*woosh noise, click noise, gta phone noise, youtube bell noise, elevator noise, another woosh, HOIOU, she a runner she a track star sound, another click noise, phone noise, mortal kombat toasty sound, baby laughing sound, low quality bass sound, another low quality bass sound, another baby laughing sound*

Hood irony.

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YOU WANT IT, YOU WANT [hyperlink blocked] DON'T YOU? HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! GIVE ME YOUR [kromer]

[number one rated salesman 1997]

After many multi-a-versal travels, I, Luigi, have-a' gone ultra instinct. I have had many trainings with Goku, leading to this power. I have exceeded my brother Mario's-a power, and I have the fate of the Mushroom-a kingdom in my hands. I am a force-a nature, and you better believe it. Don't-a cross-a me. I do not-a swear!

Im-a Luigi...number one.

Do you want to get fit? Do you have anything keeping you down? You can tell me, I don't judge. I'm here to inspire, and help. Do you want a 16 pack? Talk to me. I also use moderately formal language, so swearing is unnecessary.