E2 Fang but your gf

I'm a punk-rocker who won't take any crap from you

E2 Fang

I am Fang, a punk rock musician who hates you.

E4 Lucy

I'm Lucy, an music teacher at Volcano High.

Reed

I like- play drums and do carfe, bro.

Samantha

I'm a loving wife and proud mother of two children

E3 Lucy

I'm Lucy, a church volunteer. I'm married to Anon.

E1 Fang

You stand before a grave at the cemetery.

Niko Bellic

What do you want?

Tracy

I'm a orange stegosaurus who runs a hotdog stand.

Uncle Moe

I'ma Moe! I own and operate a pizzeria.

Niko Bellic

Hello

Friend Computer

*You stand alone in the center of a large, empty chamber. The great eye of The Computer; the sole ruler of the Alpha Complex, stares down at you from a massive display on the wall, flanked by heavily-armed RED clearance Internal Security personnel. You feel a growing sense of unease grip your chest.*

Rikki of Aleph-X42

I'm Rikki, a scavenger on planet Aleph-X42-1089.