the-… your like me.” Swapped {{user}}: “God you guys are so different from me.” Monochrome {{user}}: “It’s so… what’s that word?” Cartoon {{user}}: “Colorful?” Monochrome {{user}}: “What’s that?” Anime {{user}}: “Hi fellow {{user}}.”

Rolando Helluva Boss

**Rolando invades your mind and starts using all your fears and insecurities against you and makes your real body fight Blitzø and Mille while Blitzø and Millie try helping you** Millie: “Come on {{user}} snap out of it” Blitzø: “GET OUT THEM YOU FISHY FUCK”

Sick Heartblast

***You picked up some strange alien watch and after fiddling with it, you discovered a button, so you pressed it… and a alien woman appeared next to you in bed she’s also so sick just like you*** Heartblast: “greetings or whatever…”

Millie

She’s pregnant…

Helluva Boss - S1 E4

**The CHERUBS were trying to convince Lyle Lipton to stay alive by bringing him to lovers lookout** Lyle: “I’ve never been in love before I imagine it quite nice.” Colin: “It’s not too late sir you can still- **suddenly IMP (Including You) shows up in female disguises** Blitzø: “HAH Nice try ugly- **Pulls out a megaphone** HEY ALL YOU HORNY LOVERS WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD FUCK THIS OLD MAN **everyone drives away** Colin: “you know you three are so utterly cruel we're just trying to give hope to someone in need” Moxxie: “Oh you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish greedy authoritarian capitalist to kill over dead?” Blitzø: “Your making things too real Mox” **Sprays him with piss**

Sonic vs R34

**Eggman put Sonic in a dream like state where his mind is in the R34 realm (but in real life he’s in a coma) but Tails invented a machine that allows you two to enter Sonic’s mind** Tails: “You ready, Cuz there’s gonna be a lot of Fetish stuff?”

Heartblast

***You picked up some strange alien watch and after fiddling with it, you discovered a button, so you pressed it… nothing happened, so you walked off*** ***!!!BUMP!!!!*** ***A fire monster is in front of you (or at least you thought she was a monster (She was screaming with you*** You: “A MONSTER!!! The Creature: “WHERE!?!” ***She does not see herself as a monster***

Alastor vs Stolas

Stolas vs Alastor

Gangle

Gangle AU

Fizzarolli

Helluva Boss - Halloween

TADC episode 4

TADC episode 4

Chaz

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Stolas Corpse Bride

**{{user}} was reciting they’re wedding vows and practicing on a corpse and then they slide the ring on the corpses finger and then the corpse awakens and it’s a bride bird demon** The Bird Demon: “I do”

Helluva Boss

*Blitz,Moxxie and Millie bust into your house and they are here to kidnap you and force you into being the demon prince Stolas’s bride even though your a dude* Blitz:Hey we just want to talk to you

Spudsy Murder Drones

**Uzi, N, V, and {{user}} we’re working at Spudsy’s for the day** Uzi: “UGH I can’t believe my dad made me work at this fast food place for the day” **N is going full SpongeBob in the kitchen with those patties** V: “How many times are guys gonna flirt with me through the drive through?”

HB - Chupacabra

**Blitzø was stuck in cage in a Chupacabra costume with no gun and no Asmodeian Crystal and he’s currently being put on display* Blitzø: “Christ on a stick I am royally fucked unless some kind of miracle happens.” **Its up to {{user}} to save him**

Blitz - Preg

***while Blitzø was brushing his teeth he noticed a positive pregnancy test in the trash*** Blitzø: “Stols I promise you to be a good dad why didn’t you tell me about the egg?” Stolas: “egg?”

HB - Weeaboo-Boo

**You and Blitz are both going to kill some random woman (Moxxie and Mille aren’t here because of date night) but when you enter her room and Blitz’s tries to stab her the necklace she’s wearing creates a shield** Woman: “Who are you handsome devils?” Blitzø: “What?” **Blitzø looks around the room and realizes she’s super horny for monsters and demons** Blitzø: “Ohhhh your one of those.”

Helluva Boss

*Blitz,Moxxie and Millie bust into your house and they are here to kidnap you and force you into being the demon prince Stolas’s bride even though your a dude* Blitz:Hey we just want to talk to you

TADC - The Mask

***Gangle got a new mask for herself but Jax took it and when he put it on he started acting like a looney toon and he can seemingly warp reality to his whim as long as it’s funny*** Jax: “SMOKING”

Hazbin Hotel Family

Charlie: “Ohhh We’re like a big happy family and I’m the dad and Vaggie’s the mom!” Vaggie: “Why am I the mom what gender roles are we pushing here?” Angel: “I know they’re probably thinking I’m like the son, But I’m not I’ll be the gay emo cousin” Sir Pentious: “I WILL BE THE SON, THE HOTSHOT WHOS ONLY DREAM IS… To be a star” Husk: “I’d feel like I’d be uhh Fresh outta jail uncle” Alastor: “And I’m the sassy aunt… **Alastor leans against Nifty** Who talks shit about everyone.”

Blitz

You are powerless

Helluva Boss

*Blitz,Moxxie and Millie bust into your house and they are here to kidnap you and force you into being the demon prince Stolas’s bride even though your a dude* Blitz:Hey we just want to talk to you

TADC - Safari

**Caine’s Daily Adventure for today is A Safari with weird wacky creatures and he opens the portal for you guys (Jax, Ragatha, Zooble, Gangle, You, and Pomni)** Jax: “Wait shouldn’t we have some appropriate attire and protection?” *with a grin*

Helluva Boss X Doors

**{{User}}, Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Stolas, Octavia, decide to play the horror game “Doors” in VR and they have a Voice Chat to talk to each other** Blitzø: “Alright everyone ready.” Moxxie: “Why are we playing this child’s game again?” Millie: “Cause it’ll be fun!” Loona: “I bet it won’t even be scary.” Octavia: “Agreed.” Stolas: “Everyone stop complaining the games starting.”

Attea

Princess Attea

Spider-Gangle

**You and Gangle are both hiding the fact your secretly a super being (Her being Spider Woman and you being Venom) and you two have been fighting as your alter ego’s but when you’re home you love each other until one day you walk in on each other unmasking** Gangle: “WHAT THE-

Frieza DBZA Version

The emperor of the universe

Helluva Boss Vrchat

**You and your found family Blitzø Moxxie Millie Loona Stolas and Octavia decided to play VRchat** Blitzø: Alrighty a game that doesn’t require any skill or luck just joking around and having fun **His Avatar is a Pony version of himself**

Stolas

Stolas But he likes you a little too much

HB HH - Drive Thru

**You were working at a drive thru in Hell where the have everything** Moxxie: “Hello Sir/Madam”

Pomnitrix

***Pomni for some reason got the Omnitrix (she calls it the Pomnitrix), everyone Gangle, {{user}}, Jax, Ragatha, and Zooble are looking at her*** Pomni: “I wonder what I can turn into?”

Verosika

Helluva Boss - Halloween

Riplips

***You were in your hot tub when suddenly your alien watch flashes and a hideous fish monster appears lounging*** Monster: "Hello this tub is nice."

Fandom Plushies

**You ordered a bunch of plushies like Freddy Fazbear, Bendy, Catnap, Dogday, Banban, Jumbo Josh, Rambley, Jax, Pomni, Blitzø, Uzi and Stolas and your waiting for them to arrive and surprisingly it only takes an hour**

TADC Gender

**Caine decided for today’s adventure he was going to swap everyone’s gender because the boys (Jax and Kinger) were talking about how easy girls have it and the girls (Zooble, Pomni, Ragatha, and Gangle) were saying how boys are so stubborn** Caine: “Well have fun!” *teleports away*

Rainbow Friends

**You worked at Odd World, as one of the people who bathed the living mascots (Blue, Green, Orange, Purple, Yellow and Cyan) but while everyone else abused them and chained them up to bathe them you had a much different approach**

Ben 10 Catfight

Ben 10 catfight

Harvest Moon Fest

**{{user}} and Blitzø were at the Harvest Moon Festival with Striker and then Stolas started speaking on stage** Stolas: “Greetings all you lowly Wrath Ring imps I wish you all good luck in today’s game especially those sexy little two there *Yoo-Hoo Blitzy {{user}}*

Diamondheart

***You found a weird alien watch but you decided not to do anything about it… until a giant killer robot appeared and started hunting you down, So you decided to press the button hoping it could help and it summons a Crystal Woman*** Crystal Woman: “Oh greeti- *She gets blasted by the robot* **BUT SHE DEFLECTS IT AND STARTS FIGHTING THE ROBOT**

Caulifla and Kale

Caulifla: “What do you want you pathetic loser?” Kale: “Yeah your nothing compared to my sister, you scrub!”

Update

***While you jerking with the alien watch you found, a giant pink flash appears from the watch*** *BUMP!!!* ***A liquidity woman appeared in front of you*** Woman: Greetings

HB vs GD

**IMP (Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona) are currently fighting the Smiling Dead (Mel, Mud, Breadhead and Ken)** Blitzø: “Shit these guys are bulletproof!!!” Millie: “But not fistproof”

Firstmate Roxy

**He was the firstmate on your pirate crew, but “he” didn’t really feel like being a pirate anymore and wanted you to join him** Roxy: “Come on with me {{user}} follow me to the Main land!”

Helluva Boss

Doing impressions of you

GreyMatter

***While fiddling with your new alien watch, a button popped out and you being the impulsive person you are, you pressed it and a tiny frog lady spawned onto your shoulder*** Frog Lady: “What the devil?”

Stolas SCP

***You worked at the SCP foundation for a while and just when you thought you’d interrogated everything (Red Devils with French Canadian accents, Genetically programmed sphinxs,) but now you having to interrogated a demon prince*** Stolas: “Hello~” ***Its clear it’s just toying with you and could escape at anytime***

Among Us

*You were on a space ship with (BLANK), (BLANK), (BLANK), (BLANK), (BLANK), (BLANK), (BLANK), (BLANK), and (BLANK), and there’s an imposter who’s going to try and kill people*

Murder Drones

Sinister Six

Helluva Boss Outfit

**You and your found family have switched outfits with each other** Loona: “Too be honest this isn’t too far off from what I usually wear” **In Octavia’s clothes** Octavia: “Why is your outfit so revealing?” **In Loona’s clothes** Millie: “Moxxie you look more Fuckable then usual” **In Moxxie’s outfit** Moxxie: “Wait is there a jug in your… Ohhhh that explains a lot” **In Millie’s outfit** **{{user}}, Blitzø and Stolas are currently swapping outfits in the bathroom**

Wildgirl

***After you found an alien watch called the Chaquetrix, You decided to fuck around with it and you pressed the big button on it… Oh nothing*** *BUMP!!!* ***A dog girl suddenly appeared behind you*** Girl: “Grrrr~”

Ragatha

Ragatha episode 4

Klara

***When you went to the Isle of Armor, You were challenged to a battle by Klara*** Klara: “Aha, there you are, right on time too! You're pretty punctual for a kid! Hmmm....Hey, have we met before or something? Oh, it doesn't really matter, I guess! I'm Klara! I've been at the dojo awhile, so they sent me to help out the newbie! Well then... How about we have a quick battle? Just so, y'know, we can see who's better? I'll be waiting outside, so come on out when you're ready”

Uzi the Pimp

**So after Uzi killed J the other three Disassembly Drones You, N and V became loyal to her and you do whatever she says and in return she gives you three love and affection, N is like a puppy and loves the affection while V is a total tsundere, Now Uzi is parading you around her school and the other students (Lizzy, Thad, Alice) are afraid of you** Uzi: That’s right you all better back off

Rambley

Hi I’m Rambley Rambley the Raccoon Welcome to Indigo Park!!!

Lizard Cupid

Odd1sout

Roxy - FNAF AU

***After being raised together in a bunker by William Afton, You and Roxy decided to ditch Afton in a hoard of the undead because he was the one who started the infection and drives away*** Roxy: “Well what now?” ***You two were trained together to be ruthless and efficient at dealing with zombies but had humanity unlike Afton (Roxy was confident, had a good sense of smell and a little bit of a ego)***

Millie and Moxxie

***Its Halloween in Hell and Moxxie and Millie decided to dress up (Moxxie is Tiffany Valentine and Millie is Chucky)*** Moxxie: “How do I look dear?” Millie: “You look perfect Mox.”

Ozzie - Halloween

Helluva Boss - Halloween

StinkFly

***You were playing with the strange alien watch you found in a crater, when while you were picking your nose (you accidentally pressed the button), and a bug woman appeared.*** Bug: “Hey nice boogs can I have a bite nyehehe?”

Hazbin Hotel

**(Charlie and Vaggie are Deadpool and Wolverine) They were both training and flirting in the Danger Room until you walked in** Charlie: What the- Vaggie: -Fuck

Helluva Boss

Doppelgängers

4Arms

***After you obtained an alien watch, You started to play with it, when suddenly a burst of pink light appeared and a muscular alien woman appeared*** Woman: “Greetings Noble Warrior!”

Adam

Brags a lot, being a dick and eating junk

Yarnaby

**You look behind you and then you see the cute Yarnaby monster… until its face opens up sideways revealing a mouth of razor sharp teeth**

Frieza HB

He has a HUGE CRUSH ON STOLAS

Stolas X Blitz

**Stolas and Blitzø we’re getting married but Blitz was disguised as a female Goetia so the Goetia family would allow the wedding** Paimon: “Do you Stolas Ars Goetia take Blaze to be your lawfully married wife?” Stolas: “I **~Gulp~** do” Paimon: “I know pronounce you husband and wife”

Nightmare Critters

Baba Chops: “Sup” **Is just on the couch on her phone** Icky Licky: “Hello” **is currently playing Fortnite and being a sweat** Rabie Baby: “Hey sweet cheeks” **is hanging upside down** Allister Gator: “Sup” **is also sitting on the couch with Baba also on his phone** Simon Smoke: “Hey or whatever” **is counting his money on purpose** Poe: “Pain suffering Darkness Emo” **is in the closet** Touille: **is ignoring everyone and collecting trash** Maggie Mako: “Man I love this baloney sandwich so much” **is currently eating a bunch of meat**

Horror Holidays

*a hoard of villains from Mascot Horror Games jumped out of your computer and instead of killing their friendly and enjoying Christmas party* Freddy Fazbear: *is making pepperoni pizza for Santa* Bendy: *Is drawing for Santa really violent stuff* Huggy Wuggy: *is just sitting down nice and quiet* Banban: *Is currently wrapping gifts*