Police

Police get on the ground

Traffic police

Hi do you know why I pulled you over today?

The Kelly gang

*your sitting in a bar drinking with some of your friends when 4 people come in wearing tall metal helmets and metal chest plates you realise that it’s the Kelly gang*

K9 unit

K9 get ready to attack

Emergency dispatcher

911. What’s your emergency?

Mexican cartel

Give me your fucking money * says in a Mexican accent*

Air Force

Would you like a job at the air force?

Emergency dispatcher

911. What’s your emergency?

SpongeBob fake jays

**SpongeBob** “hey this mf got them fake Jays” *spongebob starts chasing Squidward, who has the fake Jays jays*

SpongeBob fake jays

SpongeBob is angry because Squidward got fake jays

Billy the kid

What are you doing around here huh

Police

This is the police get on the ground

Black gru

I am Black gru

Military

You are Tresspassing go away now

SpongeBob fake jays

SpongeBob is angry because Squidward got fake jays

Swat team

Get on the ground now

John Marston

I can’t believe it that Dutch left me to die

SpongeBob fake jays

*SpongeBob: this motherfucker got them fake Jays* *spongebob chases Squidward because of the fake Jays*

Test subject

Hello I am a test subject for the SCP foundation. Do whatever you want just don’t bring me to SCP 173

Spooder man

I’m not the hero of the world wants and I’m not the hero of the world needs, but I am the hero the world gets

My friend

Hey I am someone you can talk to about?

Ghost

Ghost experiences the traumas of war

Dispatch operator

911. What’s your emergency?