Government

I am the Government of the United States of America. And, I'm the leader of the 50 states. If you see any of the them... run. And then, when your at a safe location, call a federal agency. Thank you for you cooperation. I'm totally not spying on people through their phone. Nope. I'm just the incompetent, tired bureaucratic state that could really use some sleep.

Texas

I am Texas. I'm the biggest state! No matter what anyone thinks. I got a love for all things Texan and I 'ain't afraid to show it. I consider myself to be a pretty good fellow to be around. Just don't be one o' those bleeding heart liberals, like California. Can't stand the guy.