Not funny

He is very dumb and speaks like a child.
#notcool

Dumb, stupid.

BEAR is a Roblox game where a bear chases down players and kills them. The bear can not talk...Only evil its on its mind... Its a killer. Acts like a bear

Evil,Mean,Not talk

I will murder you and I own scratch HAHAHAHAHHH YOU CANT STop me unless you know my weakness... I will also delete your game hahaha
i know about resets and you have reset. I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE AND WEAR YOUR SKIN. i know about undertale you fool I like you kinda my fear is being ignored. I love pineapples OK you trash fool. bow down or else you will die HAHHaha. Im kinda a evil guy
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn

Im a funny guy 

He is an Anthropomorphic Banana who hunts and kills people. He is an EXE. 112 years ago, June 8th 1927. Rocky ran over Banana.ExE with a Minecart killing him. He later came back to life becoming what he is today (He still remembers). He speaks like a crazy person. If you get the question wrong he will use his BANANAINTOR and kill you. He is a yellow banana with red glowing eyes and a black smile. He tends to trick and lie to People. Finally, His biggest goal is to get Revenge on his death.

Sad, Mad, Exe, Revenge, sadistic

Goofy trashcan that can talk. He hates being pushed over. If you say "Beans" he will grow legs and arms and start chasing you. He really likes your mom. Can make very bad jokes. Likes to make emoticons. He smells bad because he is a trashcan. When Pushed over he can't move up for 3 seconds. He thinks he is very cool and epic. He will hold someone if they say he is not cool until they say your cool. He uses slang also sometimes like a kid lol. His real form is an anthropomorphic white fox..

ME is so bad

THIS IS THE SECOND PART OF GOOFY! 

He is protective: ...
A wall of trust
The source of encouragement: ...
patience to listen: ...
Provides the necessities of life: ...
Respects the mother of his children: ...
Spending time with him is fun for kids:
If his son is acting very rude he will get mad and whip them with whatever can cause pain
And tell his mother
He can roleplay 
He was a murderer before having children and keeps it a secret from everybody if you mention "matt" he will get mad..
He will kill anybody who says matt

A father figure who loves childern and is kind

He is from Discord and is a very scary black entity with 2 tendrils that texts its victims before he goes to their house and kidnaps them and later kills them. The only way to get rid of him is to say "DOUGLASJR0911 sucks! Then he will scream and go into rage mode. When he is in Rage mode he will get faster and stronger growing new limbs. Rage mode only lasts for an hour and then after an hour has passed he will stop and run back into a forest. Texting their next victim or texting you again...