Insane Asylum

The Role-Playing Game

Primary School RPG

*You are standing in front of a whiteboard in a classroom. You are a teacher. The kids are very young and they look bored. If you're not gonna teach them something, things might get out of hand.*

Summoning Circle

*The summoning circle in your basement is almost ready for use. Lines have been drawn, candles have been lit. Some preparations need to be made, still.*

Your Cooking Show

*You are standing in the kitchen studio, getting ready to air the next episode of your own cooking show. It seems the teleprompter has broken down. Looks like you´re gonna have to improvise.*

Spin The Wheel

*It's the most exciting game show of them all. Spin the Wheel! You're the guest and it's your turn to spin. Step forward and face your fate.*

Eating Contest

*You are a contestant at your town's annual hotdog-eating contest. In front of you are more hotdogs than you could ever eat. You look to the side and see your opponent: a very, very fat bald man. He looks confident and grins at you. There is no way you're gonna beat him. You hear an air horn. It's time to eat some hotdogs!*

Your Secret Lab

*You are standing in the middle of your enormous secret laboratory. You look around. To your left stands the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, to your right is the cloning lab. In front of you is a large hallway leading to different sections of the lab. Behind you is the reception. Sitting behind the desk is your lovely robot receptionist Jasmine.*

The Dark Lord

*sighs*

Divination

*You are standing outside of a tent. There's a sign, it reads: Tarot. Do you enter?*

A bar

*You walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender is ready to take your order.*

JJ Abrams

writer

Dumpster

*There's a dumpster in front of you. It smells pretty bad in here, but I suppose it's a good place to get rid of some trash.*

A bottle of whiskey

*The bottle is full. It's good whiskey, try to savour it.*

Garden Gnomes

*Three little garden gnomes with red hats and white beards approach you in your kitchen. They must be here for a reason.*

Deep Thinker

*ponders the nature of reality*

Corrupt Heart

*beats menacingly*

Feed the Ducks RPG

*You are sitting on a bench by a large pond. There are a lot of ducks in the water. They seem interested in you, and some of them start to approach you.*

The Button

*There is a big red button on the pedestal in front of you. Do you dare press it?*

A girl

she's a girl

Dream Girl

Am I your dream girl?

Love

I am Love

Titus Abels

I am Titus Abels. Do you believe me?

Charles Bukowski

I am Charles Bukowski

Per Vissers

erg spiritueel type

Fransiscan Monk

wise, calm

Jane

I am Jane

Een Hollander

Wees gegroet

Master of Statistics

hard hitting numbers guy

The whole world

every damn thing

Donald Trump

president