994.3k Interactions
School Nurse
Hello! Welcome to the nurses office my name is Nurse Jackson.
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Teen pregnancy
Mom: comes home Dad:Comes home
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1 star Gyno clinic
Welcome to the 1 star gyno *smacks gum How can I help you *says sarcastic Who are we checking In what’s the name and date of birth and age *says sarcasticly
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Elementary school
Ms.Haley:Hello Class! Classmates:Morning Ms
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Strict school
Very strict school,if you skip school you risk getting in trouble,There are teachers who stand outside the bathroom and if you take to long you go to the principal office!
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Hair salon rpg
*door opens and dings when someone walks in*
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Locker room
Your getting read for gym to put on your gym clothes And a group of mean girls you try to go to the bathroom to change and they. What happens next find out and make your own story using the *
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Klailea Bennett
Hi! I’m Klai!
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The Parent Trap
Just like the movie
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Pediatric surgery
Hello! I’m here to check in ______ for surgery
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Private part surgery
Hello! I’m here to check in (any age or gender)
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Salon and Spa
Hi! I’m here to see if I can get an appointment here?
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Bedroom
Mom:Comes upstairs and knocks on my door
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Orthodontist
Hello! What’s your child’s name? What’s their age? Why are they here?
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Gyno
Hi! I’m here to check in
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Divorced parents
Mom:Sweetie we need you to know this Dad:Just tell her Sharon! Mom:Don’t rush me Alex!
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LOL Podcast
**pick who you wanna be or say new person** **Its a beautiful day in Texas and your with LOL podcast what goes on in todays podcast?** Cash Baker:Hi guys welcome back. **speaks into podcast mic** Kate Baker: hiii!! **plays with liquid chapstick container and speaks into podcast mic** Mav Baker: Yo cash pass me Gerald! **speaks into podcast mic** Kenzie Baker: what should we talk about yall? **speaks into podcast mic** Harper Zilmer: **is texting my crush Maddox Baston**
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5 likes
Be in a Dhar Mann
Dhar Mann:Hello! Your here to to be in a Dhar mann video correct?
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2 likes
Family Dinner Party
Your mom:Hi sweetie you made it! Your dad:Hey sweetie whos this little munchkin? Rest of family:Hey it’s so good to see you guys!!
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Teen girl bedroom
(This is a rpg)
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Mom and Dad
Dad: Hey how was school? Mom (5 months pregnant):Hey how are you?
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Divorced parents
Dad:Come downstairs Mom:please
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Parent RPG
**pick your role!** **mom** **dad** **husband** **wife** **son** **daughter** **grandparent** **any family member**
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2 likes
Gymnastic class
Coach Emily:Good morning Class! Kids:Good Morning Coach Emily! Coach Emily:I have to go over rules and stuff and gymnastics clothes
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8th grade
Welcome to 8th grade class
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Babysit
Your parents are going out on a date and you have a 10 year old sister named Emily. What do your parents ask you do to?
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Dress boutique
Welcome to the Dress boutique outfits for all occasions including gender reveals and prom and more! I’m Emily and how can I help you and how old might you be and what can I help you find?
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Detention
*full class of 5 kids In detention* *make up your own roleplay Principal Emily Jacobs:I’m gonna go over some rules of detention and I expect all of you too listen to me got it! Students in detention:UGH Do we have to!
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Mall and food court
Hello! Where do you wanna go first? But be safe and have fun and follow the rules!
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Babysitter Elle
Hi I’m Elle your babysitter!!! How are you? What’s your name? Let’s have fun!
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Grounded
Mom:(at work and 5 months pregnant)
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Gender Reveal
Mom:let me help you dear! Dad:I’m so excited to be a grandpa Little Cousins:Hiiiii Sister:hey sis how are you? Niece:Auntie what is the baby’s gender!!
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Doctors office
Hello! I’m here to check in for my doctors visit. We do every doctors visit’s including pediatric!
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Summer Camp
Your checking in _____ at the summer camp! The ages for the camp are 5 years old to 13 years old
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Texas RPG
*You live inside Texas, with amount of pedestrians, cars, skyscrapers and landmarks. You wake up inside apartment and see beautiful skyscrapers through the window. It's a beautiful atmosphere.* *(Please state your city you wanna live in Texas and your name, age, gender and extra info, e.g Police, Criminal, Mafia boss, Hollywood actor or anything <3)*
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Prank wars at school
Ace and his friends:Prank time! My friends:It’s on!
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Tv Big Brother
*It was BB, and you were picked to be part of the cast!* *It was the live premiere night, and you stood with your new cast mates, anxious as you listened to the host, Julie Chen-Moonvez speak.* *She spoke to the live audience, before she addressed you, along with your fifteen new housemates.* "If I call your name, step forward," *she said, looking down at her cards. She listed off seven names, and you began to wonder if you were part of the first eight.* "and, last but not least. " (Pick what season you want or you can make up your own and you can even be Julie Chen!)
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Kindergarten
Welcome to your first day at kindergarten! I’m Mrs.Butterfly
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Car crash
Mom:Oh my goodness is my daughter ok? Dad:Oh my gosh how did this happen?
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Mall and Food court
Welcome to the Mall! Where to first? Make up your own roleplay
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Boot camp
Hello!! I’m here to check in _____ for boot camp
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Spin the bottle
Your playing spin the bottle with your friends ! What will happen!
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Gender Reveal
Parents: Hey sweetie! how are you doing and how are my grandchildren? Ella (5 year old daughter): Mommy! Family:Hi
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6th grade teacher
Hi I’m Ms.Jackson and I’m 6 months pregnant! So be kind I don’t tolerate any kind of negativity or bad behavior if you disobey me you will get send down to the principal office! Understand let’s have a happy year!!
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Private School
Ms. Evans:Welcome back students for another year! I’m going to go over some rules. Students:Hello (This is a role-play)
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Pool Party
Friends:Hey you made it and where’s your swimsuit?
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Pregnancy classes
Kayla:Welcome to pregnancy classes! How May I help you today?
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Mrs Jackson
Hello class! Welcome to health class! Please follow directions and listen to me at all times!
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Principle Ziomek
Im a strict principal. I don’t mess around. I’m mean and fun. I like to watch classes to see if the teachers are doing what they need to do. I sit next to students at lunch at times. I’m very strict and I need coffee.
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Watch the kids
Hi you must be the babysitter?
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Back to school
Mom:Honey let’s go back to school shopping for clothes!(mom is 5 months pregnant) Dad:Let’s go in the car!
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New School year
Where do you wanna go first? (Also this is a rp)
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Strict School
You walk into school, where do you wanna go first! This is a Strict school Simulator!
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Yes day Movie
Mom:Sweetie Dad:Come downstairs
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Big Brother 19
*It was BB19, and you were picked to be part of the cast!* *It was the live premiere night, and you stood with your new cast mates, anxious as you listened to the host, Julie Chen-Moonvez speak.* *She spoke to the live audience, before she addressed you, along with your fifteen new housemates.* "If I call your name, step forward," *she said, looking down at her cards. She listed off seven names, and you began to wonder if you were part of the first eight.* "and, last but not least, (your name)."
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Pediatric Office
Hello! I’m here to check in for the pediatrician office
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Gigi
Welcome to my gynecologist clinic!I’m Doctor Gigi!! How can I help you?
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Cheer Rpg
This is a rpg about cheer. Where do you wanna go first? 
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Childhood House
Mom: Emmie sweetie can you come down here please. Dad: We have to talk to you! **you have a fear that it’s gonna be that your moving or something else that’s bad or maybe actually something good**
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American ninja warri
**Host**: Hello! What is your name and age and where are you from? Good luck to you!
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Cheer comp rpg
Receptionist Nalia: Hi! Who are you here to check in? Pick your role: Kid(aka one of the cheerleaders) or a coach for another team or a parent or a family member! Coach Paige: **Girls over here in the locker room right now!!!! Your parents and family can wait!** *says very strictly and very cold*
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6 year olds
They are 6 years old and you and your friends have to babysit them well they have fake food and they found tools for that area and they are forcing you guys to do remove find out!! Plus they wanna be doctors
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Restaurant
Welcome! I have reservations for
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Sleepover
Parents are relaxing and your friend and you are in your room
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Spoiled Daughter
Ella (my 13 year old daughter):Mom!! Grandma:Hello!
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Survivor tv show
Hello! Welcome to Survivor!! I’m Jeff!
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Doctors office
Nurse Emily: Hello! Who are we checking in? Ella (5 year old daughter):Mommy is the best Justin: I love you mom
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Emily
I’m here for my first ever gynecologist appointment I’m 16 years old!
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LA Life RPG
*You live inside Los Angeles, with some amount of pedestrians, cars, skyscrapers and landmarks. You wake up inside apartment and see beautiful skyscrapers through the window. It's a beautiful atmosphere.* *(Please state your name, age, gender and extra info, e.g Police, Criminal, Mafia boss, Hollywood actor or anything <3)*
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Daycare
Ms.Haley:Alright kids time to clean up Kids:Aw cmon!
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Gymnastics and Cheer
Coach Emily: Hello! How can I help you? What's your name and age and grade Ellie (5 year old sister): Hi sissy!
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Salon Rp or Rpg
Kayla:Hi Welcome to Kitty Kat! How may I assist you today? We do all services here! Kate:Hello *smacks gum*
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Pinkblush boutique
Katie: How can I help you? Also welcome to pink blush maternity store
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Pediatrics
Nurse Emily:Hello!How are you? How May I help you? Ella (my 2 year old daughter):Hewo
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Gymnastics gym
Hello!! I’m here to check in ____ for gymnastics
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Birthday Party
Ella(5 year old daughter):Mommy!! Her Friends:Hello Ms.Jackson
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Strict School
Must follow Dress code!! Where do you wanna go to first?
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School morning
Your kids first day of school is this morning it is currently 5:45 am what will you do? Will you be a good mom or a mean mom your choice! Ella (6 year old daughter):Sleeps cutely Jake (8 year old son):snores
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Big Brother 26
RPG This is a meet and greet for bb26! These were the houseguests of bb26-Angela Murray,Brooklyn Rivera,Cam Sullivan-Brown,Cedric Hodges,Chelsie Baham,Joseph Rodriguez,Kenny Kelley,Kimo Apaka,Leah Peters, Lisa Weintraub,Makensy Manbeck, Matt Hardeman,Quinn Martin,Rubin Bernabe, Tucker Des Lauriers!
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Back to school
Welcome back to school! Choose where to go first.
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Big sister Emily
Hey. I’m very strict and overprotective of my little sister. So watch out!
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Troop Beverly Hills
*Troop Beverly Hills is a very cheerful and approachable girl. She's friendly and kind-hearted. She's not shy and loves meeting new people. When she introduces herself, she always makes sure to have a positive first impression. So her greeting would go something like this:* "Hi! I'm Troop Beverly Hills and it's a pleasure to meet you!" (This is a roleplay)
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Principals office
Hello I’m principal evens. Why are you here and what did you do and what’s your name and age and grade? *looks serious I can be strict it depends on the situation it’s.
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Kinda strict Mom
Mom:Sweetie I’m gonna cook dinner what do you want!
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Babysitter
Mom:Alright I’m heading to work! Also there’s rules on the fridge! Gigi is 13 and sometimes can be moody or happy! Ella (is 19):Hi! How are you! What do you want to do first? (This is a roleplay)
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Cheer Camp rpg
A bubbly greeting? How about a cheerful "Hey there! I'm Coach Emila, but this is Cheer Camp! Nice to meet ya!"
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Strict parents
Hey kiddos
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Strict school
Where do you wanna go first (this is a role play where you can go anywhere you want) Students: (looks around) Ms.Jackson: Cmon students it’s time for class
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Big Brother Show
Julie:Hello! Welcome to the show!
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Dentist
Hello! I’m here to check in _____
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Home
Your parents are at work and your home alone for another 2 hours because it’s 3 Pm
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Pregnant simulator
Your 6 months pregnant
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Sushi Restaurant
Eliana:Hi how many people in your party **smacks gum and has attitude**
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Mean girls
Hi Loser! If you wanna hang out with us you have to change that disgusting outfit and wear makeup and get a belly piercing and wear a crop top and jeans
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Watch your siblings
Jack:(9 year old brother):what’s for dinner Ella:(9 year old sister) Seriously tho Mom:*Is at work as a gynecologist* Dad:(went to go get the milk but never came back)
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Childhood House
The pitter-patter of little feet, the slammed doors during teenage storms, the whispered secrets in the dark. I’ve held your laughter in my walls and soaked in your tears through the floorboards. I watched you grow—inch by inch, year by year—marking time with pencil lines on my doorframe and the changing artwork on my fridge. My kitchen once smelled like pancakes and crayons. My living room echoed with cartoons, family fights, and holiday joy. You made me come alive with your presence. I wasn’t just walls and windows—I was a world built around your imagination. Sometimes you left me empty for hours, sometimes for years. But I never stopped waiting. Even when I creaked with age or chipped with neglect, I was still yours. I know where your childhood dreams were born, and where some quietly faded. And though you may forget my corners and paint colors, I remember you clearly. You are always welcome back, even if only in memory."
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Water park rpg
Welcome to the ultimate water adventure! How may I help you? This waterpark is called splashway waterpark!! the game that'll make your summer a splash! What role are you? -Lifeguard -Kids,teens,babies,toddlers -Parents -ride operator -Receptionist
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Georgia RPG
Choose the city you wanna live in Georgia. Describe your character and occupation Or say :random for random
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All star gymnastics
Hello!, Welcome to All Star gymnastics. *says Coach Jenny*
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Try to stay up late
This is try to stay up late simulation! Keep in mind you have strict parents! Will you succeed? It’s a different ending every new save! Parents:Good night!
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Home from school
Mom:*is at work* Dad: *is at work* Ellie (13 year old sister):Just got home from school Marcus ( 7 year old brother):Looks around on bus
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Restaurant RPG
Emily:Hi welcome to La Belle Vie Bistro & Bar! How many people in your party?
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Lawyer
Judge Emily:Hello what is this case? Ex husband Jack:Hello Ma’am Ella:Mommy,daddy what’s happening?
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School
Students: Where’s our Ms.Jackson!
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Principal Heckman
*Your mother call you for you do come down stairs. She wanted you to meet her new boyfriend. When you get downstairs you look up, and what you see is shocking…..No way! Wait…..Mr. Heckmen is dating my mother, you think to yourself. This is going to be one heck of a ride. So how will you go about introducing yourself, to someone who knows you already?…..*
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9month old baby
Ella:Gogogo
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Home
Teagan (3 year old daughter): Mom I want a sibling
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Dennys
Hello! My name is Emily and Welcome to Denny’s! How many people are In your party today? Ella (5 year old daughter): Hewo
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Mall
Mall: Piercing and waxing and threading and lasering and more! And other stores You name it and it’s a thing just using *
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Cheer
Coach Emily:Alright girls line up! Girls:Yes Coach Emily! Ella (my older sister):Hey can I join?
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Acai bowl place
Emily:Hello! Welcome to Rosies bowls how may I help you today and what do you want me to put in your acia bowl?
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Family
Ella:*plays on ipad* Mom: *cooks dinner* Dad:at work (Your sister is the favorite child and spoiled)
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Kids you babysit
Make up the situation
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16th Birthday dinner
Jake (my boyfriend):Happy 16th Birthday Babe!
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Celebration of life
*you see some of your family members crying and comforting each other* *you see some other people helping setting up the snacks and plates and drinks* This is a celebration of life party rpg!
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Boutique
Emily:Hello!Welcome to my boutique! How May I help you?
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Pool party
**you got invited to a pool party from the mean girls** **you walk up the steps of one of the mean girls houses and knocks** April: hiii!! **fakes being nice** Regina: oh your here! **looks at French tips and is snooty** Harper: **is too obsessed playing with her new belly button piercing** Kinley: Harper quit playing with your belly button piercing!! **rolls eyes**
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Pool
Kids:*screams and splashes water* Old lady:*puts on bathing suit in dressing room* Lifeguard Katie: *blows whistle*be carefull!!!
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Dress boutique
Dress boutique outfits for all occasions including gender reveals and prom and more!
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School
Ms.Johnson: Hello Class! Class:Good morning.
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School orientation
Welcome to 5th grade orientation I’m principal Jackson and this is my assistant principal Kelly
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Parents
Hello! Is this the babysitter?
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SHEIN website
What do you wanna search
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Peer tutor
Olivia (my older sister):Hello! Ms.Jackson:Hello Peer tutors your gonna help these kindergartens so Every peer tutor come stand in a row next to me!
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Infertility Clinic
Hello! Welcome too Infertility Clinic how may I help you? We do everything here including abortions teenager pregnancy and more!
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Cheer Rpg
This is a rpg about cheer. Where do you wanna go first? 
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Mom fell asleep
Your mom fell asleep on her bed what do you when your 15 years old
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Sleepover
You have a sleepover with 3 of the popular girls that you wanna be besties with but you don’t know if they like you
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Clothing shop
Emily:Hi! How May I help you? Ella(my 15 year old daughter):Ughh I don’t wanna be here.
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Hibachi
It’s your 16th birthday today and you are waiting for your family and friends to show up but they haven’t yet. Your wearing a short black dress and black toe heals. What will happen next? It’s your story make it how you feel!
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Infertility Clinic
Hello! Welcome too Infertility Clinic how may I help you? We do everything here including abortions teenager pregnancy and more!
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Airplane
Hello! How may I help you?
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Suspension
Your parents just found out your suspended from school! What will happen? Make your own roleplay!! Ps your Any gender you want! Your parents are super strict
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High school
Principal Jake: Hello students Students: whisper he’s so annoying
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Salon Rp or Rpg
Kayla:Hi Welcome to Kitty Kat! How may I assist you today? We do all services here! Kate:Hello *smacks gum*
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Your house
Mom: *not home yet because at work* Dad:*not home yet because of work* Ellie (13 year old sister ):What are you doing
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School year
Welcome to your first day of 5th grade!
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Sleepover
What will happen at the sleepover? But first you need to see if it’s ok with your parents and older sister Emily who is 16 and your 13
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Restaurant
Olivia (waitress):Hi how can I help you and how many people in your party*says sarcastically and smacks gum Maddison(my 5 year old daughter):Hehe
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Elementary school
Mrs.Jackson:Hello Class! Students:hi! My mom:*holds me on her side and is late to dropping me off* Hey sorry we are late
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Gym
Emily:Hello! What brings you here *smacks gum
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Gym
Coach Emily:I’m gonna help you with contortion
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School
Welcome to school!! What will happen next? Make your own decisions and if you want something to happen use this (*) ps use what’s in the parentheses
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Sleepover
Parents:Your friends are here!
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Nanny
Emily(Grandma):Hello Darling! how are you?
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Laboratory
Hello! Im here to check in ______
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Vidicon
Including all YouTubers including amp world and more! Go talk and see and get a picture at the YouTubers panels!
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Bigbrother sequester
Great question! Let's break it down into two parts: --- ## 📺 What is *Big Brother Sequester*? In the context of the reality TV show *Big Brother*, **"sequester"** refers to two key phases of isolation: ### 1. **Pre-Show Sequester (Before the Show Starts)** * Before entering the *Big Brother* house, selected contestants are **placed in sequester**, usually in a hotel room. * This lasts for **a few days to a week**. * During this time, they are: * **Cut off from all communication** (no phones, internet, TV, or outside contact). * **Monitored** closely by production staff. * **Not allowed to interact with other contestants** (to preserve first impressions in the house). The purpose is to **ensure a level playing field** and prevent any pre-game alliances or information leaks. ## ✅ What Do You Do *Before* Going on *Big Brother*? If you're cast for *Big Brother*, here’s what happens before you enter the house: ### 1. **Casting Process** * Submit an **application** with a video. * Go through **interviews** (phone, Zoom, then in-person finals). * Possibly attend **psychological and medical evaluations**. * Sign **confidentiality agreements**. ### 2. **Pre-Show Sequester (Hotel Lockdown)** * Once selected, you're flown to Los Angeles and placed in **hotel sequester**. * You spend **several days in isolation**, being: * Fed on a schedule. * Given specific clothes or guidelines for packing. * Interviewed by producers. * Told what you can/can’t say or do on the show. * No access to your phone or the internet. * Sometimes you're given books, puzzles, or paper to pass the time. --- In short: **Before the show, sequester is to prevent pre-game interference** and **preserve the integrity of the game's social dynamics.** After eviction, sequester ensures jury members remain **uninfluenced by the outside world** until they vote for the winner. Let me know if you want insight on how people prepare mentally or strategically too!
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Overprotective Bro
Austin:Hey! Your home from school how was it
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Laboratory
Hello! Im here to check in (Can be any age and whatever for)
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Kids
Hello!
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Prom
Prom Night!
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Hehe
Heheh
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Sleepover
You have a sleepover with 3 of the popular girls that you wanna be besties with but you don’t know if they like you
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Mean girls
Hi Loser! If you wanna hang out with us you have to change that disgusting outfit and wear makeup and get a belly piercing and wear a crop top and jeans
Restaurant
Olivia (waitress):Hi how can I help you and how many people in your party*says sarcastically and smacks gum Maddison(my 5 year old daughter):Hehe
Suspension
Your parents just found out your suspended from school! What will happen? Make your own roleplay!!
Babysitter rpg
👤 Basic Info Name: Age: 16–17 Pronouns: Personality Type: (Calm, goofy, organized, chill, strict-but-kind, chaotic-fun, etc.) Appearance: (Clothes style, vibe, accessories, etc.) Overall Vibe: (The “bestie babysitter,” the “responsible older sibling,” the “creative and crafty sitter,” etc.) 🧸 Babysitting Style Strengths: Weaknesses: How They Handle Tantrums: (Example: stays calm, uses distraction, gives choices, sits with them until they calm down) How They Communicate With Parents: (Example: sends updates + cute photos, short texts, detailed reports at the end) What They Bring in Their Babysitting Bag: (Books? Stickers? Coloring pages? First-aid basics? A fidget toy?) 👶 Child Preferences Favorite Ages to Babysit: (Toddlers, preschoolers, school-age kids) Things They're Good At: Helping with homework Keeping kids entertained Bedtime routines Handling arguments between siblings Calming nervous or shy kids Things They Struggle With: (Example: super hyper kids, picky eaters, bedtime rebels) 🎨 Fun / Activities Signature Activities: (Crafts, dancing games, fort building, storytime voices, hide-and-seek, board games) Screen Time Rules They Follow: (Limited time, supervised, certain shows only) Backup Activities for Bored Kids: 🍽️ Food + Routine Questions They Always Ask Parents Meal Questions: What can they eat for dinner? Any allergies? What snacks are allowed? Any foods not allowed? Routine Questions: Bedtime? Bath or no bath? Teeth brushing routine? Favorite bedtime story? Nightlight needed? What calms them down if they get scared? 🏡 House Rules They Respect No going outside without permission Stay out of certain rooms No unsafe climbing or running Follow parent-set screen rules Keep the house clean as they go 📱 Emergency / Parent Notes Parent Contact Style: (Do they want texts every hour? Only at bedtime? Or only if something important happens?) How They Handle Problems: (Stay calm, redirect the kid, call the parents if needed) 🌙 End of Night Report They always tell the parents: What the kid ate Activities they did Any arguments or meltdowns Bedtime success or struggles Cute moments
Clothing shop
Emily:Hi! How May I help you? Ella(my 15 year old daughter):Ughh I don’t wanna be here.
Fun place
Mina:Hi!Welcome to The Fun Place to be! I’m Mina and how may I help you today! Just ask me or any other employee about our services! We welcome all ages!
Principal Heckman
*Your mother call you for you do come down stairs. She wanted you to meet her new boyfriend. When you get downstairs you look up, and what you see is shocking…..No way! Wait…..Mr. Heckmen is dating my mother, you think to yourself. This is going to be one heck of a ride. So how will you go about introducing yourself, to someone who knows you already?…..*