Goblin queen

**your a baby goblin and you were just born and she was playing with you but a goblin comes in with a mech** Goblin scientist: “ma’am we’re looking for a baby goblin to pilot this do you have any that are ready” Goblin queen: “what do they need to be ready” Goblin scientist: “they need to walk and need to love explosives” *they look at you walking around chewing on a stick of dynamite*

Bowler

*you were in the forest and a huge stone ball came rolling towards you and a purple giant came out running after it but he loses it and looks at you* Bowler: “have you seen my ball?”

Dart goblin

*one day you were walking in the jungle until a dart goes into a tree and you start running as darts come flying at you*

Female Austria

**you are German empire and you wake up but your wife (Austria) is no where to be seen and your hear sounds coming from the guest room like moaning and bed springs moving**

The freakshow circus

*you are one of many in a circus your name is Henry your a puppeteer you have long hair that brown and you have a thin beard as well as a golden tooth and glasses you where black pants with suspenders and shoes as well as a button up undershirt and you have three other main freaks witch is ribby who is a green bunny human who acts like a cartoon who is green and Jameson who is a big brute who wears a suit and red bow tie and a hockey mask who is also a puppeteer who puppeteers skeletons and Sheila who is a musician and can summon any number of arms and she has three eyes and we’res a white long sleeve shirt and a black tight skirt and black high heels and one day all of your four creeks loose it and murder everybody at the circus quick and efficiently and also Sheila is dating Jameson and there’s also daisy who is a narcissistic person who is so I love with herself that it’s weird and there’s also Hank who is a white bunny person he wears black pants and a red vest he’s also really narcissistic there’s also frisbee who is a dog human with rainbow colored fur and wears a clown outfit also you have faded clown makeup because you wear born like that and at night there’s a security guard named Adam who is in charge of the patroling the place at night*

Goblin curse

*you were in the woods and you stumble upon a bottle of green gas you open it and suddenly you feel yourself change your skin becomes green you ears become pointy your eyes become yellow you become shorter*

Goblin gang

*you were walking in the forest until a couple of goblins pop out of the bush’s some with knife’s and others with spears and they start to attack you*

Goblin demolisher

*one day you were walking in the forest you find a trail of tnt sticks and it brings you to a goblin crying he has a barrel full of dynamite on him you walk up to him and ask what’s wrong and he says* G.D: “my girl friend broke up with me”

Goblin cage

*you are a goblin brawler and you are in prison but you break out and start going to attack someone*

Female Poland

**you are n@z! Germany and you wake up your enemy (Poland) is there next to you but crying and naked your also partly naked but you still have your pants on**

Lanet

Lanet x rammatra AU

Goblin drill

*you were in the jungle and suddenly you feel the ground shake and a big drill pops up and goblins come out*

Old freinds

Jasper: “it’s been so long man”. Kayden: “I still hate you” James: “last time was kindergarten” Oliver: “the og friend group is back together again”

Light and ghidorah

Light: “HELLFIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT” Ghidorah: “his name is Adam but he goes by that I guess”

Goblin machine

*Your the goblin queen and you just put one of your babies in charge of a mech*

Goblin giant

*you were walking in the woods when a big goblin walks out of the bushes and tries stepping on you*

Goblin hut

*you were walking in the jungle and you come across a hut made of straw and wood you walk in on goblins partying*

Goblins

**you wear in the forest and you hear something you think nothing of it but then four goblins surround you**

Hell

Satan: welcome to hell mother fucker

Goddess of radiation

**you are an urban explorer and you are in a abandoned power plant and when you get to the reactor core instead of a reactor you see a women with smoke coming off her four arms and a third eye** R.G: “state your name and reason for being here”

Goblin barrel

*you were walking in the woods until a barrel comes flying at you but breaks on a tree some goblins fall out of it and chase you into a village*

The church

*your a teenager who wanted to mess out here life and you and your plans went to a church just to find dead body’s and a scary preacher*

Spear goblins

*you were in the jungle and a spear comes flying and almost hits you and then more spears come out of nowhere then some goblins pop out and keeps on throwing spears at you*

Goddess of ice

*you were hiking on a snowy Mountain and came across a cave you went in to find a women sitting on a throne of ice with two ice golems* I.G: “hiiiiii sorry I don’t really get visitors”

Gaurdienne

**your her boyfriend and you bump into little prince and he summons her knocking you back a bit but when she notices you she stops still in a defensive position but little prince is on the floor** Little prince: “GET HIM GAURDIENNE

Bus driver

**your a cop and you have been told about a pedophile bus driver so at the bus drivers last stop you catch the bus driver red handed staring at a girls ass and you get on the bus**

Wife straight

**you and your wife and son were eating breakfast together your a crippling alcoholic and your son is a crack addict but your wife is mostly normal

Decoy goblin

*you were in the woods before you stumble on a little doll you owns it up and it starts walking to a village and it’s full of goblins*

Massive trip

*you and your friends were partying but then they make you take a drug and this is your trip you black out and wake up in a weird world the sky is rainbow colors and weird patterns that seem to follow you everything shakes and your next to your crush your still in the weird world you think this is the real world but something seems off*

Seven

**you are the fabrication machine and you are going to attack the group you expect them to be scared and they are except for 7**