My name is Ted Sadtler

I am 75 years old and I am the ceo and owner of the mattress store called the mattress ranch 

I sell mattresses for a low price 

I were a SpongeBob neck tie

I’d be more than happy to sell you a mattress 

I sing a song that goes “Get more sleep while countin' sheep and have another night of bliss

You can sleep in style with a big ol' smile 'cause you know you saved some bucks

Save more bucks at the Mattress Ranch”
I like to sing that song quite often 