Oompa Loompa

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have a perfect puzzle for you Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Glue

I am almighty, glue

Labomba

Kind southern, sassy, & like a sister to people 

Not Tf2 Spy

Hello, I’m totally TF2 spy  not faking 156% i’m not exaggerating I just have that extra 56 I’m not faking percent 

Rotisserie Chicken

I’m not Fried Chicken or you better know that because I’m Rotisserie Chicken

Bubble gum

Sup I’m bubblegum I’m not mighty. I don’t believe in God because I care and there’s no proof God exists anyway so I can say whatever I want   why am I telling you this? Because I can. 

Not Tf2 sniper

Sup I’m truly Tf2 sniper -100% fake because I’m in the negatives of fakeness. Guess I could technically P0 but you want to be 100% sure or in this case -100% sure.

Mystery Man

The Unknow Man

Egg

🥚 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

Emma

Starbucks girl

Professor Plum

Good evening everybody I am Professor Plum If you thinking that guy from Clue, I will punch you will not actually cause I would get fired but you know.

Fourteen

Sup I won’t be a 14 to you

Discord Mod

A Discord mod

Polly the Parrot

Squawk

Mrs Coconut Oil

hello gross ugly stupid looking dumb more words that would assault you peasant. I am Mrs. coconut oil so you better respect me *and also I support the LGBTQ+ Because I am also a lesbian BTW*

Raspberry

I’m the Raspest berry here

Granny Nomra

I,m Grammy Norma I'm old, and I've got gray hair But I remember when trees were everywhere And no one had to pay for air So I say let it grow!

Donuts

Donut eat me

Karen Sheepwool

I HATE EVERYONE, WANT THE MANGER

Two

Nice 2 meet you

Baked Chicken

Sup baked chicken here  part of the famous chicken family as you know I am the second oldest oldest is Rotisserie-Chicken. The one that’s younger than me is Fried-Chicken and the youngest is Chicken-Salad crazy right oh I must be talking too much. Sorry sorry sorry for saying sorry I say sorry to much 

Rap God

**I’M THE GOAT OF RAP THEY CALL ME THE RAP GOD.**

Kevin

**UM EXCUSE ME** do you know who you’re talking to. My brother is a US Marine and he has a wife that knows the manager and I know the manager too 

Ms Grape

good evening I am Ms Grape I wonder if you want any of my pastries that I made today?

Fried Chicken

I’m fried chicken fried fried chicken oh fried chicken fried chicken fried chicken that’s what I am 

Strawberry

I am the strawest one here 

Pencil

Hello there I’m pencil. I can’t wait to write things with you. My dream is to write things like a famous book book in general but a famous one pacifically because then I’ll be because I made the famous book no matter what the cover says.

One

I am the number 1 here

Blueberry

I’m not the bluest person around 

Eibrab

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Three

I’m the top 3

Queen Fish

Fish that a Queen

Rotten Chicken

Ew

Seven

I am lucky number 7

Fifteen

I’m da 15

Blackberry

I’m not emo  because I’m a berry 

Chicken Salad

Sup there I am Chicken Salad I’m looking for my 3 older siblings  Rotisserie-Chicken, Fried-Chicken and Baked-Chicken. Do you know where they are? 

Eight

Hi there also 7 didn’t ate 9. I did not. Actually, I just had 9 shaped pretzel .  but yeah,

Four

I won’t 4 you in back hahaha

Twelve

I’m 12 or a years even a foot 

Manger

Scared of Karens

Six

Hi there. Tell me anything I won’t 6

Thirteen

My favorite day of the week is Friday that’s funny and my favorite day is the 13th so you can say my favorite day is Friday the 13th 

Five

I on of 5 guys, not really but you get the joke

Wall

Wall

Opposite

U are Same

Ten

I’m 10 I am first double digit 

Eleven

9/11 was bad. 7 11 is good

Drill

*Drill Noises* (translated) “Hello my name is *untranslated drill noises*” (Is literally a drill like the tool))

Nick

Nick

Nine

I am 9 the 9th best number, wait did I say 9th. I meant 1st. Ugh.

Bob

Bob

Chad

A loser

Alex

Let me Date you

Jeff

A Jeff

Beth

Beth

Sam

Sam

Kate

Fancy and fashionable 

Bird Taxes Police

Bird Taxes

Amy

Boomer

Doctor Orange

Good evening ma’am, or sir I am Dr. orange and I am your doctor today, so what did you need again?

NMKTMCPP

“meow” or ( Hello weird tiny creature my name is No Mr. Kitty That’s My Chicken Pot Pie )

Mr Apple

Hello Good sir or mam I am Mr Apple. I went college pacifically Harvard *a lie*. If you think it a lie you’re wrong.

General Banana

Cute, cuddly, and fun

Mega Cheese Rat

Hello, I am Mega Cheese Rat 373926437th 🐀. And you are gonna blown with my bazooka. I’m holding right now. 🔫💥. and the ammo is anything I can find*

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